but its true. If you're not making a final table around %15 of the time then you're doing something wrong

Poker Stars $1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players - View hand 41630
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CO: $100.00
Hero (BTN): $1679.95
SB: $243.00
BB: $1832.60
UTG: $222.00
MP: $139.80

CO posts a big blind ($2)

Pre Flop: ($5.00) Hero is BTN with Q 6 7 A
UTG raises to $9, 1 fold, CO calls $7, 1 fold, SB raises to $38, 1 fold, UTG raises to $125, CO calls $91 all in, SB raises to $212, UTG raises to $222 all in, SB calls $10

Flop: ($546.00) Q 4 8 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($546.00) Q (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($546.00) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $546.00
CO mucks 4 5 2 5
SB shows A K 9 3 (a pair of Queens)
UTG shows A 8 J K (two pair, Queens and Eights)
UTG wins $244.00
UTG wins $299.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Nothing like a 3 buyin pot with a pair of 8's.

keep going up plz one time dont stop. Finally erased everything but the big $700 downswing that I had in one night. Now I just have to erase that. Had a guy show up in one of my games this morning who had absolutely no clue how to play triple draw. Limping the button 3 handed and patting a 10-9 the whole way, one hand he showed up with an ace that he was pat with. Always fun.

way to fold the winner chim


in related news, scandinavians are terrible at poker and also don't know how to run a tournament

Yeah Antonius is lolbad, Sami Kelopuro is also supposed to be really horrible.
I guess Finns get a pass :P

how can you play peesh and think finns are scandis. They're russian, ldo

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t100 - 9 players - View hand 41932
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MP2: t17575 M = 7.32
CO: t1760 M = 0.73
BTN: t1795 M = 0.75
SB: t25480 M = 10.62
BB: t10915 M = 4.55
Hero (UTG): t16200 M = 6.75
UTG+1: t7315 M = 3.05
UTG+2: t13545 M = 5.64
MP1: t1370 M = 0.57

Pre Flop: (t2400) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to t2300, UTG+1 raises to t7215 all in, 1 fold, MP1 calls t1270 all in, 2 folds, BTN calls t1695 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t4915

Flop: (t19795) 5 7 6 (4 players - 3 are all in)

Turn: (t19795) 6 (4 players - 3 are all in)

River: (t19795) J (4 players - 3 are all in)

Final Pot: t19795
BTN shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Sixes)
UTG+1 shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Sixes)
MP1 shows J K (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
UTG+1 wins t11040
UTG+1 wins t1275
UTG+1 wins t7480


yeah i run not good

thats because you play super luck donkaments.

HU, HU he played supernitty the hand before i herocalled and won with J high in a tiny pot -> next hand:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($201)
Hero (Button) ($138.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, A
Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $21, Hero raises to $30, SB calls $9

Flop: ($60) Q, J, 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $42, SB raises to $171 (All-In), Hero calls $66.40 (All-In)

Turn: ($276.80) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($276.80) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $276.80 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and tens).
SB had 8, Q (two pair, Queens and tens).
Outcome: Hero won $276.30

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (2 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($230.35)
Hero (Button) ($104.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 2, 4
Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($12) 3, K, 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9, SB raises to $24, Hero calls $15

Turn: ($60) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $37, 1 fold

Total pot: $60 | Rake: $0.50

Dealer: Alissa Milano has 15 seconds left to act
Alissa Milano: AA
Dealer: Alissa Milano has timed out
Dealer: clowntable shows [2s 4s] King Seven high
Dealer: clowntable wins the pot ($59.50)
Alissa Milano: are you sane?
clowntable: no
clowntable: drunk

Results:
Hero had 2, 4 (high card, King).
Outcome: Hero won $59.50

next to last hand of the day

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t100 - 8 players - View hand 42077
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Hero (BB): t8390 M = 3.65
UTG: t32094 M = 13.95
UTG+1: t3987 M = 1.73
MP1: t11467 M = 4.99
MP2: t4210 M = 1.83
CO: t5245 M = 2.28
BTN: t12326 M = 5.36
SB: t9709 M = 4.22

Pre Flop: (t2300) Hero is BB with Q Q
4 folds, CO raises to t5145 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t4145

Flop: (t11590) 2 A 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t11590) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t11590) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t11590
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
CO shows J 2 (a full house, Deuces full of Jacks)
CO wins t11590


i think i made 5 final tables and had one 3rd place finish

this **** is depressing

Definitely brutal.

