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Originally Posted by dispatch87
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I'll play turtle man
dispatch87 on stars
City of Rensselaer
forgot to post my city, so to
make up for it I'll explain how I saved a turtles life the other day.
Driving to work the other day, I see a large bird in the road, presumably eating roadkill. Knowing birds and all, I continue travelling towards it because I know it will fly away before i run into it. about 20ft before the bird, I realize it's a huge ****ing turtle.
Next thing I'm stomping the brakes and turning the wheel. End up blocking the road with my car and see another vehicle heading towards me. The dude stops and asks I'd everything is ok.
I say sure but I almost hit this large turtle.
Guy says, " should have hit it, they make great soup."
i told him to go **** himself and proceed to carry it to the woods and waited till that douche drove off.
Felt like a hero the rest of the day.
( cool story bro )