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In your world are good looking people the same or is it different? e.g. in my world Jessica Alba is a hotty, but in your world are women like Rosanne Barr the hot one?

How much did the world celebrate when I lost my virginity?

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03-28-2015 , 09:33 PM

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spike420211

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

In your world are good looking people the same or is it different? e.g. in my world Jessica Alba is a hotty, but in your world are women like Rosanne Barr the hot one?
Do you even Kevroc?

How much did the world celebrate when I lost my virginity?

Kinda like one of those "Whatever, USA" Bud Light commercials, but moar intense. Fireworx n stuffz.

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03-28-2015 , 10:00 PM

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pelicanpoker

World's Best Dad

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Alba is a hotty and Roseanne is a notty. Wait, am I on TV?

You lost your virginity to a woman who was paid to take it. So you basically had sex with a prostitute. Doesn't matter, you still had sex :hi5:

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03-28-2015 , 11:20 PM

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herbertstemple

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

In my world, or the non Fidstar world, not concerned with superficial things like looks.

Much more important is how much money a woman has.

Is money important on the other side of the mirror?

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03-28-2015 , 11:36 PM

#30

-Insert Witty SN-

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I almost drowned when I was maybe 4 or 5. I assume it would be on all the highlight shows.

lol

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03-28-2015 , 11:38 PM

#31

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

its all mindmeld at this point. "people" are as good as they want to look. you can imagine

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03-28-2015 , 11:54 PM

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fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

For instance something as simple as me giving someone a high 5 you guys laugh at because giving high 5s is only done between people that enjoy watching fart porn together in the real world.

Go!

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Originally Posted by pelicanpoker

You lost your virginity to a woman who was paid to take it. So you basically had sex with a prostitute. Doesn't matter, you still had sex :hi5:

Well that's a concern...

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03-28-2015 , 11:56 PM

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fidstar-poker

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When I was younger I had a choice between two girls and took a month or so to make a decision. Was that a big thing? Like, "who will Fidstar choose????" Was there a team Tanya and a team Joanne?

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03-29-2015 , 08:02 AM

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zikzak

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Hey fidstar, I've got a friend who lives out in LA in the same apartment building as one of the showrunners. He's seen some of the scripts for next season. I don't want to alarm you or anything, but if there are things you've always wanted to do in your life, uh, now would be a really good time.

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03-29-2015 , 08:19 AM

#35

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

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Why are there no black friends?

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03-29-2015 , 02:41 PM

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ScreaminAsian

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

When I was younger I had a choice between two girls and took a month or so to make a decision. Was that a big thing? Like, "who will Fidstar choose????" Was there a team Tanya and a team Joanne?

yes. Twitter censored the hashtags on your internet using the same software the Chinese gvt used to cover up tianamen square.

do they filter out all the bad news before it gets to you? or is information exchange normal in that regard

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03-29-2015 , 04:11 PM

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thechef

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I have a feeling that you aren't fully aware of what is happening. You're actually a TV show in a TV show and right now you're communicating with us in our guise as actors in the TV show that has your TV show as part of its world.

I'd speak to you about reality but I don't want to get fired for breaking character. I don't want to go back to hooking to make enough money to get through college. I've already said too much.

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03-29-2015 , 05:03 PM

#38

spike420211

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Originally Posted by zikzak

Ah hell nah.
Please don't tell me they re-inserted the woodchipper clause???

[note: there was a contingency plan to get Fidstar to a state-of-the-art psych facility at the slightest hint of cancellation from ratings drop.This is sposed to be part of the show's budget. Cheap Basterdz...]

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03-29-2015 , 10:04 PM

#39

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

to be honest I have no idea what is filtered to me. You the viewer will know what is filtered and what isn't. To me everything is real.

For all I know the USA is at war with Belgium and loves North Korea, it's just they changed it to make "The Fidstar Show" more entertaining.

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03-29-2015 , 10:07 PM

#40

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by thechef

I'm fully aware that you guys are actors. Everything I see and do is just part of the show. It wouldn't surprise me if Poker isn't actually really played in the real world and is just for "The Fidstar Show"

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03-29-2015 , 10:08 PM

#41

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC

Why are there no black friends?

I have black friends

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Seriously though I have had, but no real close ones at the moment. Speak to the casting agency. I imagine in the real world it would be a pretty hot topic.

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03-29-2015 , 10:11 PM

#42

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by zikzak

I doubt they would kill off the star of the show. I'd like to think if the show came to an end I can pull a Jim Carey and sail off into the edge of the set.

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03-29-2015 , 10:11 PM

#43

fidstar-poker

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Were people upset when I choose Tanya?

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03-29-2015 , 10:13 PM

#44

fidstar-poker

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So in real life is Facebook and Twitter real or is it just in "The Fidstar Show"? Maybe it's real and what I see is just filtered.

I'd hate to be the poor bastard you had to read every twitter and decide if I was allowed to read it or not.

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03-30-2015 , 12:32 AM

#45

guardian troll

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Were people upset when I choose Tanya?

i think it's safe to say they probably hated you for it

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03-30-2015 , 12:35 AM

#46

fidstar-poker

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I'm assuming there would have been polls.

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03-30-2015 , 12:47 AM

#47

Chrispy21er

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How did you know lol

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03-30-2015 , 02:50 AM

#48

WateryBoil

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can i have what you are smoking?

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03-30-2015 , 08:59 AM

#49

FWWM

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If your life was interesting to anyone you would not be a 2p2 mod.

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03-30-2015 , 09:47 AM

#50

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by WateryBoil

can i have what you are smoking?

you don't smoke in the real world?

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