Probably folding the second. Sure he bluffs a lot, but it's an ugly card. Lots of high run downs get there.


*Note: I'm terrible at PLO.

ITT poker is so boring that people are analyzing kokiri's fake poker hands

RIP poker.

More fake poker.

175/325 w 25 ante, so 750 pre.

39k stack limps, someone else limps, I make it 1500 with 33 & 100k+. 1 call.

4K pot. 4c5dKc
Villain leads for 1k. I call planning to bomb turn and river if checked to on the turn.

6k, 4c5dKc Ad
Villain bets 2k, this turn scuppered my plan a bit. I think I look like AK a fair amount, so I make it 10k (lol sizing?)

26k, villain has 27k behind. 4c5dKc Ad 3c
Villain checks, I bet $8k planning on folding to a shove.

No reads because I don’t pay attention.

I'm assuming your opponents are horrible, in which case this is all just FPS. Just overlimp preflop and fold when you miss.

i was hoping for one of kokiri's ridiculous hands

when you write up the hand you should include positions. so what position is the 39k stack limping from, and the second limp. and what position are you raising from?

but in a fake email tournament it doesn't matter as much lol

generally speaking, when people limp in front of you, it's better to just limp with 33. 33 is the kind of hand you want to see a cheap flop with. if you raise you're hoping to just get no callers, or you're gonna have to be bluffing post flop. and 33 is a terrible hand to bluff with.

on the flop you should just give up. you have literally 0 clean outs. 0.

yet, you somehow managed to maybe get yourself into a good spot on the river lol. if this was real poker your turn sizing would fold out any drawing hands. so even though 3c made every single draw get there, your opponent shouldn't have any draws because turn was 10k bet. so a set of 3s should be the best hand. i would probably never fold this hand on the river.

but it's a fake email tournament so your opponent could have anything

damnit, soah's post was same as mine but like 1/20th of the words

here was a fun one

i open T8cc mp. aggro straddle calls.

flop(150) QdTd3d
check
check

turn Ts
he bets 80
i call

river 8h
he bets 300
i make it 1000
he makes it 2000
i call

he has QT

we had like 5k behind. for extra fun, while i was racking up my chips in a blind rage he was explaining to me how he would have folded if i had jammed

I cane to pog for the ww, but it was the well earned derision for my poker that made me stay.

the beating you deserved, not the one you wanted

Playing 1/1, drunk game, triple straddled to £8.Guy who put the £8 on is kinda crazy and shoving a lot with marginal holdings. Folds to me in the SB with K9s. I've got ~£200, the others cover. Fold/raise?

4 people left to act? i'd probably call, and get it in with the crazy guy if he raises.

i'd probably play AK and AA like that too

If there are four people to act with position on you then this seems like a trivial fold, and it would probably still be a fold even if not for the fact that one of them is a maniac.

i'd probably just make it like 30

IP this would be a snap raise.
Oop it mostly depends on how sticky they are pre and post.

If I can get 2 or less callers consistently I'm going to raise and do that. Otherwise just fold.

so many sick beats tonight. ran insanely bad. huge whale in the game. i lost about 1000 bbs to him. no exaggeration. only stuck 2700 on the night. amazingly.

maybe worst one. utg posts blind 20. whale is next and bets 100 blind. i'm in co with AhQs. i make it 400. whale calls.

flop 9h7c2d
check
check

turn Qh
whale bets 800
i shove 3500
whale snap calls with 4h3h and gets there

played 7 big pots with the whale and lost 6 of them

oh another good one. i have AdQd. flop is JdTd4c. we get it all in. he has 5d6d and wins.

50 hands of free poker, hit two sets and a sketchy 2p, got paid each time, have 3xed my stack.

What a waste of rungood

I admit I'm completely in the dark with the status of legal rotw online poker but why are you messing with the above instead of Pokerstars/FullTilt etc?

it's totally legal in the uk, but i've not played seriously in years. Why am I playing a free tournament? Dunno, I guess I still listen to a couple of poker podcasts and vaguely enjoy the strategy chat so I have some residual desire to play.

WRGPT is a fun diversion at work. It only takes a few minutes at a time. Also the quality of play is higher than one would expect


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Actually, anyone have any recommendations for a US friendly site where i don't have to deal with crypto?

I have money on bovada. Hardly ever play. It seems fine though.

Ummm Bovada hasn't had USA poker in several years. Their games have moved to Ignition.

No it's back. Or at least I use my bovada login. I know it was gone at one point.