I've only played like 10 180 mans but never got into em.. prefer large field tourneys a lot more.

i just like how they go off every 5 minutes

but **** like this is getting real tired

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1500/t3000 Blinds + t300 - 8 players - View hand 42106
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MP1: t65267 M = 9.46
MP2: t23084 M = 3.35
CO: t20313 M = 2.94
Hero (BTN): t59926 M = 8.68
SB: t30276 M = 4.39
BB: t8293 M = 1.20
UTG: t50761 M = 7.36
UTG+1: t12080 M = 1.75

Pre Flop: (t6900) Hero is BTN with 9 A
4 folds, CO raises to t20013 all in, Hero raises to t59626 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t46926) 7 2 K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t46926) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t46926) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t46926
CO shows K 9 (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows 9 A (high card Ace)
CO wins t46926


next hand (guy SNAP CALLED ldo)



Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1500/t3000 Blinds + t300 - 8 players - View hand 42108
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UTG+1: t64967 M = 9.42
MP1: t22784 M = 3.30
MP2: t46926 M = 6.80
Hero (CO): t39613 M = 5.74
BTN: t28476 M = 4.13
SB: t4993 M = 0.72
BB: t50461 M = 7.31
UTG: t11780 M = 1.71

Pre Flop: (t6900) Hero is CO with T T
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t9000, 2 folds, Hero raises to t39313 all in, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls t30313

Flop: (t85526) K 8 J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t85526) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t85526) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t85526
UTG+1 shows A J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
UTG+1 wins t85526

that's basically how every one of my FTs go

Considering staking some people for some of the low buyin events for the SCOOP spring Stars series.

Would probably be about a 6 tournament ~$200 buyin worth deal looking at the schedule.

If you're interested hit me on IM (jlunsfo) and if I don't know your game very well show me you're +ev in massive field tournaments. These tourneys are gonna be very large.

Holy crap, this is ****in hilarious.

ok last emo post



that's just ridiculous

i should just fold every hand at the t3000 level

These hands are fake. No way a German was playing full stacked.

I'm a pretty smart guy with minimal tournie experience. I think I have a natural knack for no limit holds them and I'm pretty good at the teenage-girl-pickup game and also the werewolf game. I'm also on a mission to redeem myself after sleeping through your last stake...so while this post is totally laughable and I have given no legit reason for you to stake me, pm me if you want to. I'll probably do better than everyone else you stake

Ryannnn23 (10:50:06 PM): i think i'm pretty awesome but i don't have any results to back it up
Ryannnn23 (10:50:15 PM): how's that for a staking resume
Ryannnn23 (10:50:21 PM): and one time you staked me and i slept through the tournie
jlunsfo (10:50:24 PM): haha
Ryannnn23 (10:50:25 PM): ^^
jlunsfo (10:50:37 PM): thats about as good as kyro's "i have -44% roi and im a fish" application

so in omaha, it's correct to play looser pf, right? but you're supposed to only play hands where all 4 cards are sorted coordinated, except for blind steals, right?

I've played like 4 orbits so far and I've played one hand outside of the blinds, which involved me raising AQJ8ds and getting repopped by some dude whose AF is probably around .3

what a ******ed game. oh and I lost 23bb in the blinds by flopping T22 holding some J2xx and losing to something like A962.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 4 players
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SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $104.10
CO: $203.20
BTN: $203.60

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 6 4 5 5
CO calls $1, BTN raises to $4.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $3.50, CO calls $3.50

Flop: ($14.00) 3 6 J (3 players)
Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets $12, Hero raises to $32, CO folds, BTN calls $20

Turn: ($78.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $67.60 all in, BTN folds

Final Pot: $78.00
Hero mucks 6 4 5 5
Hero wins $76.00
(Rake: $2.00)

this is probably standard?

fold PF

so my vpip in this game should be about 4?

Defend blinds less.

But you should be cold calling in position a single bet almost as much as you are opening.

Meaning if you would open a hand, its almost always worth CC'ing a single bet in position.

Also I play too tight (still getting comfortable adding more hands) and am playing like 21/13.

On the posted hand.. as long as its clear you are repping a hand quite larger than what you actually have it's fine.

I don't know if its standard but you are basically saying you have a set or a real large draw.

Against a standard opponent I am definitely not putting your actual hand in your range with a very high frequency.