Entertaining thread is entertaining.

What's the general thought on Westerners heading to VN (or Thailand) to get laid on the cheap? Is it "just business" or do people get angry that their town or city is a giant whore-house?

I try to be careful as possible like pouring listerine on my dong if I plan any sexual activity. If it doesnt sting, its safe as it will ever be. Same goes for brushing teeth way before any activity. If i need to I just gargle listerine also. I dont take unnecessary risk. Other than that, Im not sure what else I can do other than no sexing but that aint going to happen.

I heard them converse. He was just a push over and weak. She knows it.

She was there willingly. If she was coaxed or not idk. If I felt that she was against it, I would have left. Only time it got questionable was near the end when she was deep throating. I would compare it to a girl willingly giving a guy a blow job and near climax, the guy pushes her head down. I would never do this but its similar.

My family/friends are cool and maybe they do think that. Idk, if they did, it wouldn't phase me. I don't have problems finding ladies in the USA so I dont think I would qualify for that stereo type. As for the local thinking that Saigon is just some red light district. I dont see it at all, Saigon is nothing like Bangkok.

~ Early in my time being an expat in Saigon I was really sick. Fever, nausea, slept a lot, barely ate, really weak. This was my first time being incapacitated outside CA. I was just toughing it out letting it go its course. I called girl1 to cancel our date because I was sick. This was our first date and I got the feeling she thought I was just dodging her. She keeps calling me wanting to meet me and eventually ask if someone is taking care of me. Im like no, its no biggies. She tells me she wants to go over and bring me some food etc. Hmmm ok. We only met once through a friend. But Im like cool, I should eat and I couldn't walk out to the nearest food stall without being feeling totally exhausted.

So she comes with Chao [rice porridge] and 3 orange juices. I was like sweet. Ate and hung with her a bit but I was still weak and tired. I soon dozed off.

I woke up to still find her there. Good thing she didnt ransack the place. She got a orange juice out the fridge and helped me drink it. It was prob the best OJ I drank ever. We talked a bit and she told me there is more food on the dinner table and she should go. I thanked her and walked her to the door.

During my sickness, I was telling all girls that called me that I was sick. It didn't occur to me that was a bad idea, hence this story. Only a few knew where I lived.

So on the 2nd day of sickness, girl1 was over again taking care of me again. During this time, I was ignoring calls. One girl, girl2 was calling repeatedly to which I also ignored. Eventually a couple hrs later, to my surprise she walks into my room with a surprised yet disappointing look while girl1 sitting there .

The front door was unlocked I guess. I was in shock plus being tired, I wasn't on my A game. It was such a unexpected surprise that I didnt even utter a word. Girl1 eventually introduced herself. Girl2 became shy and nervous. Girl2 put the food she brought on the desk and said she'll leave.

I tell girl1 to wait here and went after girl2. Saying she was a friend who brought me food also. She was real rigidity and I just let her leave.

So back to girl1. She didn't seem to care. She asked who girl2 was to which I told her she was a girl I was dating. Girl1 stayed a lil longer giving me a light massage to help me rest and sleep better since I was achy.

So after that, I told all girls I was getting better and friends were dropping by with food so not to worry. When I get 100% better, well go out.

At the time of the surprise, I already had relations with girl2 and not girl1. It wouldn't have been a problem if I just spoke instead of being a bewildered dumbass since at the time I didn't even really know girl1 well and easily introduced her as a friend. No ones feelings would have been hurt. Girl2 lost touch with me later on and on the 4th day when I was starting to feel better, girl1 massages turned semi erotic which lead to her ****ing me.

Me being still tired, it was a great release and helped me sleep soooo much better. Live and learn

wat

Safe sex (third world style)

brush your teeth and pleasure a man at the same time... seems like an ingenious manner of killing 2 birds with 1 dong

Just in case she expects to kiss him afterwards

I'm guessing the listerine thing and stinging means that if he has any open wounds (which makes it much more likely to catch an std), he will feel it when he pours the listerine on. He then admits that he knows this method isn't 100 percent, but it's better than nothing.

Lol good reads. Keep em coming!

~ I **** myself

I have a weak stomach or something. My diet isnt the best but I would call it slightly less than below average. More than occasionally in the states I would have soft gooey poo with the semi occasional bout of easy diarrhea. Living in VN, its been amplified exponentially. Every morning, I walk myself into the bathroom and have a mini diarrhea session.

So anyway, friends and I were in a small city close to Saigon. I wake up in the morning, take my daily **** and shower. We go off to have some pho. While eating, the host ask if we wanted to go to a friends house to eat, drink and chill. There is not much to do here, so why not. Stomach was feeling slightly off so I went back and took another ****. Usually one **** would do it, with two I figured I be good to go.

So off we go. We arrive to a farm with a lot of open area and set up below a huge tree. After I eat one shrimp and drink half a cup of coke, my stomach starts to feels =( so I just stop eating. My stomach calms down but about an hr later it acts up again and I need to go. Can't hold it any longer. So I ask where the bathroom is and I am informed its an old school toilet. Goody. I wait for host friend to get me toilet paper...

So I approach something like this. After 3 years living here, I have been able to avoid this scenario but not anymore.

I already need to go badly and think to myself how to go about doing this with jeans and tennis shoes. I am thinking this wont be easy without getting **** on my cloths but I really need to go and just hop in, pull down and squat. Yeah this isnt going to work. I pull up, jump out and strip to my boxers and socks. As I am doing this, its already slowly spurting out in small batches. I jump back in the medieval torture contraption and let it all go and most of it landing on my boxers. ****ing eh.

I use most of the roll to clean myself up. Slide off my boxers and use my shirt as a cover as I walk out the country bathroom naked. No one is around as the bathroom is off from the house. I put on my cloths/shoes and go commando the rest of the day. Surprisingly commando was more comfortable than I would have thought.

