I can't tell if they are C cups or D cups.

I can't believe krusty defiled the photo of that 25 year old specimen of elven beauty! Wt krusty wtf?????

Are you going to leave your wife for Chipa?

Sorry gizmo, I thought they looked fake. Real tits don't haev drop shadoows!

See... my guess is that you aren't planning on doing it so you can't really say anything to this question since Chipa will see it and have expectations.

Now that it is painfully clear why you want an answer this question, aren't even slightly embarassed to ask it over and over? Do you have any right to know? Do you remember how kindly and honestly I answered your questions before? And do you know why I am loathe to respond to your probing questions from here forward?

So, you're not going to leave your wife, then?


Great, stand up guy!

I'm sure he's good enough in bed that chipa doesn't mind being used for sex nd then discarded when he gets bored with her, thus being treated as even lowlier human garbage than he can accuse others of treating her as.

Chipa likes guys that jizz vodka.

grunch

giz, did you return the favor?

What.... favor?

Skimming the first page reminds me that I haven't seen this Anais guy in quite a while.

I lurk these forums frequently and nothing makes me more disgusted than people like go2h3ll..a selfish, good for nothing coward and chipa...a dirty cheap whore who runs after married men. At least Gizmo had the balls to get out of a marriage that was not fulfilling.

what's the freakiest **** you asked your wife to do?

But...but, give me a chance to prove myself to you, BoSoxBK!

it's ok you can be bi

are you saying you have a roast beef pussy?
nice stereotype all iron chefs are gay right you should be so lucky to have a man cook for you dumb blonde

you grew a pair of balls? are you butch now?
super standard

btw I'll trade HU poker wisdom for sexual favors. PM me

No sex since 2005 and counting. There is a very high probability that I am even worse at the sex than a toadly awesome booger-eating internet moderator like yourself, good sir.

guess you never saw "I Love You, Man"

I like how maturely and wittily you replace words like totally and kristi with toadly and krusti. Very subtle.

I think there is a level here, and 4L is the pawn. (no offense to pawn) I think g2h is playing us all, assuming chipa is a girl. I think he knew she'd get trolled, since she's a girl, and he could come to her rescue and prove what a valiant white knight he truly is.

After gaining her trust, he'd then be able to sleep with her a few times before she figures out that he actually has no wife: he couldn't let her 'come over' not because of a wife, but because she'd find out he lives in his parents' basement.

Well played, g2h. I wish you luck in breaking your cherry or whatever the kids call it these days.

Internet sarcasm not your thing, huh?

Tartufo is winning this thread btw.