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Old 06-22-2008, 02:36 AM   #1
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AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

BNSciGuy69 (1:33:32 AM): Hey gurl wut r u ^ 2 this l8?
Baby21DancerXoXo (1:33:39 AM): **** off

What's my line? Is she just playing hard to get?
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Old 06-22-2008, 02:38 AM   #2
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

try hitting her
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:17 AM   #3
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BNSciGuy69 (2:14:29 AM): *hit hit*
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:19 AM   #4
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Wheres the romance
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:21 AM   #5
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

I've had some experience with this,

you have to go for the younger ones, they are much easier to convince that your a decent human being. After having some decent conversation ask for small details, a home town, a name an adress, anything.

After that all is gravy... use your imagination,

hope this helps.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:27 AM   #6
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

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I've had some experience with this,

you have to go for the younger ones, they are much easier to convince that your a decent human being. After having some decent conversation ask for small details, a home town, a name an adress, anything.

After that all is gravy... use your imagination,

hope this helps.

BNSciGuy69 (2:22:52 AM): Hey gurl wut r u ^ 2 this l8?
Good4u2Gurl13 (2:23:56 AM): Hello, do I know you?
BNSciGuy69 (2:24:31 AM): Hi, I know your younger, I'm a decent human being. How are your small details? Do you live in your home town? What is your name (surely not 'good' lol!). Please give me your address or anything.
Good4u2Gurl13 (2:24:51 AM): ok now Im horny.
BNSciGuy69 (2:25:02 AM): Good, I got you on my fish hook now I will reel you in and put my dick in your vagina.
Good4u2Gurl13 has signed off (2:25:07 AM).

wtf, I got a feeling there was nothing I could do about this one.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:39 AM   #7
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

any guy with a screen name idolizing the host of a child's TV show followed by "69" is a winner in my book.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:47 AM   #8
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

nonono here is a small sample of one of my many scores.


XxIceCreamMan (6:35:01 PM): hey girl whats up Im an ice cream man!
Lonleygurl4u (6:35:33 PM): whats up ice cream man
XxIceCreamMan (6:36:04 PM): not a lot just relaxing, im mike whats ur name
Lonleygurl4u (6:36:51 PM): umm im stacy do i know u
XxIceCreamMan (6:37:48 PM): oh ive seen you around town but ive told you im an ice cream man as to show you im a decent human being, and we know each others names now, so... pics of your terts?
Lonleygurl4u (6:38:20 PM): ok youv convinced me im only 16 but whats ur email
XxIceCreamMan (6:39:56 PM): ship itttt
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:47 AM   #9
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BNSciGuy69 (2:22:52 AM): Hey gurl wut r u ^ 2 this l8?
Good4u2Gurl13 (2:23:56 AM): Hello, do I know you?
BNSciGuy69 (2:24:31 AM): Hi, I know your younger, I'm a decent human being. How are your small details? Do you live in your home town? What is your name (surely not 'good' lol!). Please give me your address or anything.
Good4u2Gurl13 (2:24:51 AM): ok now Im horny.
BNSciGuy69 (2:25:02 AM): Good, I got you on my fish hook now I will reel you in and put my dick in your vagina.
Good4u2Gurl13 has signed off (2:25:07 AM).

wtf, I got a feeling there was nothing I could do about this one.
so awesome
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:47 AM   #10
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

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I've had some experience with this,

you have to go for the younger ones, they are much easier to convince that your a decent human being. After having some decent conversation ask for small details, a home town, a name an adress, anything.

After that all is gravy... use your imagination,

hope this helps.
convince being the key word; sadly, you're not a decent human being
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:50 AM   #11
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

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nonono here is a small sample of one of my many scores.


XxIceCreamMan (6:35:01 PM): hey girl whats up Im an ice cream man!
Lonleygurl4u (6:35:33 PM): whats up ice cream man
XxIceCreamMan (6:36:04 PM): not a lot just relaxing, im mike whats ur name
Lonleygurl4u (6:36:51 PM): umm im stacy do i know u
XxIceCreamMan (6:37:48 PM): oh ive seen you around town but ive told you im an ice cream man as to show you im a decent human being, and we know each others names now, so... pics of your terts?
Lonleygurl4u (6:38:20 PM): ok youv convinced me im only 16 but whats ur email
XxIceCreamMan (6:39:56 PM): ship itttt
You are a failure at life. Anyone who posts this **** is overcompensating. Are you the one who lurks in the corner, staring at all the pretty girls but too shy to talk to them? Do you take out your sexual and emotional frustration by posting on BBV?

If you've answered yes to both these questions, please pull the trigger.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:51 AM   #12
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Re: AIM convo w/ girl ends abruptly - can I salvage it?

that sentence could be at least 5 characters shorter, you're not even trying.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:57 AM   #13
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variance imo
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:09 AM   #14
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:43 AM   #15
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This thread is on the rise
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Old 06-22-2008, 05:52 AM   #16
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Old 06-22-2008, 06:21 AM   #17
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:50 AM   #18
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:58 AM   #19
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you guys suck at this. you ask the girl what her favorite band/singer is and say o hey thats my favorite too even if u dont know it. then you google the band and start throwing out random songs out to her saying this is my favorite song etc. You see music is a single girls boyfriend and you like the same stuff so she then replaces music with you for a boyfriend. This is followed by you tearing up her insides and puking all over her chest after swallowing her baby kittens and fornicating with her dad. later on you marry her mom and find out she has a chode which she then cuts off and shoves down your throat and you choke to death.
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Old 06-22-2008, 08:01 AM   #20
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:07 PM   #21
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You are a failure at life. Anyone who posts this **** is overcompensating. Are you the one who lurks in the corner, staring at all the pretty girls but too shy to talk to them? Do you take out your sexual and emotional frustration by posting on BBV?

If you've answered yes to both these questions, please pull the trigger.
its the person that says this **** that really has the problems.
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:48 PM   #22
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BNSciGuy69 (12:42:52 PM): Hey gurl wut r u ^ 2 this l8?
FallAmongStars29 (12:43:13 PM): What?
BNSciGuy69 (12:43:33 PM): NVM *embarrassed* I thought it was still late out I've been up all night.
FallAmongStars29 (12:44:01 PM): WTF? Who is this?
BNSciGuy69 (12:44:10 PM): I'm Dontrelle from that party, remember?
FallAmongStars29 (12:44:20 PM): I don't know any Dontrelle.
BNSciGuy69 (12:44:35 PM): Would you like to get to know one?
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Old 06-22-2008, 01:59 PM   #23
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BNSciGuy69 (12:50:51 PM): Hey gurl wut r u ^ 2?
JenLo2X (12:51:02 PM): not tooo much just checking my email, who is this?

BNSciGuy69 (12:51:08 PM): BNSciGuy69, what is your email address?
JenLo2X (12:51:02 PM): i can reed your screename but who is this?
JenLo2X (12:51:12 PM): Is this Simon?

BNSciGuy69 (12:51:17 PM): Yes
JenLo2X (12:51:26 PM): I don't know a Simon.
JenLo2X has signed off (12:51:30 PM).


posted her responses in blue for clarity, that's just bad luck imo.
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Old 06-22-2008, 02:16 PM   #24
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JenLo2X (12:51:12 PM): Is this Simon?[/COLOR]
BNSciGuy69 (12:51:17 PM): Yes
JenLo2X (12:51:26 PM): I don't know a Simon.
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tarped imo
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Old 06-22-2008, 02:25 PM   #25
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