dude that's more than 700 dollars

lol my cashament adventures in the last 2.5 weeks, the downslope was mostly me playing like garbage after some ghey beats weeee, good thing i pwn donkaments hardcore tho

this is the third forum I posted this in lol

You too? Ring games starve me, donkaments feed me.

i beat the 5-handed college loids .25/.50 game for 36ptbb/hr. we play like 25 hands/hr. $72 WHITE MEAT WHITE MEAT HUHU4ROLLZ

Couple great hands for me today:

POKERSTARS GAME #7022246908: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/11/14 - 12:47:25 (ET)
Table 'Cygnus II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: BirdmanZ ($158.50 in chips)
Seat 2: MDoranD ($88.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Nando71 ($126.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Oney777 ($81.25 in chips)
Seat 5: timawesome ($99 in chips)
Seat 6: digemDAV ($81.65 in chips)
Seat 7: varjo ($152.80 in chips)
Seat 8: 111111 ($101.75 in chips)
Seat 9: DLocoWill ($24.40 in chips)
BirdmanZ: posts small blind $0.50
MDoranD: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MDoranD [2d 3d]
Nando71: folds
Oney777: raises $1 to $2
timawesome: folds
digemDAV: folds
varjo: calls $2
111111: folds
DLocoWill: folds
BirdmanZ: folds
MDoranD: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [2h 3h 2c]
MDoranD: checks
Oney777: checks
varjo: checks
*** TURN *** [2h 3h 2c] [Ts]
MDoranD: checks
Oney777: bets $1
varjo: raises $5 to $6
MDoranD: raises $15 to $21
Oney777: calls $20
varjo: raises $129.80 to $150.80 and is all-in
MDoranD: calls $65.30 and is all-in
Oney777: folds
*** RIVER *** [2h 3h 2c Ts] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MDoranD: shows [2d 3d] (a full house, Deuces full of Tens)
varjo: shows [3c 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Tens)
varjo collected $197.10 from pot
BirdmanZ said, "WOW"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200.10 | Rake $3
Board [2h 3h 2c Ts Tc]
Seat 1: BirdmanZ (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: MDoranD (big blind) showed [2d 3d] and lost with a full house, Deuces full of Tens
Seat 3: Nando71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Oney777 folded on the Turn
Seat 5: timawesome folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: digemDAV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: varjo showed [3c 3s] and won ($197.10) with a full house, Threes full of Tens
Seat 8: 111111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: DLocoWill (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #7035698435: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/11/15 - 14:22:19 (ET)
Table 'Kastalia' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: CreativeFcuk ($112.80 in chips)
Seat 2: MDoranD ($221.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Athena666 ($127.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Tates ($31.30 in chips)
Seat 5: amazinmets73 ($132.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Tobe2000 ($127.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Knisch! ($52.45 in chips)
Seat 8: napolean ($195.45 in chips)
Seat 9: Kapi ($112.35 in chips)
Kapi: posts small blind $0.50
CreativeFcuk: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MDoranD [4h 4d]
MDoranD: calls $1
Athena666: calls $1
Tates: calls $1
amazinmets73: folds
Tobe2000: folds
Knisch!: folds
napolean: folds
Kapi: calls $0.50
CreativeFcuk: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d 8s 4s]
Kapi: bets $2
CreativeFcuk: folds
MDoranD: raises $4 to $6
Athena666: calls $6
Tates: folds
Kapi: calls $4
*** TURN *** [6d 8s 4s] [6h]
Tobe2000 is sitting out
Kapi: checks
MDoranD: bets $9
Athena666: raises $16 to $25
Kapi: folds
MDoranD: calls $16
*** RIVER *** [6d 8s 4s 6h] [9d]
Tobe2000 has returned
MDoranD: bets $52
Athena666: raises $43.55 to $95.55 and is all-in
MDoranD: calls $43.55
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Athena666: shows [6s 6c] (four of a kind, Sixes)
MDoranD: mucks hand
Athena666 collected $261.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $264.10 | Rake $3
Board [6d 8s 4s 6h 9d]
Seat 1: CreativeFcuk (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: MDoranD mucked [4h 4d]
Seat 3: Athena666 showed [6s 6c] and won ($261.10) with four of a kind, Sixes
Seat 4: Tates folded on the Flop
Seat 5: amazinmets73 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tobe2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Knisch! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: napolean (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Kapi (small blind) folded on the Turn

My first 100k hands of NL. Starts at 25NL and is now at 400NL. Many thanks to my coaches .

