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03-07-2011 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bagonirix
this gif is so perfect for describing my reaction to kristy's posts itt.

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03-07-2011 , 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BoSoxBK
At least Gizmo had the balls to get out of a marriage that was not fulfilling.
a minute ago i learned she had fake boobs. Now I find out she has balls! ladyboy ftw!!!
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03-08-2011 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
I like how maturely and wittily you replace words like totally and kristi with toadly and krusti. Very subtle.

I think there is a level here, and 4L is the pawn. (no offense to pawn) I think g2h is playing us all, assuming chipa is a girl. I think he knew she'd get trolled, since she's a girl, and he could come to her rescue and prove what a valiant white knight he truly is.

After gaining her trust, he'd then be able to sleep with her a few times before she figures out that he actually has no wife: he couldn't let her 'come over' not because of a wife, but because she'd find out he lives in his parents' basement.

Well played, g2h. I wish you luck in breaking your cherry or whatever the kids call it these days.
I am grappling with the idea of a forum mod trying to flame me for a lack of maturity. Yes, 4L, where maturity and subtlety happens. Lol wtf?

Your theories are very solid, astute. You are very good at reading people imo.
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03-08-2011 , 12:50 AM
says the guy who thought Giz had fake bewbs
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03-08-2011 , 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
says the guy who thought Giz had fake bewbs
FYP
says the guy who thought I was a fat troll beast.
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03-08-2011 , 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
I like how maturely and wittily you replace words like totally and kristi with toadly and krusti. Very subtle.

I think there is a level here, and 4L is the pawn. (no offense to pawn) I think g2h is playing us all, assuming chipa is a girl. I think he knew she'd get trolled, since she's a girl, and he could come to her rescue and prove what a valiant white knight he truly is.

After gaining her trust, he'd then be able to sleep with her a few times before she figures out that he actually has no wife: he couldn't let her 'come over' not because of a wife, but because she'd find out he lives in his parents' basement.

Well played, g2h. I wish you luck in breaking your cherry or whatever the kids call it these days.
This is an outrage
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03-08-2011 , 01:01 AM
Touche. But really, let's get mature and subtle here. That's what this forum is all about. Anyone up for a discussion on photovoltaics?
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03-08-2011 , 01:08 AM
Go away. You're not even entertaining anymore.
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03-08-2011 , 01:09 AM
I would love to have a discussion on photovoltaic cells, but the lack of any real science forum with a strong environmental leaning circumvents this possibility. The new stories about using algae as a source of fuel are quite intriguing.
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03-08-2011 , 01:09 AM
So I tried to search Google News for something relevant to make an "Ask me anything about having a failed Mirage" thread, but the best I could do was an article called MGM Mirage (MGM) Showing Bearish Technicals But Could Fall Through $13.63 Support. So that's not thread-worthy.

But anyway, I spent a lot of time looking for something, and there was just nothing there. Sorry. EDIT: I guess the preceding statement could describe the marriage in question. I'm like a ****** savant Doctor ****ing Phil over here.
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03-08-2011 , 01:11 AM
Are you sticking something up your wazoo in this picture?

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03-08-2011 , 01:14 AM
I didn't know I was ever entertaining. I thought I was just the life-fish who exposes himself to ridicule and nerd rage on a forum for no particular reason.
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03-08-2011 , 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
omfg lost it a++++++
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03-08-2011 , 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Glo4ming
stare at this gif and memorize its wonderful lessons and your next marriage will last


Spoiler:
just emailed to my current gf will post a tr
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03-08-2011 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Gizmo
So, you're not going to leave your wife, then?
I'm hoping this will shut you up, but I am not holding my breath: the world does not revolve around you. Just because I haven't answered the question for you, doesn't mean the question is unanswered. Chipa knows the answer to your question. And isn't she the only person who deserves an answer? Can you just get over it? You really are a pest, a spiteful dwarf, searching for some kind of catharsis by bitching at some guy who is planning on going outside his marriage, and you really do look like an undersized little rodent. How do you ever expect to keep your future men if you keep acting like this?
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03-08-2011 , 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Go2h3ll
Chipa knows the answer to your question. And isn't she the only person who deserves an answer?
Actually, no. The woman or person who deserves to know this above anyone else is actually your wife. You selfish, silly man. She is the one you are screwing over continually. Your daughter also deserves a resolution in her life, and, most likely to get away from the tainting that is you as a father.
This is what you fail to see, and even Chipa (who I think is actually quite nice... outside of the being a dirty mistress). fails to see. It. Is. Not. About. You.
It's certianly not about me. It's about the people you are ****ing over in your life who do not deserve it. Namely, that person would be your daughter. Again, you selfish, arrogant, moronic little man.

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How do you ever expect to keep your future men if you keep acting like this?
Some how I think I will be just fine.
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03-08-2011 , 01:43 AM
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How do you ever expect to keep your future men if you keep acting like this?
I suppose the same could be said for you.

Only women, not men ... I would presume.
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03-08-2011 , 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I suppose the same could be said for you.

Only women, not men ... I would presume.
You know what they say about presumptions..

They make an.. wait, what?
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03-08-2011 , 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by allinontheturn
I suppose the same could be said for you.

Only women, not men ... I would presume.
Ouch! Feel the burn!
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03-08-2011 , 02:28 AM
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03-08-2011 , 02:36 AM
That's really cute!
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03-08-2011 , 02:38 AM
But seriously, that you took the time to do any shop related to me shows that you may be having an obsession and you should probably stop that.
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03-08-2011 , 02:39 AM
I dunno, worked out well when I did it..
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03-08-2011 , 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
I dunno, worked out well when I did it..



Hey, baby, wanna go watch me throw cupcakes like a bad girl?
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03-08-2011 , 02:43 AM
you know it!
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