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Old 01-08-2009, 11:19 AM   #26
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Which artists album should i buy:
John Mayer - Jack Johnson - Ben Harper
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:24 AM   #27
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How do I get her to the car before the roofies kick in?
Pick the one that best fits your situation:

1) "Hey, want to go for ride in my new BMW?"

2) "Let's go out and get that Coldplay CD that you want to borrow from my car."

3) Pay the DJ to start playing Anthrax nonstop

4) "Let's go outside for a smoke." [while outside] "It's a little chilly, why don't we light up in my car?"
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:26 AM   #28
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Which artists album should i buy:
John Mayer - Jack Johnson - Ben Harper
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Since you will only be using them as props for when chicks visit, go with Mayer, that way you can easily steer the conversation to Jennifer Aniston.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:32 AM   #29
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Where do I leave her when I'm done? Do I leave my number on her so we can do this again sometime?
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:37 AM   #30
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Where do I leave her when I'm done? Do I leave my number on her so we can do this again sometime?

If you aren't going back to her place then you are doing it wrong. Since it sounds like you are new to the whole sexing thing, I'd avoid leaving your number or any contact information behind until you a little more proficient at the basics.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:56 AM   #31
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Should I post more?
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:57 AM   #32
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but this isn't my thread
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:00 PM   #33
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Should I post more?

Your wife just told me you should.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:27 PM   #34
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What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:28 PM   #35
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What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?
-EV, you could DIE!
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:37 PM   #36
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What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?
Recent studies seem to indicate that this reduces the chance of blindness by 62.5491%.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:38 PM   #37
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I am already blind.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:43 PM   #38
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is it ever appropriate to tell your boss to shove it?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:45 PM   #39
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I am already blind.

How do you know it's white then?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:46 PM   #40
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is it ever appropriate to tell your boss to shove it?
Sure (anytime he isn't in the room) or on your last day. Otherwise, you have two options: 1) find a new boss or 2) suck it up and take it like a man.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:47 PM   #41
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Why are you so awesome?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:48 PM   #42
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How do you know it's white then?
Aren't you supposed to be answering questions not asking them?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:48 PM   #43
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mspaint of mayo taking it like a man?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:52 PM   #44
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How do you know it's white then?
Eyewitness reports.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:54 PM   #45
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Why are you so awesome?
Genetics.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:55 PM   #46
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Aren't you supposed to be answering questions not asking them?
If you ruin my mayo tarp I will be angry.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:56 PM   #47
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If you ruin my mayo tarp I will be angry.
Obviously the "white stuff" tastes completely oposite of the black guy he was kissing therefore he knows it is white. ldo
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:58 PM   #48
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mspaint of mayo taking it like a man?
It's an advice thread.

Do I look like a clown to you?

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Old 01-08-2009, 12:58 PM   #49
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I have been driving without car insurance for a few months because I am too lazy to pay them thier monies. Is this a +ev gamble iyo?
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:00 PM   #50
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Eyewitness reports.
My recommendation is that you pay your "eyewitnesses" to "hang around" an extra 15 minutes and you should be good.
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