PokerStars Game #7098787627: Tournament #36274394, $22+$1 Omaha Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level VI (75/150) - 2006/11/20 - 03:20:15 (ET)
Table '36274394 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: durron597 (1395 in chips)
Seat 2: cbolt21 (1605 in chips)
cbolt21: posts small blind 75
durron597: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to durron597 [Jh 4h 6c 8c]
cbolt21: raises 300 to 450
durron597: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [6h 2s 6s]
durron597: checks
cbolt21: bets 900
durron597: raises 45 to 945 and is all-in
cbolt21: calls 45
*** TURN *** [6h 2s 6s] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [6h 2s 6s 6d] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
durron597: shows [Jh 4h 6c 8c] (four of a kind, Sixes)
cbolt21: shows [Td 3s 5s Ks] (a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
cbolt21 collected 2790 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2790 | Rake 0
Board [6h 2s 6s 6d 4s]
Seat 1: durron597 (big blind) showed [Jh 4h 6c 8c] and lost with four of a kind, Sixes
Seat 2: cbolt21 (button) (small blind) showed [Td 3s 5s Ks] and won (2790) with a straight flush, Deuce to Six

ugh where can i find coaches that will make me actually win $ in poker??

ZOMG 1 out straight flush for teh win!!!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP1 (t1510)
Hero (t1350)
CO (t1610)
Button (t3320)
SB (t820)
BB (t1490)
UTG (t1470)
UTG+1 (t3420)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, 4.
3 folds, Hero raises to t60, 1 fold, Button calls t60, SB calls t50, 1 fold.

Flop: (t200) 2, 4, 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t200, Button calls t200, SB folds.

Turn: (t600) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets t400, Button calls t400.

River: (t1400) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t690 (All-In), Button calls t690.

Final Pot: t2780

Results in white below:
Hero has As 4s (straight flush, five high).
Button has 3c 2c (full house, twos full of threes).
Outcome: Hero wins t2780.

$0.50/hand for the last 20k must be nice.

anyone feel like searching for "thrilled" on stars right now? chip leader with 2.5x the stack of 2nd place...

yeah its only a $1 tho

go elroy

shippit.

wow this is the 3rd random thread i've posted this in:

so i usually play 200nl 6max but tonight i followed a fish to 600nl. for some reason he was playing 1 table of 600 and 1 of 200. after about 60 hands he stands up from the 600 table, i leave right after up only about $100. then on the 200 table this happens:

(fish): jem
(fish): u followin me around
Dealer: Game #7334651664: ZeGrimReaper wins pot ($20.90)
JEM87: i'm in 6 tables dude don't flatter yourslef

BEAT: he then proceeds to hide himself from search

this has little to do with poker but [censored] COMCAST I hope every one of these ppl get the herp. I would play more poker but I only have internet for 15 mins at a time every 5 hrs.

lol. I came back to my computer to see I was playing a freeroll.

Full Tilt Poker Game #1380779528: Iron Man $30,000 Freeroll (9523417), Table 46 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:21:13 ET - 2006/12/09
Slorf: greate pot newbe
Seat 1: browerkid (20), is sitting out
Seat 2: swampcards (3,365)
Seat 3: Slorf (1,790)
Seat 4: CEOSLNL (1,205), is sitting out
Seat 5: HEXPEHA HET (940)
Seat 6: Iridium (2,340)
Seat 7: missvicky (1,380)
Seat 8: ntshclr (1,365)
Seat 9: Mr Poker KDH (1,095), is sitting out
browerkid posts the small blind of 20, and is all in
swampcards posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ntshclr [7h 6h]
Slorf folds
CEOSLNL folds
HEXPEHA HET folds
Iridium calls 60
missvicky folds
ntshclr calls 60
Mr Poker KDH folds
swampcards checks
*** FLOP *** [4h 8h 5h]
swampcards checks
Iridium checks
ntshclr bets 1,305, and is all in
HEXPEHA HET: i dont think there is no newbes at this tourney
swampcards folds
Iridium calls 1,305
ntshclr shows [7h 6h]
Slorf: it looks like that
browerkid shows [7s 5s]
Iridium shows [Jh Th]
*** TURN *** [4h 8h 5h] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [4h 8h 5h 2s] [3d]
ntshclr shows a straight flush, Eight high
Iridium shows a flush, Jack high
ntshclr wins the side pot (2,730) with a straight flush, Eight high
browerkid shows a pair of Fives
ntshclr wins the main pot (80) with a straight flush, Eight high
browerkid stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,810 Main pot 80. Side pot 2,730. | Rake 0
Board: [4h 8h 5h 2s 3d]
Seat 1: browerkid (small blind) showed [7s 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: swampcards (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Slorf didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: CEOSLNL didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: HEXPEHA HET didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Iridium showed [Jh Th] and lost with a flush, Jack high
Seat 7: missvicky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: ntshclr showed [7h 6h] and won (2,810) with a straight flush, Eight high
Seat 9: Mr Poker KDH (button) didn't bet (folded)

Too bad it wasnt real monies.

yesterday I got second on a 180 ppl donkament.
I went all-in 37 times.

