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A+ thread Dom you made me lol multiple times.

Since I fell in love, I've stopped watching porn because I don't get aroused by it anymore. If you had to pick one porno that would do the trick which one would it be?

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04-01-2009 , 07:54 PM

#153

bluesbassman

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Originally Posted by scottyclark

1 have you ever had 2 women at the same time and were EITHER one worth bragging about (please include any girl on girl details)

2 if you were stranded on an island (and had a DVD/CD player)
what 2 DVDs (movies) and 2 CDs (albums) would u want?

3 if you had to sex her to save your life...would you choose Rosanna Barr Amy Winehouse Barbara Walters Annie Duke or Kathy Liebert.
And Why?

1. Yes and yes. Suffice to say that was a long time ago.

2. Movies: "Dead Man" and "The Life of Brian"
CD's: SRV, "Texas Flood" and Rush, "2112"

3. LOL I would PAY to have sex with either Amy Winehouse or Annie Duke, and I would date either of them. I'd bang either of the other two if I were drunk enough, much less to save my life.

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04-01-2009 , 07:55 PM

#154

Dominic

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Originally Posted by scottyclark

1 have you ever had 2 women at the same time and were EITHER one worth bragging about (please include any girl on girl
details)

Scotty, you need to do a search on my porn-biz stories - plenty there to keep you busy!

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2 if you were stranded on an island (and had a DVD/CD player)
what 2 DVDs (movies) and 2 CDs (albums) would u want?

Blade Runner
Local Hero

The Cars - Candy-O
Mazzy Star - So Tonight That I Might See

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3 if you had to sex her to save your life...would you choose Rosanna Barr Amy Winehouse Barbara Walters Annie Duke or Kathy Liebert.
And Why?

Annie Duke. If I squint she's still kinda cute.

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04-01-2009 , 07:57 PM

#155

Dominic

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Originally Posted by GinaSD

I'll be damned, never thought I'd read Lord Byron on 4L.

Ok, here's the question.

Quien is mas macho, you or Ricardo Montalban?

No one is more macho than Ricardo Montalban. I'm just kinda goofy.

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04-01-2009 , 07:58 PM

#156

Dominic

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Originally Posted by emmemere

quebec or france french?

French French. If you wrote something I could probably decipher it but I doubt I'd be able to reply.

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04-01-2009 , 08:00 PM

#157

Dominic

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Originally Posted by thanksb

I never revisit porn...if i'm on a search i'm always looking for something new. But to be honest, porn doesn't really do it for me anymore, either.

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04-01-2009 , 08:09 PM

#158

Blarg

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Originally Posted by Dominic

No one is more macho than Ricardo Montalban. I'm just kinda goofy.

Lloyd Bridges es un poquito mas macho de Ricardo Montalban.

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04-01-2009 , 08:35 PM

#159

Dominic

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sorry, Blue, I missed this post the first go-around....

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Originally Posted by Bluegrassplayer

how do you meet women? After college I'm almost clueless.

It's harder when you aren't forced to be with them like in college....so you have to do something else - get out and do something....forget clubs, because that's hopeless.

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Have you ever had a real job? From what I've heard not really, so what made you decide to live the lifestyle you're living now?

Yes, I've had a few real jobs:

copywriter in NYC
tennis pro
various film and TV production jobs other than freelance

My last real job was working as the Senior Producer for a Vegas television production company. that lasted about a year. I'm not good with real jobs, tbh.

The lifestyle I'm living now is not a choice, it's just how things ended up.

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Where do you play pokers at mostly?

Red Rock, Venetian, where ever.

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Why are you dating girls 20 years younger?

Because I can.

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04-01-2009 , 09:19 PM

#160

Pinlifter

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Originally Posted by Dominic

yeah, me to....if I could find one documented case of God healing an amputee, I'd instantly convert.

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Originally Posted by Stu Pidasso

See you in church!

So did you instantly convert?

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04-01-2009 , 09:37 PM

#161

HobbyHorse

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Annie Duke. If I squint she's still kinda cute.

AND she's a redhead....

Here's my question: why haven't you made a thread about being a screenwriter?

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04-01-2009 , 09:38 PM

#162

Dominic

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Originally Posted by Pinlifter

So did you instantly convert?

yeah, that seems legit.

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04-01-2009 , 09:40 PM

#163

Pinlifter

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Originally Posted by Dominic

yeah, that seems legit.

Legit wasn't part of your challenge, only that it was documented.

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04-01-2009 , 10:24 PM

#164

Dominic

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Originally Posted by Pinlifter

Legit wasn't part of your challenge, only that it was documented.

lol....the Bible is a document, as well....but that doesn't mean it's documented evidence. Neither is that bogus "miracle."

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04-02-2009 , 12:27 AM

#165

emmemere

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Originally Posted by Dominic

French French. If you wrote something I could probably decipher it but I doubt I'd be able to reply.

le pamplemousse et l'ananas mangé le bébé dans la tête

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04-02-2009 , 01:10 AM

#166

Dominic

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Originally Posted by emmemere

le pamplemousse et l'ananas mangé le bébé dans la tête

lol....i don't think you're much better than I am....the translation of this, as far as I can tell, is:

the grapefruit and the eaten pineapple the infant in the head

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04-02-2009 , 01:15 AM

#167

emmemere

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Originally Posted by Dominic

lol....i don't think you're much better than I am....the translation of this, as far as I can tell, is:

the grapefruit and the eaten pineapple the infant in the head

close, it's like "the grapefruit and the pineapple ate the baby in the head". It doesn't make any sense but if I say it quickly out loud with a french accent, people are like "oh, you speak french?". Unless of course they are french, then they slap me for insulting their language

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04-02-2009 , 01:33 AM

#168

Dominic

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i really need to get back to Paris....I miss it. I know I'd pick the language right up again after total immersion for two weeks or so.

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04-02-2009 , 02:39 AM

#169

Ephialtes

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je suis une grande jolie seins rouge

imo

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04-02-2009 , 02:46 AM

#170

Kevroc

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diebitter is gonna get pissed when he comes here.

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04-02-2009 , 03:27 AM

#171

Blarg

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Quel fromage!

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04-02-2009 , 03:37 AM

#172

Soulman

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Originally Posted by Dominic

actually, this is almost exactly like my chest:

You're a werewolf? Cool.

(Pretty nice chest)

(No I'm not gos)

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04-02-2009 , 05:22 AM

#173

Dominic

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yeah, i'm kinda hairy and keep it trimmed like that dude does.

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04-02-2009 , 08:52 AM

#174

emmemere

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pics of your actual chest

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04-02-2009 , 09:56 AM

#175

High Time John

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Originally Posted by emmemere

pics of your actual chest

tit for tat.

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