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Old 06-24-2008, 09:42 PM   #101
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

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Old 06-24-2008, 09:43 PM   #102
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Good ****, BillNye.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:43 PM   #103
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:45 PM   #104
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This is absolute genius and hilarious work. Please do more.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:46 PM   #105
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i can tell by the time of the typing that these are fake though, disappointing but w/e good for fake ones
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:47 PM   #106
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:54 PM   #107
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i can tell by the time of the typing that these are fake though, disappointing but w/e good for fake ones
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Old 06-25-2008, 01:47 AM   #108
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this **** just got hot babay
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:17 AM   #109
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:45 AM   #110
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MOOOOOOOOOREEEE i demand Mooooooooore billnye!
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:33 AM   #111
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girlz are picking up on my game bvut I am in one kinky convo right now mostly pics tho
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:28 AM   #112
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post em if any gd!?!
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Old 07-06-2008, 01:59 AM   #113
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Old 07-06-2008, 05:45 AM   #114
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LOLOLOL @ BloodNinja, I never knew any outside bash.org. This **** is great!

http://www.bloodninja.org/view.php?id=8
http://www.bloodninja.org/view.php?id=3

Nice... haven't seen these one either.


Thread (bar the old bloodninja stuff) has serious potential
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:20 AM   #115
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

I'm a lurker, drunk and bored. I might as well post this. It's from awhile back, but whatever. Maybe it's not that great, but meh. It starts mid-cyber sexing. She said she was a masseuse, so that's where it began. I was inspired by bloodninja, so forgive me if I ripped him off.

foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:12 PM): What would you want to do with me there aside from get a free massage
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:12 PM): You're being very unromantic right now.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:13 PM): It's making me uncomfortable.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:13 PM): lol
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:13 PM): I'm sorry would you like for me to tell you what I would want to be doing
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:14 PM): Put it delicately.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:15 PM): First I would introduce myself with a hug and a gentle kiss if you would allow that...Would you
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:15 PM): Probably.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:16 PM): Then I would slowly take your clothes off one article at a time
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:17 PM): and have you lay on my table........
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:17 PM): wanna know more
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:17 PM): Yes, okay.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:18 PM): I would slowly and softly rub some massage cream on your whole body gradually applying extra pressure where needed
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:19 PM): Fair enough.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:20 PM): When I am satisfied with the massage I have given you will let you take control
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:20 PM): Sounds interesting.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:21 PM): So now that you have the control what are you gonna do with it
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:21 PM): Hmm.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:22 PM): Intercourse?
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:23 PM): I don't have a good imagination.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:23 PM): aaaaaaawwwwwwww come on
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:23 PM): Okay, hold on.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:24 PM): I would kiss you gently, ever so gently (this is key) on the neck, slowly working up to that area just behind your ear.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:25 PM): okay I hace to take a deep breath on that one
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:25 PM): have
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:25 PM): I would rub your body, primarily your boobs, but the rest too with my hands while I'm doing that. All this is done very sexily.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:26 PM): I can picture that
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:26 PM): Sounds extremely sexy
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:27 PM): I would remove your shirt in one quick, erotic motion. I would gingerly kiss your neck again, and slowly work my way downward.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:27 PM): I would grab a pair of scissors off the night stand and cut your bra off, because I'm not good with those.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:28 PM): Then I would flick my tongue around your right nipple in a ridiculously sexy manner.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:28 PM): That will work
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:29 PM): And while I'm doing the flicking I would rub your pussy through your jeans, but just a little, so it knows who's boss.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:30 PM): I would work back and forth between your ginormous bosoms, and casually move back up to your mouth for awhile.
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:31 PM): After about four minutes of this, I would take your pants off slowly.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:31 PM): damn it
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:32 PM): You are better at this then you think!!!!!
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:32 PM): Then I'd **** you real good and we'd have pancakes.
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:32 PM): lol
foreverunbroken83: (08/19/2007 10:32 PM): I like I like
wiggie77: (08/19/2007 10:32 PM): Cool.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:08 AM   #116
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

bumped this cuz i think bills last post in this thread refers to our convo idk for sure tho.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:10 AM   #117
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bumped this cuz i think bills last post in this thread refers to our convo idk for sure tho.

your bad and iam likin it
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:12 AM   #118
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bumped this cuz i think bills last post in this thread refers to our convo idk for sure tho.
its not ****** check the ****ing date GFY
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Old 07-09-2008, 04:37 AM   #119
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Old 07-09-2008, 09:57 AM   #120
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awesome! moarrr
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Old 07-09-2008, 08:02 PM   #121
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Old 07-09-2008, 10:41 PM   #122
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oh man, haven't laughed so hard in a long time. this is brilliant!
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:08 AM   #123
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Time to post THIS:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

eminemBNJA: Oh ****

eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Words cannot describe how awesome this is
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:47 AM   #124
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First time I'm laughed out loud for an extended period on the computer, though I have read a number of them before. I used to attempt these a couple of years ago, though the results weren't good enough to post here IMO. Accidentally came across someone who I could do a wind-up on recently a couple of days ago, inspired to get back into it.
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:26 PM   #125
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BNSciGuy69 (12:30:21 PM): Hey gurl wut r u ^ 2?
SarahVbabe11 (12:30:32 AM): not much whos this
BNSciGuy69 (12:30:40 PM): Mike I have big penis and im very horny
SarahVbabe11 (12:30:46 AM): ...
BNSciGuy69 (12:30:54 PM): u horny too rite?
SarahVbabe11 (12:31:10 AM): nope
BNSciGuy69 (12:31:23 PM): I can make u horny ive done it to other gurls b4
SarahVbabe11 (12:31:32 AM): no thanks
BNSciGuy69 (12:31:40 PM): Ever heard of 2 in the pink 1 in the stink?
BNSciGuy69 (12:31:44 PM): ?
BNSciGuy69 (12:31:45 PM): ?
BNSciGuy69 (12:31:45 PM): ?
BNSciGuy69 (12:31:50 PM): plz respond
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BNSciGuy69 (12:32:00 PM): I'm outside your house



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