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Dom,

Having read your posts over the years you've always seemed like a super cool guy. What would you tell a man in his 20's are must do activities throughout the course of his life? What experiences can't be missed? Anything you regret not doing?

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04-01-2009 , 06:27 AM

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Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

Hey, Dom...

Ever pull it to Ashlyn Gere?

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04-01-2009 , 06:30 AM

#103

Advice Dog

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Originally Posted by Bond18

What would you tell a man in his 20's are must do activities throughout the course of his life? What experiences can't be missed? Anything you regret not doing?

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04-01-2009 , 06:48 AM

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siouxbrew

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 4,701

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Originally Posted by Advice Dog

lol wth, seriously.

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04-01-2009 , 07:12 AM

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Dickie_Drain

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 254

OK....my dob is 25th Aug 1963. Who is older?

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04-01-2009 , 07:12 AM

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Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

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Originally Posted by Bond18

hmmmmm....

Travel, travel, travel. Don't say no to new experiences. Floss. Go Scuba diving in the Caribbean at least once. Buy a telescope and use it. Makes sure the people you love know it. Spend lots of money on great meals in fine restaurants. Makes sure you have enough health insurance. Ask her out.

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04-01-2009 , 07:13 AM

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Dominic

Tripod

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Advice Dog speaks the truth.

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04-01-2009 , 07:24 AM

#108

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Dominic

All of this is sage, save for the floss.

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04-01-2009 , 09:06 AM

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Tartufo

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

Dominic, you're 12 years older than I am. What have you learned between 34 and 46 that you wish you knew when you were my age?
And why did people stop having sweet sexy music as a background for porn scenes?

has not been answered yet!

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04-01-2009 , 12:03 PM

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Bond18

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Good to see I pretty much am already doing everything on this list, right down to the flossing. I might wind up skipping out on the telescope though. Thanks Dom.

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04-01-2009 , 12:23 PM

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scottyclark

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i have noticed that the older i get (44)...

the uglier i seem to get.

are you having the same experiences?

Last edited by scottyclark; 04-01-2009 at 12:29 PM.

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04-01-2009 , 12:27 PM

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tmcdmck

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 6,497

do milfs physically interest you progressively more as you age?

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04-01-2009 , 12:59 PM

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JasonInDallas

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 6,898

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Originally Posted by Mayo

In those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Gimme five bees for a quarter" you'd say.

This will be lost on everyone but me and one other person.

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04-01-2009 , 01:06 PM

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Blarg

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,529

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Buy a telescope and use it. Make sure the people you love know it.

I agree with this. If the people you love know you use a telescope, they might be more likely to leave the curtains open.

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04-01-2009 , 01:08 PM

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Kristy

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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas

This will be lost on everyone but me and one other person.

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Originally Posted by Low Key

I didn't even know this was part of the same rant when I googled what I was looking for.

But here it is, since it's so great:

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Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones

Lost on everyone who didn't read the first page....or watch The Simpsons..

..not a real exclusive club you've got.

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04-01-2009 , 02:39 PM

#116

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

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Originally Posted by Tartufo

has not been answered yet!

"boom-chicka-wow-wow" has been copyrighted, so porn cannot use it anymore. It's sad, really.

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04-01-2009 , 02:40 PM

#117

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

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Originally Posted by scottyclark

i have noticed that the older i get (44)...

the uglier i seem to get.

are you having the same experiences?

actually....no. I'm aging like George Clooney for some reason. Not that I'm as good-looking as him, just that as I age I seem to get better-looking.

I like it.

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04-01-2009 , 02:41 PM

#118

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

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Originally Posted by tmcdmck

do milfs physically interest you progressively more as you age?

yes...I'm definitely seeing attractive women my age more so than I did in the past. Although, it hasn't stopped me from still liking the younger gals, either.

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04-01-2009 , 02:52 PM

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Bond18

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Oh yea I forgot to ask. How easy/difficult is it to score nice looking 20 something girls in your 40's?

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04-01-2009 , 03:02 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

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Originally Posted by Bond18

Oh yea I forgot to ask. How easy/difficult is it to score nice looking 20 something girls in your 40's?

pretty damn easy....easier than it was when I was actually in my 20s.

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04-01-2009 , 03:03 PM

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LirvA

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What do you think of newer cars?

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04-01-2009 , 03:07 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

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Originally Posted by LirvA

What do you think of newer cars?

???

I don't get this question....new cars are always fun.

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04-01-2009 , 03:57 PM

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LirvA

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I mean like new cars compared to old cars. Like say newer than 1990 compared to older than 1980 know what Im saying?

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04-01-2009 , 04:18 PM

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Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,270

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Originally Posted by LirvA

I mean like new cars compared to old cars. Like say newer than 1990 compared to older than 1980 know what Im saying?

well....older cars were better for the common people, you know? Newer cars are fine and all, but they're all pretty generic unless you can spends more than 50k on one.

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04-01-2009 , 04:21 PM

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LirvA

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Yeah. I think generally speaking older cars were safer because they were made out of stronger material. There's all these new cars that are almost nothing but plastic. Cars have ****ing plastic bumpers these days. WTF is a plastic bumper going to do?

I much much prefer older cars, generally speaking.

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