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So it was all his fault. Did you do anything to help the sex or did you just rely on him to make it better for you, and did you ever tell him or did you play the jedi mind **** women do like i shouldn't need to tell you, you should already know kind of thing. Do you ever ask yourself maybe it was you who sucked.

This is probably my favourite post in the thread. Just keep trying, man, you'll get better.

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09-21-2010 , 09:23 PM

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plubius

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

Oh hai! Fancy meetin you here. Did you know that I'm a pathetic human being?

you're a good person, afaik
**** the haters

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09-21-2010 , 09:24 PM

#203

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,555

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Originally Posted by plubius

you're a good person, afaik
**** the haters

Oh I know, just messing around. :P

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09-21-2010 , 09:28 PM

#204

iranwell

banned

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Her vague answers are validating my non-arguments.

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09-22-2010 , 12:39 AM

#205

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

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Originally Posted by iranwell

Her vague answers are validating my non-arguments.

Internet is serious business?

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09-22-2010 , 12:40 AM

#206

Tien

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I turn 24 next month too.

On the 24th.

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09-22-2010 , 12:41 AM

#207

Gizmo

Hottest Khaleesi

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 11,951

Fancy! But happy brithday!! Gogo libras imo.

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09-22-2010 , 12:55 AM

#208

Stoneflip

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,370

hai guyz good thread here imo

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09-22-2010 , 01:05 AM

#209

balla4life

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 912

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Originally Posted by Snoopydance

The biggest reason for me leaving my ex was I realized I'm a dyke. Sorry.

Are you into doing threesomes with an Alaskan super stud who can keep it hard all night long?

Pic related.

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09-22-2010 , 01:07 AM

#210

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by Tien

I turn 24 next month too.

On the 24th.

I turn 24 this month on the 24th, so suck it! Mine's closer! And I'm older! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! Yeah.

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09-22-2010 , 01:18 AM

#211

Tien

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,905

But I have higher post count and earlier join date.

So I win and you lose.

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09-22-2010 , 01:47 AM

#212

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 43,518

Did you ever play chess vs. your ex-husband?

If so, who won usually?

And if you won then maybe that's why the marriage didn't work.

Last edited by All-inMcLovin; 09-22-2010 at 01:47 AM. Reason: cuz he couldn't handle a strong queen ldo

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09-22-2010 , 02:32 AM

#213

buddyholly

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,673

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Originally Posted by Tien

But I have higher post count and earlier join date.

So I win and you lose.

Well, sure, you've posted at 2p2 longer, but I have 3 years and 11 months more experience at not posting on 2p2.

Plus, I was alive in a time when Huey Lewis and the News had a #1 album, and you weren't - so I think we know who the real winner is.

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09-22-2010 , 03:04 AM

#214

DonkeyFocker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,191

why do you like fisting so much? what happens if a guy has a big fist?

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09-22-2010 , 05:10 AM

#215

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Snoopydance

I played absolutely no part what so ever. I'm a saint and perfect. I find your ranting illogical and a bit pedantic.

Nowhere in his post did he ever mention feet.

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09-22-2010 , 08:28 AM

#216

Eva N Longoria

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 360

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Originally Posted by Jackitos

Oh hai! Fancy meetin you here. Did you know that I'm a pathetic human being?

self-esteem not ITT

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09-22-2010 , 08:40 AM

#217

iranwell

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 540

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Originally Posted by Snoopydance

Internet is serious business?

Yes it's very serious, and starting an "ask me" thread trying to come up with witty answers shows you just stated this to make yourself feel better about having a failed marriage.

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09-22-2010 , 08:43 AM

#218

iranwell

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 540

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Originally Posted by buddyholly

This is probably my favourite post in the thread. Just keep trying, man, you'll get better.

If i'm your favourite then you can be my favorite.

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09-22-2010 , 09:11 AM

#219

FiveBet

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 168

Did the fail marriage have a negative impact on your appearance? Please support your answer with pics from before the marriage.

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09-22-2010 , 09:46 AM

#220

Tartufo

banned

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

Madden 05 FTW!!

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09-22-2010 , 10:08 AM

#221

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

did he have a big dick? when did you know it was over?

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09-22-2010 , 10:31 AM

#222

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

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Originally Posted by O Fenômeno

did he have a big dick? when did you know it was over?

You mean his dick or the marriage?

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09-22-2010 , 11:53 AM

#223

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by O Fenômeno

did he have a big dick? when did you know it was over?

so much wiener

Last edited by Kevroc; 09-22-2010 at 12:37 PM.

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09-22-2010 , 12:30 PM

#224

Stoneflip

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,370

does your ex know you have a 2+2 account?

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09-22-2010 , 01:06 PM

#225

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

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Originally Posted by Stoneflip

does your ex know you have a 2+2 account?

He posts on here under the screenname Dids.

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