We prob don't know each other. Being Saigon, it wouldn't surprise me though if we both have the same buddy or acquaintance.

When ever you come here, let me know and I'll shoot over a few addresses dependent on what you want. There are gazillions of places [most suck] to go for extra curricular activities but most are over priced and with poor service mainly for the rich and tourist.

So dependent on what you want be it actual boom boom to massage with happy endings, I can lead you to good places with over price cuties/stunners fishes to nice looking performers etc. No need to waste time with not getting what you want and getting ripped off.


The previous story was a one time deal so far. I do get blown almost every every time though be it an actual client or a sexual experience with someone I already know or just met somewhere. I make it a very sensual experience even if I am getting paid. I suspect that is the reason why I am popular.

I would bet most sexing happening here with local men is wham bam with a little kissing and its over. I usually go the full nine yards.

You have to realize that Vn is still a very poor country. The minimum wage here for someone with no experience/labor job is 60- 80 usd a month and thats working 48 hours a week. They make 3 usd a day when a proper local meal here cost a buck. How is one to even survive here in that scenario?

Granted that is low end as this being a major city, decent money can be made if you posses some skills. Still it is not enough to live on/be comfortable even if you were to make double that. This is the reason why everyone here lives together in a crowded home. Who can afford there own place or rent individually. Each person cost minimum 100usd /month and that's just for basic must haves.

There are women here who are forced into selling their bodies due to being tricked etc but it isn't usually not the case. Most women choose to do these things because they like the money or have no choice. How is a mother or daughter with no skills able to provide for her poor starving family/children? In VN family could easily include mom/dad and even grandparents and siblings

~ So like I previously stated, it was Vietnam's Independence Day. My sugar momma took me to Mui Ne. Its a quaint small lovely beach area. It was so packed being the holidays. But it was great fun as the more the merrier.

It was pretty uneventful though. We dined, we drank, we went dancing. Only thing that I can really mention is that she seem to know a lot of people there surprisingly and she would visit all of them. It was odd, it was more of a "Hi, I like you to meet my boyfriend" because I can see most weren't very close. Other than that, I did finger bang her in the ocean farish from the coast.

It was a very relaxing trip. To tranquil if you ask me. If I were to leave Saigon, a beach life it would be.

http://youtu.be/7KIDL6l7BQk This is how clubbing in VN is usually like. Is it fun? It all depends but I would choose a club in the states over here any day.

Pure comedy gold. You couldnt make this stuff up.
Could you?

In your opinion, what the funnest thing to do in Vietnam?

I been living here also for a year, would you ever consider meeting for some food and drinks?

What brought you to Vietnam in the first place?

New client ITT

I am def. down and a couple of guys too for drinks and food. We promise to keep your identity a secret

Vietnam can be an exciting and fun place but it wears on you. There really isn't variety in VN so unless you have a bunch of cool friends, I suggest don't stay here long unless you like endless pussy and love the food. Most locals are cool but there are cultural differences. Expats can be different too as most are from the "scruffy" side and most come with a big head. I am one of them. I have no college degree or great paying/high position job.

I came here because my life fell apart in the states and then some. This was about 5 years ago when all the unemployment thing started in CA. I lost my job of 8 years. Got max unemployment. Eventually found a real ****ty job but it only lasted a week as they closed down. I was getting paid less than unemployment as it was PT.

Unemployment ****ed me saying that they base paying unemployment payment on last job and this being it. I got reduce to nothing. I fought it in unemployment court and lost.

At this time marriage wasn't so hot either and eventually she left. She took the house, a house we got before all the realstate boom so it was cheap and the mortgage was manageable.

Life went on for another year untill I was visiting a friend chilling inside her house when my parked car gets totaled by a drunk driver in a suv in a residential area of all places. With really no more big possessions, I said **** it and went back to VN not knowing if it would be a short vacation or long.

~ On the subject of mother and daughter tag team above. A favorite pass time of mine is to go to lil make shift cafe. Cheap drinks to chat and a hooker view for the street right in front is a full of motorcycle hookers. That is, this is one of the places where hookers drive back and forth on a small section of the street to sell their wares. Its a sight to see, beautiful ladies in provocative clothing riding helmet-less swarming a potential client to the point of blocking traffic.

Most girls are average but there are some real nice ones. For 10-15 usd a pop, can't really complain but don't expect performance at all but more rush rush attitude.

I don't use full fledged hookers but this one caught my eye. She was cute as a button. She was totally my type. She was also the best looking one there. So I frequent her semi often and I get to really know her. At first she was distant and all about busting nuts. But as I use her more, I learn more about her. How she got into this work etc. She would eventually come to my place on call and the sessions would be fantastic. Still know her till this day but shes gotten real chubby however.

Anyway, she would drive solo when the other workers would have a driver. One night while chilling at the cafe, she is driving someone else. To my surprise I found out that it is her sister. In this scenario, the driver gets a cut of the money but he/she isnt the pimp. So she went home, convince/talked to her sister about this line of work and brought her in and probably even making money off her.

