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07-02-2009 , 05:12 AM

#101

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by edfurlong

If a guy thought pee came out of your vagina hole and not the little pee hole would you still pee on him?

I'll pee on anything.

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Originally Posted by M2001

You're clever enough to know men usually don't have the balls to hit on 10/10s...

7/10s? Different story...

attention whore trick # 447

I'm so not a 10/10 no matter what!

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07-02-2009 , 05:12 AM

#102

Wrane

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No. I'm just a competitive underwater basket weaver.

Ranked #1 in North America ainec.

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07-02-2009 , 05:13 AM

#103

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by Wrane

No. I'm just a competitive underwater basket weaver.

Ranked #1 in North America ainec.

Do you get to have sex with the baskets?
Are they shaped like boobs?

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07-02-2009 , 05:13 AM

#104

Kevroc

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edfurlong for mod

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07-02-2009 , 05:13 AM

#105

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by edfurlong

When you fart and a little poop comes out what do you do? Assume you're at the mall or something.

Try and smell it, ldo.

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07-02-2009 , 05:14 AM

#106

OlderBaby

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great response imo

All stinkys should be put to the test

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07-02-2009 , 05:15 AM

#107

Wrane

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When that trucker killed that women with his truck, was it his fault he was driving in the kitchen? Or his friends, who let him drive drunk?

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07-02-2009 , 05:16 AM

#108

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by edfurlong

Would you rather **** a midget or someone in a wheel chair?

I hear midgets have big dicks, so ldo.

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When that trucker killed that women with his truck, was it his fault he was driving in the kitchen? Or his friends, who let him drive drunk?

I'll be honest, good try but not that funny.
TJ combos is pretty awesome.

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07-02-2009 , 05:16 AM

#109

Nichlemn

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If you're an attention whore, you're going to want to make money out of this, right? So is this all a plan to increase the auction price of nekkid pics? When is the auction being held? Will it lead to further auctions, culminating in the sale of your hand in marriage? When is that auction being held? Is attention whore-ness genetic? When are your daughters' auctions being held?

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07-02-2009 , 05:17 AM

#110

lovealwaysvia

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Is abortion ever an option?

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07-02-2009 , 05:17 AM

#111

pelicanpoker

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how longs it been since you had a ****?

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07-02-2009 , 05:17 AM

#112

Wrane

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Do you get to have sex with the baskets?
Are they shaped like boobs?

Ain't I supposed to be the one asking questions?

But, it depended. Sometimes the judges choose a women or polar bear to weave so when I go home I usually go have my way with them.

We had a boob contest once. I came fifth that day. Mainly because I couldn't figure out what a boob looks like.

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07-02-2009 , 05:19 AM

#113

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by Nichlemn

Um tree fiddy?

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Originally Posted by lovealwaysvia

Is abortion ever an option?

When is abortion not an option?

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

how longs it been since you had a ****?

I haven't licked a vagina in about 13 hours.

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07-02-2009 , 05:19 AM

#114

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by Wrane

Post pictures of the polar bear doing hilarious things. Instant 5*

Last edited by Gizmo; 07-02-2009 at 05:20 AM. Reason: polar bears are instant win.

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07-02-2009 , 05:20 AM

#115

Wrane

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Thoughts on "The Hangover" movie?

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07-02-2009 , 05:20 AM

#116

oldgrandma18k

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Giz,

do you think what makes you able to be an attention whore is exactly what makes you need to be an attention whore? That being you are a female and foxy, so if you were say fat, unattractive, and a dude I think you'd be some bitter computer nerd who plays something like world of warcraft and argues on message boards. So is your beauty a curse?

WATCHUTHINKGURL?

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07-02-2009 , 05:21 AM

#117

Gizmo

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Originally Posted by Wrane

Thoughts on "The Hangover" movie?

I haven't seen it
Instead I saw Transformers which sucked ass.

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07-02-2009 , 05:21 AM

#118

Nichlemn

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Um tree fiddy?

Is that the starting bid for all three? I'm in for $3.50 in all three auctions then. I'm still in the third even if I win the second.

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07-02-2009 , 05:21 AM

#119

lovealwaysvia

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Why is bra singular and panties plural?

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07-02-2009 , 05:22 AM

#120

Wrane

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Hangover was really gud imo. LOL moments every line.

TUDALOOO MUTHAA****AAAZZZZ.

Thoughts on Optimus Prime @ the end when he got really jacked up?

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07-02-2009 , 05:23 AM

#121

Wrane

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Mythbusters or Man vs Wild?

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07-02-2009 , 05:25 AM

#122

Kentucky Buddha

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Originally Posted by lovealwaysvia

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

2 terts no waiting. imo

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07-02-2009 , 05:25 AM

#123

Low Key

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Originally Posted by lovealwaysvia

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Couldn't you say the same thing about shirt and pants?

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As usual, the internet provides all answers:

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According to several costume historians who have helped me with this reply, the answer to all this conventional plurality is very simple. Before the days of modern tailoring, such garments, whether underwear or outerwear, were indeed made in two parts, one for each leg. The pieces were put on each leg separately and then wrapped and tied or belted at the waist (just like cowboys’ chaps). The plural usage persisted out of habit even after the garments had become physically one piece. However, a shirt was a single piece of cloth, so it was always singular.

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Trousers or 'trews' are a modern form of breeches/britches. Notice the name - it contains the name for a gap (once more until the breech etc) and that I think is because the middle part of a pair of trousers is a later addition. I think that the original trews were leg coverings - like all-round protective 'chaps' (chaps from cheeks - meaning side pieces - yes?) which may have sometimes been worn under a kirtle or kilt. often the genitals would be separately covered (or not) for easy access. when cod-pieces were the rage - a holder for cods - the leggings would definitely have been a pair without all-round cover.

So, partial answer - the clothing that covers the legs, bottom and genitals - was originally not in one piece and a pair of trousers was thus two leg-pieces joined together - with or without crotch cover.

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07-02-2009 , 05:26 AM

#124

Nichlemn

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Why do guys in male-dominated forums pay so much attention to attractive females when said male-domination increases the competition for said attractive females and therefore reduces the probability that said guys will get anything from said attractive females? Shouldn't it tend to an equilibrium where girls get a similar level of attention wherever they go? Or am I missing out on other key factors?