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01-08-2009 , 10:03 AM

Handwerpen

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should i skip school after my exams and go prtying for a week since i have no vacation?
ty in advance

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01-08-2009 , 10:04 AM

j2sooted

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why do i always wake up with a sore ass and not remember the night b4?

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01-08-2009 , 10:07 AM

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

should i skip school after my exams and go prtying for a week since i have no vacation?
ty in advance

If your GPA (and future employment prospects) will remain unaffected go for it. College prepares you for life, but most of what you really need to know to work is learned on the job.

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01-08-2009 , 10:08 AM

High Time John

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How do I get to Shoppo?

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01-08-2009 , 10:08 AM

pokerbobo

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I got home an hour and a half before I had to be at work, lots of beer and blow last nite. I now am in HELL at work. Any remedies?

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01-08-2009 , 10:09 AM

High Time John

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I got home an hour and a half before I had to be at work, lots of beer and blow last nite. I now am in HELL at work. Any remedies?

Ooh-ooh! I know this one.

Hair of the dog that bit you.

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01-08-2009 , 10:10 AM

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by j2sooted

why do i always wake up with a sore ass and not remember the night b4?

You're kolo's roommate, right? It's probably just an allergic reaction to the toilet paper you use.

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01-08-2009 , 10:11 AM

4_2_it

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Originally Posted by High Time John

How do I get to Shoppo?

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...Australia+3108

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01-08-2009 , 10:12 AM

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pokerbobo

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Originally Posted by High Time John

Ooh-ooh! I know this one.

Hair of the dog that bit you.

My nose is too stuffed up to get any white-o in it, any more beer, I'm pukin fo sho.

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01-08-2009 , 10:13 AM

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High Time John

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http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=e...Australia+3108

[X] Thread delivers!

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01-08-2009 , 10:16 AM

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4_2_it

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Originally Posted by pokerbobo

I got home an hour and a half before I had to be at work, lots of beer and blow last nite. I now am in HELL at work. Any remedies?

2 ways to go here.

1) If you must stay the entire day, the blow ought to keep you conscious enough to make it through lunch. Make sure you eat something with bread and carbs to give you enough energy for the afternoon. Also, drink ginger ale or 7UP if your stomach is revolting.

2) If you don't have anything important going on, eat enough to barf in the men's room. It's flu season, mentioning that your niece [feel free to substitute other applicable party] was sick last weekend when you visited followed by puking in the men's room is an easy ticket home. Sell it enough and you probably have yourself a 4-day weekend.

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01-08-2009 , 10:17 AM

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High Time John

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How do I get my fifi to not break every 15 minutes?

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01-08-2009 , 10:18 AM

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High Time John

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How do I get my fifi to not break every 15 minutes?

Try not hitting it.

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01-08-2009 , 10:18 AM

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4_2_it

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Originally Posted by High Time John

Ooh-ooh! I know this one.

Hair of the dog that bit you.

Dude wasn't bitten by a dog, he went on a bender. For dog bites, the biggest worry is rabies (assuming the dog didn't bite him in the nuts). For most dog bites, antiseptic and few stitches are all that's needed. Dog hair really has no medicinal value of which I am aware.

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01-08-2009 , 10:20 AM

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4_2_it

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How do I get my fifi to not break every 15 minutes?

I'd start interviewing for a suitable replacement now.

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01-08-2009 , 10:21 AM

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GiantWalleye

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do you really have a 42_it vip club?

Last edited by GiantWalleye; 01-08-2009 at 10:21 AM. Reason: why is youre name orange?

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01-08-2009 , 10:24 AM

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4_2_it

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Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

do you really have a 42_it vip club?

Last edited by 4_2_it; 01-08-2009 at 10:26 AM. Reason: name is orange because I eat a lot of online carrots and mat likes to have guys who ban out of forum with extreme prejudice

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01-08-2009 , 10:29 AM

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rawkfanseth

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I went out with a girl last night and she ditched me for someone who is cooler. Kill myself?

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01-08-2009 , 10:32 AM

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j2sooted

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sounds solid to me

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01-08-2009 , 10:35 AM

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4_2_it

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Originally Posted by rawkfanseth

I went out with a girl last night and she ditched me for someone who is cooler. Kill myself?

Hells no. Consider yourself lucky. Bitch gave me the clap!

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01-08-2009 , 10:57 AM

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derosnec

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will 4th grade be as hard as people say?

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01-08-2009 , 11:01 AM

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4_2_it

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will 4th grade be as hard as people say?

Nope. The odd numbered grades (in the US) are the toughest. You should skate through just fine as long as you avoid the bullies on the playground.

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01-08-2009 , 11:03 AM

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LetMeLive

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4_2_ it is awesome and you ******s would be smart not to run him off <3

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01-08-2009 , 11:17 AM

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Doorbread

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How do I get her to the car before the roofies kick in?

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