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since most of you gomers are like 18 years old, I thought it might be enlightening for you to ask someone with experience, maturity and a couple of gray pubes some questions.

so gogogogogogogogogo!

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03-31-2009 , 05:28 PM

OlderBaby

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how old are you

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03-31-2009 , 05:29 PM

pd86

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who's but did you come out of?? how you live so long???

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03-31-2009 , 05:29 PM

pd86

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can we call you gray bush ??

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03-31-2009 , 05:30 PM

StaggerLee

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Do you prefer Matlock or Walker Texas Ranger?
Also, who would be quicker in solving a murder mystery?

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03-31-2009 , 05:31 PM

Dr. Spaceman

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If the fountain of youth was in Mayo's anal cavity and only reachable through penis insertion, would you go for it if it made you 10 years younger? 20 years younger?

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03-31-2009 , 05:32 PM

Soulman

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

If the fountain of youth was in Mayo's anal cavity and only reachable through penis insertion, would you go for it if it made you 10 years younger? 20 years younger?

good question imo

(I'd do it for 10 years)

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03-31-2009 , 05:40 PM

Tartufo

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In b4 someone does it for -2 years

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03-31-2009 , 05:41 PM

Dominic

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Originally Posted by OlderBaby

how old are you

46 in August

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03-31-2009 , 05:41 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by pd86

who's but did you come out of?? how you live so long???

your mom's. smarts.

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03-31-2009 , 05:42 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by pd86

can we call you gray bush ??

no. i plucked those gray pubes out. Bastards. But you can call me "Tripod."

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03-31-2009 , 05:43 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by StaggerLee

Do you prefer Matlock or Walker Texas Ranger?
Also, who would be quicker in solving a murder mystery?

Jesus Christ, I'm not THAT old. But obviously, Chuck Norris wins.

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03-31-2009 , 05:44 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

If the fountain of youth was in Mayo's anal cavity and only reachable through penis insertion, would you go for it if it made you 10 years younger? 20 years younger?

Sure, why not? The best part would not be becoming younger, it would be the look on Mayo's face.

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03-31-2009 , 05:45 PM

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Dr. Spaceman

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Sure, why not? The best part would not be becoming younger, it would be the look on Mayo's face.

Probably a look of pride, knowing that he and Jenna Jameson have something in common.

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03-31-2009 , 05:46 PM

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Soulman

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Sure, why not? The best part would not be becoming younger, it would be the look on Mayo's face.

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03-31-2009 , 05:46 PM

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manoren

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Originally Posted by Dominic

your mom's. smarts.

post pics ty

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03-31-2009 , 05:50 PM

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Vintage00

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What's it like going to bed at 8pm knowing that you can't get it up?

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03-31-2009 , 05:50 PM

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StaggerLee

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Sorry, forget Matlock/ Walker:

Which one is best? CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York or Dark Horse Law & Order SVU

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03-31-2009 , 05:55 PM

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ozymandias

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are you my father?

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03-31-2009 , 05:55 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by StaggerLee

Sorry, forget Matlock/ Walker:

Which one is best? CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York or Dark Horse Law & Order SVU

my favorite shows are Battlestar Galactica and LOST. I don't like CSI or Law & Order shows.

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03-31-2009 , 05:56 PM

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Dominic
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03-31-2009 , 05:57 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by Vintage00

What's it like going to bed at 8pm knowing that you can't get it up?

i play poker for a living so I don't even go out to the casinos until 9pm.

And the only difference between your hard-on and my hard-on, is that when I get it up there's actually a chance of my **** finding some pussy.

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03-31-2009 , 05:58 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by ozymandias

are you my father?

it's possible, i guess.

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03-31-2009 , 05:58 PM

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Dominic

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Originally Posted by tunaman3000

Dominic
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ha! I want my old undertitle of Tripod back, dammit.

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03-31-2009 , 05:59 PM

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Vintage00

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Pretty witty answers ITT.

I approve.

However, funnier than...

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Originally Posted by Dominic

And the only difference between your hard-on and my hard-on, is that when I get it up there's actually a chance of my **** finding some pussy.

...woulda been the difference between ur spooge seeing daylight in a Kleenex or darkness in a vajay imo.

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