you MA'd and played a hand against yourself? you can just post all hands you ever vpip'd in here.

haha ok ill get you a good one

My gf's school had a charity casino poker night thing tonight, with an auction at the end of the evening that consisted of buying things with your play money. Started with 1k in monopoly money. With about 20 minutes left in the night, someone came on the PA and said that we should start counting up our money and that the leader at the time had about 30k in monopoly play money. I was sitting on ~22k ish and knew I need to make a move to get the top prize of a tv or something.

Villain and I are about 12k effective, with a 15 monopoly money ante and 0 blinds, 7 handed. I open QJdd utg for 40 monopoly and get three callers. J43r. I bet 700 in to 200ish, one caller, rest fold. turn Q. I bet 1505 monopoly money. Villain leans back in his chair and counts out all of his monopolies-- about 10.2k- after what felt like 5 minutes. I lean back in my chair, thinking only about this thread.

I slowroll him. For charity.

"I call" I say, quietly, but confidently, and roll over my practically unbeatable hand.

The river brings the innocuous 7h, as villain turns over the T7o. I lean back in my chair even more, bending it slightly.

did rounder get mad abt the slowroll?

lol man if i was grinding live birds as well ffs

Player9 posts small blind [120].
Player1 posts big blind [240].
Dealt to Hero [ Jc 9d ]
Player2 folds
Player3 folds
Player4 folds
Hero raises [480]
Player6 folds
Player7 folds
Player9 calls [360]
Player1 calls [240]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Ad, Kh ]
Player9 checks
Player1 checks
Hero bets [950]
Player9 folds
Player1 calls [950]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
Player1 checks
Hero bets [2250]
Player1 calls [2250]
** Dealing River ** [ 2d ]
Player1 checks
Hero LEANSSSSSSSS AND BETS [14755]
Player1 calls [6400]
Player1 shows [Ac, 9s ]
Hero shows [Jc, 9d ]
Player1 wins 20800 from main pot
Hero wins 8355 from main pot

haha 9 2 lol

The fans want one where you are the LEAAAAANER Micky!

pffff almostr thought mement leaned

That was a friggin teaser IMO

YUP

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-h...360_3CB7326BD9

strong effort here

PokerStars Hand #107522995851: Tournament #818656950, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (75/150) - 2013/11/24 13:48:02 ET
Table '818656950 67' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Pingufan123 (2523 in chips)
Seat 2: Radiihead (2910 in chips)
Seat 3: myravei87 (6035 in chips)
Seat 4: Liska01 (4712 in chips)
Seat 5: EMPTY1SEAT (3055 in chips)
Seat 6: 83paul99 (6310 in chips)
Seat 7: PHARAONSGOLD (8463 in chips)
Seat 8: matheusk007@ (4467 in chips)
Seat 9: HighTimesSwe (3525 in chips)
Pingufan123: posts the ante 20
Radiihead: posts the ante 20
myravei87: posts the ante 20
Liska01: posts the ante 20
EMPTY1SEAT: posts the ante 20
83paul99: posts the ante 20
PHARAONSGOLD: posts the ante 20
matheusk007@: posts the ante 20
HighTimesSwe: posts the ante 20
EMPTY1SEAT: posts small blind 75
83paul99: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Radiihead [9c 9h]
PHARAONSGOLD: folds
matheusk007@: folds
HighTimesSwe: folds
Pingufan123: raises 2353 to 2503 and is all-in
Radiihead: raises 387 to 2890 and is all-in
myravei87: folds
Liska01: folds
EMPTY1SEAT: folds
83paul99: folds
Uncalled bet (387) returned to Radiihead
*** FLOP *** [3d 7d 8d]
Pingufan123 said, "LEANNNNNNNNNN"
*** TURN *** [3d 7d 8d] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [3d 7d 8d 7h] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pingufan123: shows [Kd Qd] (a flush, King high)
Radiihead: shows [9c 9h] (a full house, Nines full of Sevens)
Radiihead collected 5411 from pot
Pingufan123 finished the tournament in 5028th place
Radiihead said, ""
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5411 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7d 8d 7h 9s]
Seat 1: Pingufan123 showed [Kd Qd] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 2: Radiihead showed [9c 9h] and won (5411) with a full house, Nines full of Sevens
Seat 3: myravei87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Liska01 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: EMPTY1SEAT (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: 83paul99 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: PHARAONSGOLD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: matheusk007@ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HighTimesSwe folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Wat

I suddenly don't understand leans.

Billy kopp, the best blowup ever i've ever seen. Stacking the baby flush on a paired board vs the amateur chipleader when ur second in chips.

epic leaner

dieing laughing