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01-08-2009 , 02:56 PM
Why so serious?
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01-08-2009 , 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by 4_2_it
Probably because the cookie isn't allowed to say, "You are an overweight loser ..."
Ummm that is also not a fortune. That is just a statement of fact.
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01-08-2009 , 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
I don't know, would it?
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01-08-2009 , 03:01 PM
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But is it?
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01-08-2009 , 03:02 PM
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But is it?
It has to be. I read it on the internet.
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01-08-2009 , 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonfish11
Ummm that is also not a fortune. That is just a statement of fact.
My last fortune was "You be [sic] successful in business and matters of love." Next time I'm in Tampa, I'll let you borrow some of my fortune cookie mojo.
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01-08-2009 , 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
But is it?
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01-08-2009 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 4_2_it
Since you will only be using them as props for when chicks visit, go with Mayer, that way you can easily steer the conversation to Jennifer Aniston.
I respectfully disagree. Jack Johnson is less annoying but still soothing. Plus, do you really want to get her riled up on gossip? You want to shut her up and kiss her.
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01-08-2009 , 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
I respectfully disagree. Jack Johnson is less annoying but still soothing. Plus, do you really want to get her riled up on gossip? You want to shut her up and kiss her.
If he ever actually has to listen to any of those artists in the presence of a girl he has already lost. Also, riled up girls are much more fun anyway.......
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01-08-2009 , 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 4_2_it
What if I can handle the truth?
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If he ever actually has to listen to any of those artists in the presence of a girl he has already lost. Also, riled up girls are much more fun anyway.......
Jack Johnson is one sexy man and I would tie him up and keep him as my pet.

fwiw.

But you could always just go with some Ben harper.
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01-08-2009 , 03:23 PM
bump cause I'm waiting on my answer.
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01-08-2009 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Gizmomo
What if I can handle the truth?
How can I be sure that you can in fact handle it?


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Jack Johnson is one sexy man and I would tie him up and keep him as my pet.

fwiw.

But you could always just go with some Ben harper.
Looks like I will have to pass on selecting a Jack Johnson number at the next BBV4L karaoke night if I want to avoid gizmomo's sex dungeon.........
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01-08-2009 , 03:33 PM
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How can I be sure that you can in fact handle it?
How are you ever sure of anything as a fact?

Last edited by Gizmo; 01-08-2009 at 03:34 PM. Reason: Guys who can sing/are musically inclined are very sexy
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01-08-2009 , 03:36 PM
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How are you ever sure of anything as a fact?
Why if it's on the Internet, then it's a fact, right?

Last edited by 4_2_it; 01-08-2009 at 03:37 PM. Reason: This is almost as much fun as AIM!
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01-08-2009 , 03:36 PM
You didn't answer with a question. Now I'm sad. The game is ruined.
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01-08-2009 , 03:37 PM
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How are you ever sure of anything as a fact?
Is Gizmomo the re-incarnation of DesCarte?
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01-08-2009 , 03:37 PM
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You didn't answer with a question. Now I'm sad. The game is ruined.
ORLY?
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01-08-2009 , 03:38 PM
Is it not?
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01-08-2009 , 03:43 PM
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Is Gizmomo the re-incarnation of DesCarte?
I think "she" is Ryan's best gimmick to date!
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01-08-2009 , 03:43 PM
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Is it not?
How can it be?
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01-08-2009 , 03:47 PM
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I think "she" is Ryan's best gimmick to date!
Oh no, then I've been talking to myself way too much.

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How can it be?
Don't all good things have to come to an end?
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01-08-2009 , 03:50 PM
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Don't all good things have to come to an end?
Is it really the end or just the start of something new?

Last edited by 4_2_it; 01-08-2009 at 03:54 PM. Reason: wow, that sounds like a bad lyric from High School Musical
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01-08-2009 , 03:51 PM
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I think "she" is Ryan's best gimmick to date!
He worked so hard on me.
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01-08-2009 , 03:54 PM
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Is it really the end or just the start of something new?
Matter just changes form, right?


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He worked so hard on me
I am a real person. Jmitch will confirm tomorrow!
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01-08-2009 , 03:55 PM
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He worked so hard on me.
Don't feel bad, you will always remain his first true masterpiece.........
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