Requested. As you can imagine, nobody really listens to me in there anyway, but we'll see.

i'm 34 and my sex drive has basically dropped to a level lower than that of my computer desk. will it only get worse when i'm in my 40s?

goddam kid.

Stay off of my lawn.


MM MD (53)

Do you hurt when you get out of bed in the morning?


What age have you enjoyed most so far?


Any advice for us youngin's?

What would you do differently if you knew at 21 what you know now?

Do you think you'll have, or have you had, a midlife crisis?

hmmmm....it shouldn't be dropping. Are you married or in a relationships now? I have found that through the years when I'm not with someone my sex drive does tend to go into a bit of a hibernation, but that only lasts until I meet the next girl I want to bang.

I'm just as horny now as I was when I was 17. Only now, I don't mind seeing what's on TV first.

how does it feel being an old bachelor?

If you, Kevroc, and diebitter were the last three human beings alive on Earth, which one would you choose to be your "boy-toy" and why?

PS. It's a trick question.

nope. All working parts in perfect condition. Although, I would like to know why my ears suddenly need more hair.


all of them! Believe it or not, I still feel like I just graduated college. It's bizarre to me that that actually happened 23 years ago.


Enjoy your youth. If you have a choice to go somewhere or take another job or do something adventurous - take it. If you're single with no real responsibilities, go have some fun. Tahiti, Australia, Tokyo....go do something and learn something. You'll have the rest of your life to be stuck in a cubicle or raising kids.

1) Saved more money. Compounding interest is your friend.

Well, I've never been married, don't have kids, date girls 20 years younger than me, and play poker for a living. I think my whole life has been a mid-life crisis.

sometimes it's lonely.

We would not do that to one another. We would separately roam the Earth like David Carradine in Kung Fu, only meeting once a year to have a drink with one another.

How does it feel knowing you're going to die before 99% of this forum?

You're a horrible liar. You've already been watching diebitter run around the beach in Speedos so I guess you'd be picking that dirty ol' bird.

Poor Kevroc. He gets no Dom love.

knowing Kevroc's preference, I would assume I'd be the one left out in the cold.

oddly....it doesn't really mean anything to me. We all live, we all die...I have no real fear of death, only of dying alone.

Do you think about death more now, knowing that probably more than half of your life is over?

Yes.

As long as it isn't Southern Comfort, or else a prison movie might break out.

If this is true, why did you never get married?

So Kevroc, assuming there's many gallons of Southern Comfort involved, which one would be YOUR choice then?

Both.

Most of the answers are something I would say and I'm 34.

You're easy to please, I guess.

Do you think you'll ever get married? Do you want to? What about having kids?

Where do you meet girls that are 20 years younger? And do they think of you as a Sugar Daddy/Viagra Dude?

grunching.

what was it like having your 1st prostrate exam?

It was the SoCo.