Ask me anything about being an illiterate degenerate - BBV4Life -- Two Plus Two Poker Forums

Since I've survived for 35 years already, I may have some handy tips for someone, or then again I might not.
I don't even know how to use the comma since English is too difficult so AMA please.

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01-24-2019 , 02:04 AM

ScreaminAsian

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what's your favorite game?

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01-24-2019 , 03:54 AM

diebitter

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Who wrote this thread for you?

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01-24-2019 , 02:49 PM

riitaoja

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Sorry I can't read your replies

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01-24-2019 , 02:54 PM

ScreaminAsian

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best 4l thread in a long time

5 stars

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01-24-2019 , 03:24 PM

diebitter

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Would read again.

Which is more than can be said about the OP

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01-24-2019 , 03:55 PM

Mr.mmmKay

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REKT

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01-24-2019 , 04:44 PM

AlwaysFolding

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Please read "between the lines."

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01-24-2019 , 05:39 PM

riitaoja

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Would read again.

Which is more than can be said about the OP

Thank you! I felt very touched by your friendly response, dear diebitter!

(OP's mom typed this message)

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01-24-2019 , 05:45 PM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Please read "between the lines."

OP's mom snorted all the lines already

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01-24-2019 , 05:53 PM

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diebitter

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Say hi to your mom for me

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01-24-2019 , 05:57 PM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Say hi to your mom for me

Sure if you also send your dad my regards if you know what I mean

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01-24-2019 , 07:50 PM

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Tuma

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what a meanie

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01-24-2019 , 07:59 PM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by Tuma

what a meanie

Thank you for your kind words Tuma

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01-24-2019 , 08:03 PM

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Morphismus

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Favorite sorting algorithm?

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01-24-2019 , 08:11 PM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Favorite sorting algorithm?

ORDER BY `modified` ASC

OP's mom is old and doesn't care about algorithms, since she thinks programming is such a simple task that men should take care of it. She wears a white lab coat while operating her teletype and just loves her salary.

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01-24-2019 , 08:22 PM

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riitaoja

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I feel like I'm somewhat popular right now. The whiskey is running low though, so the inevitable sobriety might screw with the feeling of popularity very soon.
Do you still love me?

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01-24-2019 , 09:07 PM

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AlwaysFolding

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Hi sober man who can't read but is currently using a Dictaphone

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01-25-2019 , 02:51 AM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Hi sober man who can't read but is currently using a Dictaphone

Hello and thank you. Always good to have dick to phone

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01-25-2019 , 07:16 PM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

what's your favorite game?

6-max NLHE

It's quite challenging though because I can't read the numbers and letters on the cards or on estimated ranges

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01-29-2019 , 07:40 PM

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Mulezen

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The illiterates I know in central VA (little to no schooling...dirt floor upbringing)...do fine mental math bidding at livestock auctions...they might have few teeth and a record for rustling but definitely aren’t stupid

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01-30-2019 , 09:52 AM

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Unsporting

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How much hookers and blow did op has when he wrote this Fred? About tree fiddy?

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02-08-2019 , 05:10 PM

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riitaoja

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Originally Posted by Unsporting

How much hookers and blow did op has when he wrote this Fred? About tree fiddy?

I asked my mother to read this message to me aloud and she just slapped me

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02-17-2019 , 02:16 PM

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Unsporting

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Originally Posted by riitaoja

I asked my mother to read this message to me aloud and she just slapped me

I thought she’d have a good understanding of that

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02-17-2019 , 08:32 PM

#25

riitaoja

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Thanks for the numerous replies! I think I will now learn how to read.

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