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Old 01-08-2009, 10:02 AM   #1
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42it's Advice Column

I'm just here to help the youth of today find their way in the big scary world. I'll reply to all serious inquiries and any non-serious ones I find amusing or can make fun of with pictures of lolcats and such.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:03 AM   #2
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should i skip school after my exams and go prtying for a week since i have no vacation?
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:04 AM   #3
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why do i always wake up with a sore ass and not remember the night b4?
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:07 AM   #4
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should i skip school after my exams and go prtying for a week since i have no vacation?
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If your GPA (and future employment prospects) will remain unaffected go for it. College prepares you for life, but most of what you really need to know to work is learned on the job.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:08 AM   #5
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How do I get to Shoppo?
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:08 AM   #6
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I got home an hour and a half before I had to be at work, lots of beer and blow last nite. I now am in HELL at work. Any remedies?
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:09 AM   #7
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I got home an hour and a half before I had to be at work, lots of beer and blow last nite. I now am in HELL at work. Any remedies?
Ooh-ooh! I know this one.

Hair of the dog that bit you.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:10 AM   #8
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why do i always wake up with a sore ass and not remember the night b4?
You're kolo's roommate, right? It's probably just an allergic reaction to the toilet paper you use.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:11 AM   #9
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How do I get to Shoppo?
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...Australia+3108
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:12 AM   #10
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Ooh-ooh! I know this one.

Hair of the dog that bit you.
My nose is too stuffed up to get any white-o in it, any more beer, I'm pukin fo sho.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:13 AM   #11
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:16 AM   #12
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I got home an hour and a half before I had to be at work, lots of beer and blow last nite. I now am in HELL at work. Any remedies?
2 ways to go here.

1) If you must stay the entire day, the blow ought to keep you conscious enough to make it through lunch. Make sure you eat something with bread and carbs to give you enough energy for the afternoon. Also, drink ginger ale or 7UP if your stomach is revolting.

2) If you don't have anything important going on, eat enough to barf in the men's room. It's flu season, mentioning that your niece [feel free to substitute other applicable party] was sick last weekend when you visited followed by puking in the men's room is an easy ticket home. Sell it enough and you probably have yourself a 4-day weekend.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:17 AM   #13
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How do I get my fifi to not break every 15 minutes?
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:18 AM   #14
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Try not hitting it.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:18 AM   #15
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Hair of the dog that bit you.
Dude wasn't bitten by a dog, he went on a bender. For dog bites, the biggest worry is rabies (assuming the dog didn't bite him in the nuts). For most dog bites, antiseptic and few stitches are all that's needed. Dog hair really has no medicinal value of which I am aware.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:20 AM   #16
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I'd start interviewing for a suitable replacement now.
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:21 AM   #17
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do you really have a 42_it vip club?

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Old 01-08-2009, 10:24 AM   #18
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do you really have a 42_it vip club?

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Old 01-08-2009, 10:29 AM   #19
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I went out with a girl last night and she ditched me for someone who is cooler. Kill myself?
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:32 AM   #20
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sounds solid to me
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:35 AM   #21
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I went out with a girl last night and she ditched me for someone who is cooler. Kill myself?
Hells no. Consider yourself lucky. ***** gave me the clap!
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Old 01-08-2009, 10:57 AM   #22
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will 4th grade be as hard as people say?
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:01 AM   #23
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will 4th grade be as hard as people say?
Nope. The odd numbered grades (in the US) are the toughest. You should skate through just fine as long as you avoid the bullies on the playground.
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Old 01-08-2009, 11:03 AM   #24
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4_2_ it is awesome and you ******s would be smart not to run him off <3
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How do I get her to the car before the roofies kick in?
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