Honestly... no

NO! We've been nice to each other for quite some time. Remember all the asians I poasted?

Jizzmummy,

What's it like knowing that 99.8% of 4L would give one of their digits to knock seven bells of **** out of your ladygarden?

Does this make you feel happy or like a piece of meat?

Hypothetically, if you were an attention whore I'd been hooking up with lots recently, would finding out that I'm meeting up with a professional dancing ex later for drinks (and to mash her kid****ter) make you lust after me more or think that I'm a dick? Or both?

Do you really love Ryan Beal or is he just your internet white knight who has the authority to slap us in the face with his gigantoEwang whenever we take things too far with you.

Would you like some of the chocolate cake I made for my female friend's bday yesterday?

What is the likelihood of you getting really drunk one night and ninjaposting your breasts in omg for a brief few seconds. If >1% could you please give me a rough idea of which month this might be so I can adjust my sleep pattern accordingly?

If I told you that by becoming my wife you would instantly get a title and become part of the British nobility would you agree to marry me?

If the answer to the above is yes, how long would you require your chain to be?

Is Tartufo the most intelligently funny person you've ever encountered?

Who was your first lesbian fantasy about?

And your most recent?

Is it better for a man to be good at cooking or gardening?

How often do you change the sheets on your bed?

What is your favourite underwear? (pics obv)

Have you bought that shiny thing yet, and if not, why the **** not?

Hi Giz. I'm poasting in your thread. I guess I'll ask a question too...hm.

Being a hot chick in 4L seems like a guaranteed way to get a ton of attention. Is the attention you've gotten as a result of this thread as satisfying as the normal everyday attention you get from your admirers? Also, i can has a sign?

you posting that does not answer my question

It's what I strive for.

Attention whore rule # 662

Like a piece of meat, I am not your play thing!!!
It would make me feel inferior and question myself and so I'd have to do some drastic things to try and make sure you still wanted to give me attention (ie: that you still "love" me) so I'd probably let you stick it in... somewhere or something.


Attention whore rule #7

No thanks... I'm on a diet.

50% it either happens or it doesn't.


I'd have to see your teeth first.
As long as you want to make it.
His advice on fisting has been most useful.
My best friend at the time.
Kirsty with a strap on

Cooking.
I have a thing for clean sheets so once every week.
This is making an assumption.

I'm waiting until I go to denver. (also, broke )

do you secretly enjoy falling so you can post pictures of it?

What exactly is your relationship status at the moment?

wana go on a dinner date?

Do you wanna come home with me after alex buys you dinner?

obvioiiusly
outlook hazy, ask again later
I think you're probably an even bigger attention whore than me, so no.
We'll see.

are you getting bored answering questions yet?

Pretty much. I'm a little sad, I thought this would be funnier than it turned out to be.

this thread will not make it to 1k

Your answers indicate 77.4% compatibility. I was previously pretty convinced that one day we'd end up together, but now not so much. I'm just off to meet up with that ex of mine that dances for a living. Just for drinks you understand. Have a fun day.

I was trying the "Apocalypse opener" on you, so now I'll sit back and play aloof 'till you're ready to go.

I almost paid you a compliment, Giz. Thought I might regret posting it if you started being mean to me again. Came really close though...

This is the problem with being attractive. People focus too much on wanting to horse you senseless and less on actually interacting with you on an intellectually stimulating level. Sometimes I do try, then I look at that pic where your bra is visible through your top and just give up.

Hi Giz,

If you and I were going out for ~8 mths, and I decided to go to Connecticut for 4 days to play plo and didn't invite you. Would you be offended? And if offended, what would I have to do to make up for it?




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Shotgun Willies has Amatuer Night on Thursdays. Are you going to come up to Denver and try out?

favorite type of dog, excluding poodle and including golden retriever?

do you like wolf blitzer?

why not?

finish this sentence. I get up in the morning because __________

start this sentence.

how much does a bag of ice cost in your neighborhood?

really, that much?

I think Wolf Blitzer sucks.

Do you like expensive dinners?

Do you really have a prosthetic limb? If so...pics so I can fap please.

life story or cliff notes giz?

unless it's like boring

Would you like to see my blue box?

So you´re at a party and get no attention at all, because other girls act more crazy and maybe some of them are even more attractive than you.
What are your favourite plays to get the attention you need?