Because werewolf is a text-based game and there is no requirement for the players to do anything more than read the thread, and because not everyone will always be in a location where it would be appropriate or desirable to listen to audio, I do not want to put any players at a disadvantage due to circumstances beyond their control. So at the expense of losing a touch of the flavor, here is the result in text, as well.
LKJ has been lynched! He was a vanilla
villager!
It is night. Do not post.