This is my favourite hand:




Seat 2: ditty17 (9310 in chips)
Seat 3: jgrattz (11005 in chips)
Seat 4: jime1951 (8495 in chips)
Seat 5: bodinarn (5147 in chips)
Seat 6: snowjob99 (1880 in chips)
Seat 7: Sendero442 (4329 in chips)
Seat 8: wozzy23 (30355 in chips)
Seat 9: NutPopper (6700 in chips)
Seat 1: alvaro1107 (14839 in chips)

NutPopper: posts small blind 200
alvaro1107: posts big blind 400

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to alvaro1107 [J K ]

2fold
jime1951: raises to 800
3 fold
wozzy23: calls 800
1 folds
alvaro1107: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [7 T 5 ]
alvaro1107: checks
jime1951: bets 2800
wozzy23: folds
alvaro1107: raises to 14014 and is all-in
jime1951: calls 4870 and is all-in ( he shows T Q )


*** TURN *** [3 ]

*** RIVER *** [J ]


I got insulted twice by him on the chat box, the first time the chat box censored him.

edit: im alvaro1107

loool no limit rap NL rap song

LOL DONKAMENTS


PokerStars Game #7376038745: Tournament #37163120, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2006/12/09 - 22:55:48 (ET)
Table '37163120 233' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: TWO44 (1940 in chips)
Seat 2: xzlvf (4620 in chips)
Seat 3: MDoranD (10305 in chips)
Seat 4: 050476111111 (1755 in chips)
Seat 5: Lucki13 (2400 in chips)
Seat 6: Boys Dad (8095 in chips)
Seat 7: Duke_lll (3550 in chips)
Seat 8: JRallred (13300 in chips)
Seat 9: Formigoni (15370 in chips)
TWO44: posts small blind 50
xzlvf: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MDoranD [Ks Kh]
MDoranD: calls 100
050476111111: calls 100
Lucki13: folds
Boys Dad: folds
Duke_lll: folds
JRallred: raises 400 to 500
Formigoni: calls 500
TWO44: folds
xzlvf: folds
MDoranD: raises 1900 to 2400
050476111111: folds
JRallred: calls 1900
Formigoni: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c Kd Th]
MDoranD: checks
JRallred: checks
*** TURN *** [9c Kd Th] [4h]
MDoranD: bets 2000
JRallred: raises 3000 to 5000
MDoranD: raises 2905 to 7905 and is all-in
JRallred: calls 2905
*** RIVER *** [9c Kd Th 4h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MDoranD: shows [Ks Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
JRallred: shows [Qc Qh] (a straight, Nine to King)
JRallred collected 21360 from pot
MDoranD re-buys and receives 1500 chips for $10.00
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21360 | Rake 0
Board [9c Kd Th 4h Jc]
Seat 1: TWO44 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: xzlvf (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: MDoranD showed [Ks Kh] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: 050476111111 folded before Flop
Seat 5: Lucki13 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Boys Dad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Duke_lll folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: JRallred showed [Qc Qh] and won (21360) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 9: Formigoni (button) folded before Flop

worst song evar.

That wasn't bad. It shouted out Staten Island.

Werd.

I don't post HHs but I just won a SNG making a wheel straight flush on the river of the last hand. Earlier in the same SNG I made a 6-card K high inside straight flush on the turn. Holla.

Awesome. Elroy talks me into joining him in the 5+.50 multi on stars tonight. Wow do i suck

First Hand

Ship it

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button (t1500)
SB :#A500AF(douchebag1)/ (t1500)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 :#A500AF(douchebag 2)/ (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)
Metsnfinsfan (t1500)

Preflop: Metsnfinsfan is CO with A, A.
2 folds, MP1 :#A500AF(douchebag 2)/ calls t20, 1 fold, Metsnfinsfan raises to t80, 1 fold, SB :#A500AF(douchebag1)/ calls t70, 1 fold, MP1 :#A500AF(douchebag 2)/ calls t60.

Flop: (t260) 8, T, K (3 players)
douchebag1 checks, douchebag 2 bets t20, Metsnfinsfan raises to t240, douchebag1 calls t240, douchebag 2 calls t220.

Turn: (t980) 5 (3 players)
douchebag1 checks, douchebag 2 checks, Metsnfinsfan bets t580, douchebag1 raises to t1160, douchebag 2 raises to t1180, Metsnfinsfan calls t600 (All-In), douchebag1 calls t20 (All-In).

River: (t4520) Q (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: t4520

Results below:
douchebag1 has 8d 8h (three of a kind, eights).
douchebag 2 has Qc Js (one pair, queens).
Metsnfinsfan has Ad As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: douchebag1 wins t4520.