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Pick the one that best fits your situation:

1) "Hey, want to go for ride in my new BMW?"

2) "Let's go out and get that Coldplay CD that you want to borrow from my car."

3) Pay the DJ to start playing Anthrax nonstop

4) "Let's go outside for a smoke." [while outside] "It's a little chilly, why don't we light up in my car?"

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01-08-2009 , 11:26 AM

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4_2_it

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

Which artists album should i buy:
John Mayer - Jack Johnson - Ben Harper
?

Since you will only be using them as props for when chicks visit, go with Mayer, that way you can easily steer the conversation to Jennifer Aniston.

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01-08-2009 , 11:32 AM

#29

Doorbread

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Where do I leave her when I'm done? Do I leave my number on her so we can do this again sometime?

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01-08-2009 , 11:37 AM

#30

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by Doorbread

Where do I leave her when I'm done? Do I leave my number on her so we can do this again sometime?

If you aren't going back to her place then you are doing it wrong. Since it sounds like you are new to the whole sexing thing, I'd avoid leaving your number or any contact information behind until you a little more proficient at the basics.

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01-08-2009 , 11:56 AM

#31

diebitter

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Should I post more?

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01-08-2009 , 11:57 AM

#32

Handwerpen

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Should I post more?

yes imo
but this isn't my thread

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01-08-2009 , 12:00 PM

#33

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by diebitter

Should I post more?

Your wife just told me you should.

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01-08-2009 , 12:27 PM

#34

Mayo

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What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

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01-08-2009 , 12:28 PM

#35

High Time John

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Originally Posted by Mayo

What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

-EV, you could DIE!

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01-08-2009 , 12:37 PM

#36

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by Mayo

What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?

Recent studies seem to indicate that this reduces the chance of blindness by 62.5491%.

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01-08-2009 , 12:38 PM

#37

Mayo

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I am already blind.

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01-08-2009 , 12:43 PM

#38

ALLTheCookies

half a brain

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is it ever appropriate to tell your boss to shove it?

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01-08-2009 , 12:45 PM

#39

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by Mayo

I am already blind.

How do you know it's white then?

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01-08-2009 , 12:46 PM

#40

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies

is it ever appropriate to tell your boss to shove it?

Sure (anytime he isn't in the room) or on your last day. Otherwise, you have two options: 1) find a new boss or 2) suck it up and take it like a man.

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01-08-2009 , 12:47 PM

#41

Gizmo

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Why are you so awesome?

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01-08-2009 , 12:48 PM

#42

jasonfish11

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Originally Posted by 4_2_it

How do you know it's white then?

Aren't you supposed to be answering questions not asking them?

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01-08-2009 , 12:48 PM

#43

j2sooted

scooter, politard king

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 8,574

mspaint of mayo taking it like a man?

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01-08-2009 , 12:52 PM

#44

Mayo

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Originally Posted by 4_2_it

How do you know it's white then?

Eyewitness reports.

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01-08-2009 , 12:54 PM

#45

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by Gizmomo

Why are you so awesome?

Genetics.

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01-08-2009 , 12:55 PM

#46

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by jasonfish11

Aren't you supposed to be answering questions not asking them?

If you ruin my mayo tarp I will be angry.

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01-08-2009 , 12:56 PM

#47

jasonfish11

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Originally Posted by 4_2_it

If you ruin my mayo tarp I will be angry.

Obviously the "white stuff" tastes completely oposite of the black guy he was kissing therefore he knows it is white. ldo

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01-08-2009 , 12:58 PM

#48

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by j2sooted

mspaint of mayo taking it like a man?

It's an advice thread.

Do I look like a clown to you?

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01-08-2009 , 12:58 PM

#49

TheSpameyo

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I have been driving without car insurance for a few months because I am too lazy to pay them thier monies. Is this a +ev gamble iyo?

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01-08-2009 , 01:00 PM

#50

4_2_it

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayo

Eyewitness reports.

My recommendation is that you pay your "eyewitnesses" to "hang around" an extra 15 minutes and you should be good.

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