You have the power to take out a corporation and would choose Facebook? Why?

Why not Monsanto? DynCorp? Corrections Corporation of America? DeBeers?

lol the generalities you use to talk about "those people" is pretty awful. I've lived in the so-called south my entire life and am nothing like what you describe. I've had run-ins with southern baptists who told me I was going to hell bc I said the word ****.

I make fun of people who say bless your heart

and to say that being two-faced is a standard character trait for southern people is BS. two-faced people arrywhere.

child please

okay guess I have to ask a question. I was watching ****ty cartoons today so here's one:

what was the one cartoon your kids watched that you hated more than the rest?

Well that's why I said it was a generality. I get that there are good people in the south, they are just so unbelievably outnumbered that the entire region is tainted for me.

Hmmm. There was one that was horrendously stupid, but the name of it isn't coming to mind. I'll revisit this one once I remember it since it's the only one that springs to mind.

Yeah I kinda snapped answered, I think Facebook breeds a lot of bad, but can do a lot of good. My answer is Halliburton

i woulda thought there'd be a lot of ned flanderses in the south

they are all horrendously stupid, just some affect us more

for example, the one I had to watch today. there's a special agent bear who helps kids when they need help or are in trouble. two episodes today, the problems were 1) two girls wanted to make orange juice for their sick mom so the bear shows up to help them figure it out and 2) a girl and her mom were going on a trip and the girl wanted to click her seatbelt by herself but couldn't so he came to help her click her ****ing seatbelt.

I wanted to drop kick the TV

the cartoons we watched when we were little were not this stupid. it's mind boggling how stupid they are.

I learned how a bill was made into a law for ****s sake.

I'm glad to see TheNothing sticking up for the decency of southern people, although that hardly seems necessary against bald bigoted prejudice like master is demonstrating here.

Was there ever any real proof you cheated, or just the result of rustled jimmies from butthurtaments

There was proof enough that he was thrown out of the game afterward. Look it up, as they say.

But what is "proof" after all. You could get all postmodern and ****.

Did Oswald kill Kennedy? Did Nixon conspire to obstruct justice? Who can tell for sure.

Favorite band from the 90s?

Hot fuzz is fantastic

Hot Fuzz is good, but Shaun of the Dead is better.

Not even close!

what's the worst job u ever had

Your children are from the same mother?
Top 5 favorite books and movies?

He's oh so special though...

I didn't even enjoy Hot Fuzz, I loved Shaun of the Dead, however.

Master, what's your favorite Penn and Teller routine?

Anything where Penn rambles for 15 minutes and juggles. Probably the one about the constitution though I don't fully agree with ir.

Also, what didn't you like about Fuzz and how many times have you seen it? It's incredibly rich And much is missed on the first watch

This is wtong. Shaun is great, Fuzz is elite

dude i knew i should have lynched you at F3 instead of WN. dammit

Sound garden or Green Day. I would make a literal deal with the devil if he existed to be able to sing like Cornell

Waiting. **** service jobs, people are dicks and the less you have to deal with them the better.