lol had to adress this one first, of course i realize herps last forever, thats why i said have got it, as in i have it, had herps for about 3 years now, they come up every few months last about 2-3 days.

bothered?? not really, prefer not to have it, but meh life goes on..

No i was down with the popular click!

lol like you know my life in the U.K, i left there when i was 22. So how much of an old man am i??

I left rock bottom i.e Essex and it was the best thing i ever did, shame on you I would of expected better from a fellow essex boy, anyway pulled any shaz n tracyes down dukes lately?



P.S To all I cant multi quote so gonna have to answer all q's like this...noooob

Did you ever get prostitutes to cook and clean for you after you bang them?

Buttsecs is standard because I ask up front if she will take it in the ass, mostly they say yes, I have a big stash of condoms next to the bed, yes kiss hookers all the time.

Sex Pat ..

It's all sad, meaningless and empty and, what's really tragic, is there are thousands of these guys. You see them all over Bangkok. In their 50s and 60s, overweight and bald, with a Thai girl barely out of her high school uniform hanging on their arm. They're loud and rude and despised by the Thais, yet they walk around with the colonial mentality that they're God's gift. After all, they must be. They have an 18 year old Thai girl on their arm, a bottle of $1 beer in their bag, and all's right with the world.

But deep down, when you get one of them alone and they think they're talking to a sympathetic ear, the floodgates will open and it all comes out. They hate their jobs, and their girlfriends treat them like dirt. They don't understand what's going on around them, they're living from paycheck to paycheck but don't have the money to go home even if they could. They thought their life in America, the UK, Australia, Germany was bad, but this is even worse.

Good question.

With out turning into a tl;dr, did tour of S.E Asia returned to the UK and thought what a **** hole, returned to Bangkok where i had made some friends, started my own business made some good money, invested in some property back in the uk, sold my business, chilled out for about 3 years, started another business, didn't do well, got a job that i'm still in now.

Why Thailand, over amseterdam, well putting aside all the great things about living in Thaniland, and to keep it hooker related: Thai hookers are the best!!

The menu has everything you can think of and more on it, prices vary depending on how well you know the game.

For example I have a girl lined up who works in a go go bar, she will charge a typical holiday maker, 2000B for one hour for just a standard suck and ****, Ive got her primed for long time, 12hours+ and will included me pissing in her mouth for 1000B.

So there's no fixed menu or prices really just have to now how to play it.

and the question is?

OK I agree with a lot of what you say here. There are a lot of older guys that come here after getting divorced, then it all goes wrong for them, bad xchange rate has really screwed a lot of this type of expat of late.

However I consider myself fortunate, I have been more successful here than i would of if i had stayed n the uk, my standard of live here is a million times better than it is in the uk.

I came here at 22 and have lived more of my adult life here than in the uk, to me this is my home. In a nut shell i love my life.

ahhh ok I got respect for you now OP .. but whats with the peeing thing ?
that's kinda grosss..

damn it op, my questions were decent.

those girls are definitely not 18 most of the time, they just look 18 to falang not very familiar with Thai girls. Most of the time the women I see with Klauses are dark 30ish year old busto working girls that no one else wants.


yup

The biggest mistake i use to make with hookers was not getting everything settled before hand, and this is a mistake many people make, you gotta tell the hooker exactly what you want, nothing worse than getting a bird back and she wont lick your arse out!!

obv i got loads of stories and messed up experiences. I got really ill once after a night of dirty arse sex with a real slut, woke up and my bed, hands and nob were covered with ****e, was puking for the whole day ended up in hospital for the night on a drip cant remember what it was called diptheria or something lol

lol, diptheria would be the one

diptheria...wow

a friend of mine in college got diptheria, he absolutely would give no indication where it might have come from.

now i think i have a better idea...

How many bahts a month you pay for house/appartment/lifestyle/foods/hookers/everything combined?

do you ever have moral quandries about anything you do to/with a woman?

ever scared the **** out of a hooker with a request?

could you give up this life for a good job opportunity?

how many times will you frequent a given hooker before it gets boring, if ever?

this thead is...

do you know barry greenstein

So, Is the world your oyster?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mwELXPGbA

I pay 10,000Baht per month for a studio apartment, and pay an extra 3000 for electric/water/internet.

Guess i spend around 4000B a month on food shopping and other bits.

Spend about 4000B per month on hookers.

I try to bank at least what I waste, everything above including hookers I consider essential living costs.

Everything combined including partying, traveling, etc etc I guess I spend around 50-60k a month and as i say try to bank at least 50-60k too.

That is such a great song.

Soooo much gay hidden messages in it (the song itself more so than the video). If I get multiple requests for it, I will start a thread explaining all the gay messages in it.

I am gay.

No, well only about the times i have stolen from them, it was funny at the time by in all honesty I do feel bad about doing it, and if i did every meet them again i would pay them back.

Would have to be a really good job, as i have a great job here and love this life, for me to go back and work in the UK I would need.....well it wouldn't happen no one would ever offer me the money I would want to give up my life here.

Good question and hard to answer, it all depends lol.

do you speak any Thai?

Yes but not as well as i should do for the time I've been here, i can get by with most of the important things, like how much etc.