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04-02-2009 , 10:08 AM
FYP

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Originally Posted by High Time John
tit for tit
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04-02-2009 , 12:04 PM
In your estimation, outside of filming pornography, how many men has Jenna Jameson slept with?
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04-02-2009 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
In your estimation, outside of filming pornography, how many men has Jenna Jameson slept with?
Define 'slept with'.
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04-02-2009 , 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
In your estimation, outside of filming pornography, how many men has Jenna Jameson slept with?
not as many as you'd think
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04-02-2009 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
not as many as you'd think
That's what I'm getting at. You are wearing the green jacket, man.

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04-02-2009 , 02:09 PM
Masters starts next week! When I was 19 I got to play at Augusta with my Dad as a guest of a member. Like most idiotic 19 year olds, I had no clue how special that was at the time. What I'd give to go back and play now....
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04-02-2009 , 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Masters starts next week! When I was 19 I got to play at Augusta with my Dad as a guest of a member. Like most idiotic 19 year olds, I had no clue how special that was at the time. What I'd give to go back and play now....
Oh good, I was about to ask "Are you white or black?" but you already answered it.
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04-02-2009 , 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
Oh good, I was about to ask "Are you white or black?" but you already answered it.
Well, I am Italian and almost didn't get in the front gates.
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04-02-2009 , 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Well, I am Italian and almost didn't get in the front gates.
Did you use the old trick of taking the "o" from the end of your last name and sticking it at the front?
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04-02-2009 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman
Did you use the old trick of taking the "o" from the end of your last name and sticking it at the front?
no, but I had to explain that I wasn't black, I was Italian. They're response:

"...What's the difference?"

I really didn't have an answer for that.
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04-02-2009 , 03:59 PM
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Blade Runner
Local Hero
Best movie nobody has ever seen.
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04-02-2009 , 04:17 PM
Local Hero is an absolutely perfect movie.
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04-02-2009 , 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
no, but I had to explain that I wasn't black, I was Italian. They're response:

"...What's the difference?"

I really didn't have an answer for that.
Christopher Walken had one. You should have taken a page from his book.
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04-03-2009 , 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
not as many as you'd think

Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around, eh? Been around?


Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Purley, say no more. Purley, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.
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02-03-2012 , 10:00 PM
bumpity
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02-03-2012 , 10:07 PM
Make sure you get the porn director one Dom.
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09-08-2016 , 07:49 PM
Man, I'm really an old fart now.
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09-09-2016 , 08:08 AM
Does everything hurt?
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09-09-2016 , 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
Man, I'm really an old fart now.
You and me both, though you need a few more tree rings to catch up to me.

Bet you don't feel old yet. (Sixty+) here...and wonder sometimes if I will ever grow up
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09-09-2016 , 06:16 PM
happy birthday?
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09-10-2016 , 01:48 AM
This is why I don't venture from sports threads.

Porn name?

Any stds?

How gross is being in a porn scene, specifically the smell?

Ruin the mirage for everyone.
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09-10-2016 , 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
no, but I had to explain that I wasn't black, I was Italian. They're response:

"...What's the difference?"

I really didn't have an answer for that.
The good ol days.
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09-10-2016 , 04:53 AM
how many times a day to do you tell the kids to get off your lawn?
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09-12-2016 , 03:57 PM
46 isn't that old imo
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09-12-2016 , 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Dominic
46 in August
This makes me very sad.
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