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09-18-2009 , 04:34 PM

voyamatarte

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I was at a popular and crowded college sports bar yesterday with one of my girlfriends that work there. We are getting drinks and having a good time when this **** waffle walks in. Tapout shirt, plaid knee length shorts, and a boys red cap with the brim flipped up. He had a hole in his right back pocket and I pulled his cigarettes out of them because my friend was out.

B B or V?

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09-18-2009 , 04:35 PM

Quagmyer

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and hes the douchebag?

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09-18-2009 , 04:36 PM

animal_chin

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1st post killed thread. Well done.

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09-18-2009 , 04:36 PM

2incher

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pics of one of your girlfriends who works there

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09-18-2009 , 04:37 PM

The Brickie

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What's it like pick pocketing a douchebag?

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09-18-2009 , 04:38 PM

IcURaTroll

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Originally Posted by voyamatarte

I was at a popular and crowded college sports bar yesterday with one of my girlfriends that work there. We are getting drinks and having a good time when this **** waffle walks in. Tapout shirt, plaid knee length shorts, and a boys red cap with the brim flipped up. He had a hole in his right back pocket and I pulled his **** and balls out of them because my friend was out.

B B or V?

fyp!

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09-18-2009 , 04:39 PM

makemecool

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Originally Posted by IcURaTroll

fyp!

solid fyp

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09-18-2009 , 04:41 PM

Forty0unces

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You could've just shelled out the measly $7.50 to buy your own ciggs instead of being a douchbag...

But alright.

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09-18-2009 , 04:41 PM

Yarbles

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if i caught a stranger pickpocketing me i would have laid u the **** out... worth it for cigs?

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09-18-2009 , 04:41 PM

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spaceman Bryce

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voya, are you serious?

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09-18-2009 , 04:45 PM

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alexander7179

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variance. brag if u woulda got his wallet n it was his big night out

Last edited by alexander7179; 09-18-2009 at 04:45 PM. Reason: wait did u know this guy? did he do something to u?

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09-18-2009 , 04:47 PM

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T.J. Combo

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How many thread titles am I gonna have to look at with the word douche in them today?

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09-18-2009 , 04:47 PM

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makemecool

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OP you are a pussy

If I was you I would wonder to myself why I did this and why after doing it I posted on an internet message board.

It's a beat. You are a beat and if I was that guy you would be beat.

Good day to you sir.

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09-18-2009 , 04:48 PM

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IcURaTroll

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Originally Posted by makemecool

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09-18-2009 , 05:28 PM

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High Time John

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This is standard. Brag would be to be a putpocket and put a pack of cigarettes in his back pocket imo.

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09-18-2009 , 05:43 PM

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voyamatarte

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Originally Posted by makemecool

no u

he had it coming you guise

also he was smaller than me. If he was a large man I would have just quietly judged him.

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09-18-2009 , 05:44 PM

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voyamatarte

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he only had like 3 cigs in there too, ****ing cheap skate

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09-18-2009 , 05:45 PM

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Hawk35

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Note to self: never open another thread started by voya

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09-18-2009 , 05:49 PM

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voyamatarte

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I dont know my MS-Paint thread is off the chain.

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09-18-2009 , 05:53 PM

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Minor Threat

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why did you want to steal a douchebag?

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09-18-2009 , 05:55 PM

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Glo4ming

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[ ] random dude is a dbag just because you didnt like how he looked
[X] you are a dbag for stealing from someone

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09-18-2009 , 07:03 PM

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voyamatarte

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it was his demeanor, mainly.

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09-18-2009 , 07:13 PM

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spike420211

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Originally Posted by High Time John

This is standard. Brag would be to be a putpocket and put a packet of heroin in his back pocket imo.

fyp

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09-18-2009 , 07:15 PM

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voyamatarte

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I thought people would think im cool

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09-18-2009 , 07:16 PM

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Maso777

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Originally Posted by voyamatarte

he only had like 3 cigs in there too, ****ing cheap skate

You mean he didn't have a magical pack of cigarettes where every time he took one out, a new cigarette would magically take its place back in the pack???

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