congrats on your score

play stakes you win at and don't quit?

wtf, shorty runs sick good. Poker & life, imo. Nice job.

very nice

congrats shorty. Sick comeback after being almost busto.

Who's gonna FT next week?

Nice job

Thanks guyyyyyyyys.

I guess I might play the million now :P

this one time i was playin in a private game rite and i get dealt da A9cc so im like cool lets raise 10x the blinds and a solid player defends and im like =| but then the flop comes A9x and im all like =D but only on the inside so on the outside im like =| neways so he checks and i overbet cuz good hand readers call with lots of stuff here so he calls or w/e and im like oo cool i bet hes on a fd

so the turn comes a nine and im like cha-ching and he checks i put him on a draw so i check behind cuz thats just good poker obviously
so the rivers some brick and he bets and im like roflnub and roflnub is like hi i play lhe wut do u want and im like o sry nvm so i tankraise cuz live poker is all about taking as long as possible and he calls and im like take maney and hes like no and im like the f do

congrats shortie! I cant enlarge your screenshot but it seems like a big number!

I didnt want to be the one to bring this up but poggers are running hot in the nightly grand.

the river bricked?

Congrats Shorty!

Teach me, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love those kind of stories... Just awesome.

you sure the flush didn't hit???

at least he didn't have the spades

whoa nice one shorty

i haven't run good in poker since shorty stopped sweating me.

i'm dead serious too. this was nearly 6 months ago. dude has a horseshoe up his ass.

this is so good

ch EZ eman0 2 (9:37:45 PM): so, shorty's playing a big tourny, i ask if he wants me to sweat, warning him how unlucky i am
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:37:50 PM): he says sure, so i join
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:37:55 PM): VERY first hand i get there
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:38:06 PM): guy limps, he limps, before teh flop comes out i say "44?"
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:38:16 PM): another guy raises and they all call
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:38:18 PM): flop comes Q43
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:38:24 PM): i say "oh, i hope you have 44!"
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:38:40 PM): "of course, frito (his opponent) has QQ, just so you know"
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:38:59 PM): checked around, turn is an A, shorty bets big, fritz calls and bets big on a Q river
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:39:04 PM): shorty's 33 loses to fritz' QQ
ch EZ eman0 2 (9:39:08 PM): you can't make this stuff up



This is exactly how it went down. I am officially the unluckiest person in the world. Well, I was already officially, as I've said it like 5 times, but this is just further proof. I obviously immediately left the table and cried softly to myself.

Any Stars busto poggers wanna be staked for the Guinness Book of World Records tourney? It's an 11 dollar 500k gtd. Right now cap is 35k entrants (which would be 150k in overlay) and 8750 cash.

Would do like 60/40 and payback stake first.

It is on Dec. 28th.

I was reading about this in MTTc. LOL...
8700+ people get paid... It should be fun and I would take you up on the stake or a POG last longer but I have no idea if I'm going to be available. Schedules around the holidays get darn tricky...

I say gogogogogo poggers!

Hmm, I wonder what the lines for a POG last longer winner would be:

clown 1:7
chim 1:5
val 1:5
shorty 1:6
boiler 1:6
dmk 1:5
durron 1:5
Mark 1:50
CPFB 1:7
traz 1:7
Orangerake 1:10
Kyro 1:10,000 (Factoring in the poker curse)

I'm exempt from the betting?

Damn, I had you on my mental list and you somehow slipped off.

Dustin too... Argh argh.

in?

If those lines were correct I'd prolly place ~ 1 : 7, just fyi

I'm in.

I just got payed $572 from lapt express coaching! The deal was 10% of winnings, I thought that it was fair that he kept the whole compensation stars gave him.