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03-08-2011 , 02:56 AM
lol kristy
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03-08-2011 , 03:01 AM
i'm just glad everyone overlooked my shameless attempt to keep this wonderful little flame war going by giving the opposition more ammunition. i feel like this guy except none of you are close to being badass mexican drug dealers.
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03-08-2011 , 04:00 AM
Your need to feel like an anti-establishment rebel on an internet forum has not gone unnoticed now or ever.
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03-08-2011 , 04:18 AM
nor your passive aggression
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03-08-2011 , 05:05 AM
why cant we all just get along
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03-08-2011 , 05:08 AM
Why fix the thread and then break it again, nham? Let them fight, this is pleasing to read, with my sammich and coffee. Stay on topic, please.

Also, OP:

- are you trying to save g2h's wife because of how hurt you've felt, and still feel, or are you simply a very, very good person?
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03-08-2011 , 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
Internet sarcasm not your thing, huh?
you didnt notice those sarcasticly rolled eyes?
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03-08-2011 , 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by HUHandEH
grounds for a divorce if you ask me AND I TOLD THE WIFE THAT!
It actually is.

You can file for divorce on the grounds that there is no sexual contact anymore.
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03-08-2011 , 05:41 AM
I'm pretty sure that's why that kid from Florida was able to divorce his parents.
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03-08-2011 , 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Reese
Kristy sometimes I love you other times I just want to fist you hard all night
I don't understand the difference between these two things.

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Originally Posted by Tartufo
Actually, I'm internet-black from the waist down.
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03-08-2011 , 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Kristy
Actually, I'm internet-black from the waist down.
Is that a "big e-peen" brag?
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03-08-2011 , 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
You know what they say about presumptions..

They make an.. wait, what?
They make for a good anoos is what you meant to say. I think.
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03-08-2011 , 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Go2h3ll
No sex since 2005 and counting.
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03-08-2011 , 10:23 AM
That's longer than LirvA imo
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03-08-2011 , 10:27 AM
cliffs: women being women.
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03-08-2011 , 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Go2h3ll
No sex since 2005 and counting. There is a very high probability that I am even worse at the sex than a toadly awesome booger-eating internet moderator like yourself, good sir.
wat. srsly why dont you leave her then? i cant see how anyone can be happy in a marriage like that.

Last edited by MadeLiefje; 03-08-2011 at 11:17 AM. Reason: doesnt give you a reason to cheat tho
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03-08-2011 , 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
My tits are real
I made a lot of money at hooters when I was 18.
Seriously, where the hell did you get that my boobs are fake?
Not that I have anything against fake boobs.
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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
I can't tell if they are C cups or D cups.
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Originally Posted by Go2h3ll
gizmo, I thought they looked fake. Real tits don't haev drop shadoows!
And the debate rages on. Fake or Real? This salty ol' sea dog knows one sure-fire way to prove it: Real tits float, fake tits dont.

Swimsuit pics of them floating would settle this once and for all. Jus Sayin'.
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03-08-2011 , 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by The Drifter
: Real tits float, fake tits dont.
You're an idiot. Yes, Im serious.
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03-08-2011 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
All this stuff I've said before.

Also, I'm never going to sleep with a virgin. ever
yeah, i'd hate to be their first disappointment.


hi giz, no questions. hope youre well tho
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03-08-2011 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Spota
You're an idiot. Yes, Im serious.
Ok, I'm an idiot and your serious.

Are you saying that I am wrong, as well?
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03-08-2011 , 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by The Drifter
And the debate rages on. Fake or Real? This salty ol' sea dog knows one sure-fire way to prove it: Real tits float, fake tits dont.

Swimsuit pics of them floating would settle this once and for all. Jus Sayin'.
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Originally Posted by Spota
You're an idiot. Yes, Im serious.
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Originally Posted by The Drifter
Ok, I'm an idiot and your serious.

Are you saying that I am wrong, as well?
I'm prescribing you both the maximum dosage:

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03-08-2011 , 04:06 PM
Love, it's a mother****er, huh?
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03-08-2011 , 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MadeLiefje
wat. srsly why dont you leave her then? i cant see how anyone can be happy in a marriage like that.
Sex isn't everything you know, closeness and companionship counts for a lot. Or so I hear
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03-08-2011 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Soulman
Sex isn't everything you know, closeness and companionship counts for a lot. Or so I hear
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03-08-2011 , 05:43 PM
cliffs :

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Originally Posted by animal_chin
I'm glad you respect me as a poster (small wins are the bestest), but what beata said was a joke. People make jokes on the internet because they are funny. The correct reply was to say something like "he still looks me in the eyes while he is railing the **** out of me so I can't be too ugly." When you start taking things people say on the internet personally is when you fail at the internet. I don't see why people take internet stuff so srs bsns cuz I sure as hell don't. Maybe it's cuz I walk around like I own the world. I piss lightning and **** thunder. I am the greatest that ever lived and if some nobody on some internet forum disagreed with my I'd laugh in their face and post a youcantbesrs.jpg and leave it at that. Because I am the best all other opinions are inferior to mine so I don't really care what other peasants have to say. Guess thats just me though...
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Last edited by AlainDeloin; 03-08-2011 at 05:44 PM. Reason: No Tart, I won't meme this..i know it's hurtful
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