- What I learned from all this? Don't pull your boxers to your ankles when taking a **** old school. Pull down to your knees and squat. I would have figured it out obviously but when you really need to go, you don't have time for such things.

No one knew what happened but I suspect the family who lives there will piece it together when they find my **** stained boxers in their bathroom trash. Good times.

jfc

Great story. Please keep writing.

Wat!?!?!

I thought it was a ****ty story.

We need more details of the toilet operation. I can't figure out what the hell that contraption is all about.

Do you walk out on the limbs and squat with your butt over the box? Is the box huge and you actually squat inside the box? Are you pooping directly in the river? Can't you invent the "outhouse" over there and make a mirrion dollars?

+1 for learning the joys of going commando. I would have thought man-whores learned that early. Fewer clothes to put on when married woman's husband comes home early.

Great stories dude. Subscribed

What you see in the pix is all it is. There is nothing to sit on inside. You squat and **** between the sticks. The box is to cover you while you use it. You **** into the water.

I never used an outhouse before but I would assume its just collects and smells. The locals doing it this way doesn't smell and provides the fish sustenance.

I will be going to do a border run soonish to PP, Cambodia. Ill post more when I get back. I'm actually getting pretty bored here. This run might do me good and might stay longer than intended but there doesn't seem much to do there. As I am traveling with a lady friend, women wont be on the menu.

and makes the fish easier to catch

Real outhouses are pretty well vented so a lot of the odor is carried away continually but the thought of pooping on top of other poop which is on top of still more poop is bad enough.

What about the floating poop that doesn't sink to the bottom for the fish that don't mind eating poop? A hot summer's day, little Tiep is out in the river swimming and a big train of poop floats by him. Don't some of these country folk get their drinking, cooking, bathing water from the river?

Take some pictures in PP so we can see what it looks like.

amazing thread, please keep going

I started this thread because I noticed I was having too many brainfarts regarding english. Things that never happen before started to happen with a lot more frequency the longer I stayed here. Things like using righting instead of writing. It got so bad that I even mix up words that sound just semi close.

~So I know this vk "Khoa Dang". Hes a nice good guy. Too nice and has a different way on how he sees and interpret things. Hes def odd and lacking but he doesn't BS. He also likes to use mnemonics or what ever you call it when we talk about people with nicknames. Hes annoying at times but nothing too major. We usually go to nhau or hooker street cafe a lot to shoot the ****.

He doesn't do well with ladies at all. He is shy and reserved. Anyway, he eventually ask me to bring him to a Korean brothel. I instruct him how it works and to not stray from it. One thing that I hate is showing someone where to go and they go there acting like a big shot paying more which eventually ruins it for everyone when they get accustomed to more money.

We arrive and we sit down on a sofa. The girls line up. Range is 6-8 with one 9. I told KD to pick first. He of course chooses the 9 and I pick my gal. We both get led up to our rooms.

I get into my room, settle down and strip. Get a blowjob from my gal than cover up. Im in my gal a short period when my phone rings. I look at it and its KD. Thinking something is wrong I answer. He ask me where I'm at. I tell him sarcastically, "where the **** you think I'm at?". He replies that hes done. Me being shocked I say, "what? where are you?" He says hes down stairs waiting. I look at my watch and tell him that its been 7 minutes. I know this because I notice the time when starting as they charge the room by the hour. I tell him wait for me than.

5 minutes later he calls me again. I answer and he ask me the same question, "where you at?". I reply that I'm ****ing this girl. He further inquires how long will I be and I tell him I don't know and to chill downstairs until I finish and go down.

5 more minutes, ring-ring. ****ing eh. I don't know why I answer but I do. He's antsy or some **** waiting alone or something so I tell him he can leave if he doesn't want to wait and tell him don't call me anymore. At this point he knows I'm mad.

I eventually finish and go down to find out he left. I pay 120k for the room and give 500k to my gal.

So talking to him afterwards, he tells me that he went into the room, both got naked and he ****ed her missionary, cummed and left.

He totally ruined my session for me with all the calls and my nickname for him is now Seven.



ok. Im off to Cambodia tomorrow.

LOOOOL wow that's annoying wtf

I'd never talk to Mr. Seven again.

Seems like a really lame ****tard.

Logging in to say -Thread is awesome -Kept me entertained most of the afternoon at work.

Thanks!

any stories from Cambodia?

Hi, long time lurker, first time poster here.

How goes the trip to Cambodia, hope you are having a blast.

I'm another VK who's mid 20s, i hold a decent job and playing poker part time to try and get a decent enough live sample/bankroll to have the confidence to go Full-time.

I'm interested in doing something like this (whoring myself in VN) as a getaway/holiday. I'm also very handsome (by vietnamese standards), averagely hung, but alot bigger than most asians. I also have very long endurance which is probably just ******ed ejaculation but i can come during BJs/Hjs, it just takes longer during "sex", which probably means i also prefer Bjs more.

I have enough money saved to live comfortable for 6-12months in VN, but where would be the fun in that? i would rather use the money for poker.

so,
1. Do you just go to clubs and hit on ladies who look like they have money?
2. Do any of your friends/relatives know this part-time job of yours?
3. Do you think someone can do this fulltime? eg. 2-3 clients a day/5-6 days a week?

I don't think i'll have any trouble getting wimmenz in HCMC at all, but hanging around rich women while they pay for your partying, drinking, threesomes, boat rides etc. It all sounds like a dream. I'll only do this short term though, 3months- 6 months tops. I'll probably blow all the money i earn on brothels,dating local chicks, haircut blowjobs ,quan naus and beer oms.

Hope you don't let this thread die, it's very informative and interesting.

FYP