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01-01-2013 , 10:34 PM
Time for some Why? Because!

How to play?

The theory is to ask a question starting with 'Why' and give an answer that starts with 'Because'. The two should be independent, as your answer will answer someone else's question.

Read through the posts if you'd like, or just skip to the last entry. What you should see is a 'Because' statement, followed by a spoiler bar. What is inside will be the 'Why' question that your 'Because' statement will answer.

The trick is, that since you (in theory) don't know what the previous question was, your answer could be quite humorous. Let's do an example, shall we?

Poster 1

Because he had no time for three

Spoiler:
Why can't I meet a woman?


Poster 2

Because mommy said it was all hers

Spoiler:
Why do dolphins have blowholes?


Which makes for a quasi-hilarious:

Quote:
Why can't I meet a woman?
Because mommy said it was all hers
Cliffs/quick-play rules
Just post an un-spoilered 'Because' answer followed by a spoilered 'Why' Question in the following format, and you'll catch on.

Because.....
Spoiler:
Why.....


My hope is that this becomes quick and fluid, and that people keep true to not looking at the spoiler question of the previous post before posting their own answer and question.
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01-01-2013 , 10:35 PM
I'll start

Spoiler:
Why did I see Mommy with that man?
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01-01-2013 , 10:37 PM
Because it would not stop raining all day

Spoiler:
Why does beef taste so good?
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01-01-2013 , 10:39 PM
Because chicken just didn't feel right

Spoiler:
WHY GOD?? JUST WHY???
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01-01-2013 , 10:40 PM
Quote:

Why does beef taste so good?
Because chicken just didn't feel right
OMFG lol I swear didn't read your question! Sometimes it just works so well!
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01-01-2013 , 10:43 PM
Because on the surface it was soft

Spoiler:
Why do dogs lick people?
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01-01-2013 , 10:44 PM
haha nice


Because Felix Baumgartner already did it

Spoiler:
Why does mets sometimes find it hard to use the toilet correctly?
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01-01-2013 , 10:47 PM
Because Taylor swift has the aidz

Spoiler:
why are woodchucks also called groundhogs
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01-01-2013 , 10:47 PM
Lol I didn't peek either I swear

Too funny
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01-01-2013 , 10:51 PM
Because I said so!

Spoiler:
Why is that man doing that?
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01-01-2013 , 10:52 PM
because it's the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it

Spoiler:
why is a raven like a writing desk?
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01-01-2013 , 11:02 PM
Because it feels sooooo right

Spoiler:
Why are boobs so great?
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01-01-2013 , 11:06 PM
I don't understand this game or what to do am I dumb
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01-01-2013 , 11:08 PM
Because it brings a smile to the face

Spoiler:
Why does Santa leave presents?
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01-01-2013 , 11:09 PM
because I dont know how to play this game

Spoiler:
Why am I confused?
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01-01-2013 , 11:10 PM
focus on turbos brah
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01-01-2013 , 11:18 PM
I'm just trying to learn a new game take your bad attitude and take a hike, domer
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01-01-2013 , 11:20 PM
Because of Obama

Spoiler:
Why do you have to peel bananas?
Why? Because! Quote
01-01-2013 , 11:21 PM
Because life is not fair
Spoiler:

Why do people cheat at POG games?
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01-01-2013 , 11:26 PM
Because America is allowed to be a country

Spoiler:
Why did I get so drunk last night?
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01-01-2013 , 11:28 PM
Because everyone loves ice cream

Spoiler:
Why is your mother so good in bed?
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01-01-2013 , 11:57 PM
because two is better than one

Spoiler:
why are manhole covers round
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01-02-2013 , 12:02 AM
because TV rots your brains.

Spoiler:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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01-02-2013 , 12:03 AM
because BEER

Spoiler:
Why now, of all times?
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01-02-2013 , 12:08 AM
Because bitches don't act right

Spoiler:
Why all the commotion?
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