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Old 01-08-2009, 02:56 PM   #76
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Why so serious?
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:59 PM   #77
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Probably because the cookie isn't allowed to say, "You are an overweight loser ..."
Ummm that is also not a fortune. That is just a statement of fact.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:00 PM   #78
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I don't know, would it?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:01 PM   #79
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But is it?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:02 PM   #80
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But is it?
It has to be. I read it on the internet.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:03 PM   #81
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Ummm that is also not a fortune. That is just a statement of fact.
My last fortune was "You be [sic] successful in business and matters of love." Next time I'm in Tampa, I'll let you borrow some of my fortune cookie mojo.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:04 PM   #82
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:05 PM   #83
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Since you will only be using them as props for when chicks visit, go with Mayer, that way you can easily steer the conversation to Jennifer Aniston.
I respectfully disagree. Jack Johnson is less annoying but still soothing. Plus, do you really want to get her riled up on gossip? You want to shut her up and kiss her.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:07 PM   #84
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I respectfully disagree. Jack Johnson is less annoying but still soothing. Plus, do you really want to get her riled up on gossip? You want to shut her up and kiss her.
If he ever actually has to listen to any of those artists in the presence of a girl he has already lost. Also, riled up girls are much more fun anyway.......
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:11 PM   #85
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What if I can handle the truth?
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If he ever actually has to listen to any of those artists in the presence of a girl he has already lost. Also, riled up girls are much more fun anyway.......
Jack Johnson is one sexy man and I would tie him up and keep him as my pet.

fwiw.

But you could always just go with some Ben harper.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:23 PM   #86
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bump cause I'm waiting on my answer.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:33 PM   #87
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What if I can handle the truth?
How can I be sure that you can in fact handle it?


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Jack Johnson is one sexy man and I would tie him up and keep him as my pet.

fwiw.

But you could always just go with some Ben harper.
Looks like I will have to pass on selecting a Jack Johnson number at the next BBV4L karaoke night if I want to avoid gizmomo's sex dungeon.........
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:33 PM   #88
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How can I be sure that you can in fact handle it?
How are you ever sure of anything as a fact?

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:36 PM   #89
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How are you ever sure of anything as a fact?
Why if it's on the Internet, then it's a fact, right?

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:36 PM   #90
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You didn't answer with a question. Now I'm sad. The game is ruined.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:37 PM   #91
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How are you ever sure of anything as a fact?
Is Gizmomo the re-incarnation of DesCarte?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:37 PM   #92
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You didn't answer with a question. Now I'm sad. The game is ruined.
ORLY?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:38 PM   #93
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Is it not?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:43 PM   #94
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Is Gizmomo the re-incarnation of DesCarte?
I think "she" is Ryan's best gimmick to date!
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:43 PM   #95
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Is it not?
How can it be?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:47 PM   #96
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I think "she" is Ryan's best gimmick to date!
Oh no, then I've been talking to myself way too much.

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How can it be?
Don't all good things have to come to an end?
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:50 PM   #97
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Don't all good things have to come to an end?
Is it really the end or just the start of something new?

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Old 01-08-2009, 03:51 PM   #98
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I think "she" is Ryan's best gimmick to date!
He worked so hard on me.
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Old 01-08-2009, 03:54 PM   #99
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Is it really the end or just the start of something new?
Matter just changes form, right?


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I am a real person. Jmitch will confirm tomorrow!
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He worked so hard on me.
Don't feel bad, you will always remain his first true masterpiece.........
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