~Here is a good 5 part article that would be a good read for those interested in the massage scene. In this case, girls are brought in knowing what they have to do but get trapped until they pay off what they owe before they can leave. http://www.tuoitrenews.vn/cmlink/tuo...he-job-1.35965

Next story - Po Nani the stalker

yeah well, i'm pretty sure it's spelled punanny!

Comedy gold, A+

fyp

swag!

not sure about the food, but i don't think the endless pussy would be a real problem.

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Originally Posted by Asian Gigolo
as I was leaving she hands me one million dongs

i don't care about the rest of the story but that part is gold!

OMG! Crying of laughter from OP and first comment.

~ I met Po Nani [fictional name] at a club called Lush on ladies night. My buddy and I were early chilling at the bar drinking since it was not yet busy. A long legged woman wearing a hot short skirt dress with a revealing top walks in our direction. Instantly catches both our eyes. Po Nani sits next to me and orders a drink and sits quietly to herself.

Eventually I get tired of chatting to my friend in the deafening club so I turn my attention to her. She at this point is low on her drink so I signaled the bartender and order two more beers and what ever she is drinking for her and also a pen. I chat with my buddy a lil longer when the drinks and pen arrives. She is given her drink, bartender points to me and I give her a smiling head nod. I grab the pen and a napkin on the counter and write "Hi, my name is AG, do you speak any engrish" and slide her the note and pen. She replies with "little my name is Po Nani".

We go back and forth without saying a word and I learn basic things about her and that she works at a import/export company. More importantly, I wanted to know to what degree of a working girl she is. I inquire if she is here with anybody and she says she is with a group of her friends behind us. I turn around and see them at a table. At this point, I suspect they are all indeed working girls who just sit together. This is all being done in vietnamese now since her english is so poor.

I instruct her to go get a lovely lady for my friend since I am ignoring him. She disappears while I go back to chatting up my friend. They come back, introductions are made and we continue our lil note game. Shortly after , I conclude she is a semi hooker who goes to clubs to find johns. I write to her, "I am only a xe om [motocycle taxi] driver and don't have money". At this points she smiles and pulls me to go dancing.

She dances very provocatively touching her titties and lifting up her dress just enough for me to see the color of her undergarments, really playful. I get real close nibble her ear and tell her I want to know what she smells like and to give me her panties. She looks at me and I point to the ladies restroom and smile. I slightly give her a nudge and off she goes.

I go back and sit with my buddy to see how things are going with his new friend. Turns out hes not interested so I tell him send her on her way than, **** giving her any money. Po Nani comes back and hands over her panties all embarrassed to which I give a big sniff smiling and tuck into my shirt pocket with it sticking out a tad.

Rest of the night leads to me and my buddy getting plastered. I know I am too hammered to do much else let alone get home safely so I give Po Nani my number and to call me.

Later part 2 psycho bitch.

Went to ladies night last night at lush.My group of 5 guys went 5 for 5(no working girls, all deals closed).Statistically pretty remarkable if you ask me.Place is nutso on tues.


Good stories, post some pics if you can at some point.

Cant waiy for pt 2

Nice.....

Pt. 2 plz, I'm bored at work.

What is the story behind your avatar? I imagine that picture on your business card.

I don't take many pictures at all, to me its more trouble than its worth.
Saigon isnt really a big place, can't count how many times I ran into people unexpectedly let alone social media.


~ So Po Nani calls me the next day and ask what I am doing at night. I only planned on staying in relaxing and making myself a nice steak with some wine. If any of you come to VN to stay for an extended period of time, I highly recommend bringing McCormick Montreal Steak Seasoning if you are a steak lover. Its simple yet delicious especially if you buy a good cut of meat. More and more restaurants are opening who can cook a good steak in VN but it will cost you.

I eventually invited her over if she had nothing to do to which she accepts. We set a time , I give her my address and tell her don't be late or I would be unhappy and the food will be cold. Vietnamese locals are often late by even an hour and don't really see a problem with it. It tilts me to no end.

Shes obviously into me but I decided to prepare a nice meal anyway. I actually love hosting dinners in my home. So I prepare shrimp cocktail with steak, fries and some greens. All stuff I already had available because I stock up and freeze all cuts of meat. I like to cook but am a lazy shopper.

30 minutes before go time, I set up the table settings pour two glasses of wine and lay her undies on her plate. I start cooking the greens and everything else that needs to be pre cooked and handled. 6 o'clock rolls around and surprise surprise she is not here yet. I turn on some music and drink my wine. 15 minutes later and she rolls up, not too bad. I fire up the grill, throw in the french fires and go to meet her.

Kiss her cheek and invite her in. Show her around my place a lil and show her our soon to be meal. Hand her wine and make a toast to a lovely evening. I bring out the shrimp cocktail and we sit at the table. She sees her place setting and doesn't even flinch but quickly takes her panties and throws it in her purse. Dinner progresses very smoothly. She is very smiley and touchy. Converses very well to.

