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11-23-2008 , 11:27 PM
why i have sex with so many beautiful girls
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11-23-2008 , 11:29 PM
i has a boner.

wat to do?
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11-23-2008 , 11:29 PM
boner.
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11-23-2008 , 11:32 PM
you think mayo's the best 4lyfe poaster? really?

really?
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11-24-2008 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Bedimbe
kool?
yes
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Originally Posted by Barretboy
do you like me?

[ ] no [ ] yes

I like you.
yes, in a non-gay-way

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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1
Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t50 - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

bucktrout8 (UTG+1): t14770
Hero (MP1): t19238
Riverratt66 (MP2): t1460
Paule224 (CO): t21976
cmoney612 (BTN): t9030
dpeaz (SB): t4670
thdnr57 (BB): t28145
derek8 (UTG): t7445

Pre Flop: (t1000) Hero is MP1 with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to t2100, 1 fold, Paule224 calls t2100, 3 folds

Flop: (t5200) J Q Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Paule224 checks

Turn: (t5200) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, Paule224 checks

River: (t5200) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Paule224 bets t800


wat u do?
quit before registering donkaments

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Originally Posted by 2incher
why i have sex with so many beautiful girls
because you are as handome as smart

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Originally Posted by blutarski
i has a boner.

wat to do?
call mayo

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Originally Posted by blutarski
you think mayo's the best 4lyfe poaster? really?

really?
no
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11-24-2008 , 02:17 AM
hahaahhahahahaha^^^^^
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11-24-2008 , 05:22 AM
Paul_201 shows [Js, Jd ]
Paul_201 wins $129.25 USD from main pot
KostalMay doesn't show [6d, 6c ]
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02-25-2009 , 05:44 PM
ask me anything about my new ava
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02-25-2009 , 05:45 PM
sup?
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02-25-2009 , 05:54 PM
where is your multipass?
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02-25-2009 , 06:39 PM
How did you feel when King Leonidas rejected you cuz you couldn't raise your shield above your shoulder?
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02-25-2009 , 07:32 PM
pure18 is a great site. fav video? u got a realitykings pass? pm me log in and pw plz
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02-25-2009 , 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Ephialtes
Paul_201 shows [Js, Jd ]
Paul_201 wins $129.25 USD from main pot
KostalMay doesn't show [6d, 6c ]
sick hand wat site was this on?
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02-26-2009 , 06:15 AM
with brian as mod how much do you think your chances at becoming mod increased in percentage points...i say %10000
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02-26-2009 , 08:04 AM
well you said to ask about the ava im new to the site is that you?
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02-28-2009 , 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by nham
sup?
nuttin

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Originally Posted by pd86
where is your multipass?
dont have one
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Originally Posted by Willy Merms
How did you feel when King Leonidas rejected you cuz you couldn't raise your shield above your shoulder?
i felt sad

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pure18 is a great site. fav video? u got a realitykings pass? pm me log in and pw plz
i only have pure18 vol2 or something
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sick hand wat site was this on?
stars. played 1table with big fish at the table with 60$ roll lol.

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with brian as mod how much do you think your chances at becoming mod increased in percentage points...i say %10000
-100%

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well you said to ask about the ava im new to the site is that you?
my sis
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02-28-2009 , 02:45 PM
Can you answer a question with a question?

How do you get the German ladies?
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02-28-2009 , 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by mlru
Can you answer a question with a question?

How do you get the German ladies?
Suggest you have a sausage for them?
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02-28-2009 , 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by mlru
Can you answer a question with a question?

How do you get the German ladies?
a) wat do u think?

b) alcohol
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02-28-2009 , 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Tartufo
Suggest you have a sausage for them?
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Originally Posted by Ephialtes
b) alcohol
Double entendre is always the right choice, I am going with Tartufo on this one.

Also,



Want?

Last edited by mlru; 02-28-2009 at 03:07 PM. Reason: ldo
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02-28-2009 , 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by JJdeblufheld
There is a german working in my office. I speak german to him but he refuses to answer in german and replies in dutch. How can i make him speak german?
Convince him he's French.
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02-28-2009 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by mlru
Double entendre is always the right choice, I am going with Tartufo on this one.

Also,



Want?
ldo

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Originally Posted by Blarg
Convince him he's belgish.
dies
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02-28-2009 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mlru
How do you get the German ladies?
he doesnt afaik

he saw jessica today and had a hard-on
didnt do her i guess
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02-28-2009 , 08:32 PM
i do ur mom
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02-28-2009 , 08:36 PM
nah u dont

i know that, because she aint got no time for you!


theres the gardener, the milkman, my cousin Jay, my english teacher mister buttersworth and the dog from cross-eyed bald guy!


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and of course cross-eyed bald guy... but thats my dad, so i guess that dont count
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