End of the meal, we go up to my room to watch some TV. We climb in bed with my arm wrapped around her. I caress above her breast, she giggles and I go in for the kiss. Cloths come off and shes shaved. ****in score. I love shaved/trimmed boxes. Not something that is too common in VN. She spends the night and is very experienced in the sex dept. Very girlfriend experience.

The next day is when **** starts to go weird. I can start to see slight possessive signals. She tidies up my place and makes plans for lunch with me. I reluctantly accept and she leaves.

I arrive 1 pm at the designated place and lo and behold of course she isn't there. 30 minutes later she rolls up with 3 of her friends. I already hate this. In VN, this happens a lot as to showcase someone to her friends. During the meal she is very girlfriend/boyfriend. Talking about us and future things....I'm thinking, "what have I ****ing done". Check comes and I just pass it to her. **** if I am going to pay for her friends.

Day goes on and I don't take her calls. She also texts numerous times to which I replay I'm busy. Night comes and my door bell rings. I open the door and guess who? She brought food. She comes in and starts pulling out dishes. We eat and than have relations but I kept it distant. I figured I'm already ****ed, why not get ****ed while I'm at it.

Next day, I tell her I don't know how things are going to be with us so lets see what happens. She acts disappointed and pulls my hand saying this and that. I explain to her that if she acts like that, this isn't going to work period. Days go on and she is constantly calling me. She shows up unannounced more times with the excuse she misses me. One day, as I was leaving my place, I see her across the street. WTF, shes stalking me. At this point I walk over and tell her this isn't going to work any more and she has to stop this. I am not going to see her anymore and to stop calling me or I will get a new number. She makes a scene. Yelling and saying **** like why I rape her.

In VN, any occurrence leads to crowds. It is a very nosy and gawking type of culture. Soon, there is a crowd around us watching us and the street being blocked by people on motorcycles watching also. I say that she is lying and just leave. Im kinda shaken up.

That evening the doorbell rings. As I am not expecting anyone I know its crazy bitch. I peek out the window and my heart ****ing drops. Its 5 policemen. I stand there stunned for I don't know how long when they bang harder on the door. I go outside and they ask me who I am. They immediately handcuff me, tell me whats going on and are taking me to the station to answer questions.

In the station I refuse to say anything unless a good interpreter is there. I speak vietnamese well but am not fluent. I figured it be best if i was able to understand 100% everything is being said and what I am trying to say. Takes some time so I get to stay in an actual cell. Was kinda cool regardless of what was happening. A unique experience from VN.

So I tell them the truth of everything, the when/where we met, what happened and how she is stalking me and I didn't rape anyone. I tell them to get my phone and they will be able to see that she is calling me endlessly. They drill me some more and leave me alone awhile. Eventually they come back, tell me they are bringing me back home to retrieve my phone.

Me and 3 other officers go inside my home and I show them the call logs. One officer says to another saying that it is a different number from what she gave them. He pulls out his cellphone and calls the number. She answers and he confirms its her and talks about the case and that they have me in custody and questioning me. When they get more information, they will let her know. They proceed to take pictures of the call logs in my phone and of my bedroom. We go back to the station where I go immediately to the cell.

I spend the night there. Next day, they let me go telling me that they believe me so far but have to look more into things. To not leave Saigon and that I would be stopped at any border crossing or airport.

The next week or so, I just keep to myself and stay in mostly. Eventually 10 days later, I get a call from the police saying to come in, he wont say anything else. Heart thumping I walk in and get led to a desk of what I believe is a high ranking police man. He pulls out some paperwork tells me to sign and to pay a fine for improper behavior and causing a disturbance. I cant read vietnamese writing so I told him I wasn't going to sign anything unless I know what It says. He looks at me sternly saying that they are not charging me with anything and letting me go with a fine. I don't relent and tell him it will only take a lil while for me to call a friend to read what I am signing. He throws me back in the cell, prob out of spite.

Friend arrives, he reads the forms tell me what it says. I sign and pay a 2 million fine. I'm a free man. =) One stipulation though was that I am not to have any ladies in my home anymore.

I never heard from crazy bitch anymore.

I eventually move and out of the district.

Lol, sick. Good thing you speak at least some vietnamese, or this would have been a whole other level of unpleasant.

More !

These stories are amazing

**** tha police.

Damn man what an ungrateful bitch.

2 million. That's some expensive p***y.

Still less than having a gf though.

Haha, I have been living in Vietnam for a while now and never heard such crazy stories like this!
Correct me if Im wrong but I dont think your crazy bitch story could happen to foreigner, european/american type, I mean the getting jailed twice part and getting accused of rape sounds like it could only happen to a vietnamese.

op is viet kieu, which means he is vietnamese. he was born in vietnam, moved to another country and is now back living here.

Even if the police think the woman is full of **** there is a lot more upside for them ($) to locking up a foreigner.