Yeah, I have been getting killed lately. I got you in the $8 one. I wasn't even paying attention when you doubled up in the $4 one.

Have there been weird delays between hands for you? 15-20 second delays.

You got me in the 2nd one. Well played.

Dipped to a recent low today to +$5 or so. Currently sitting at about +$18 or so. Profits are getting shredded by bad beats.

eyoooo nothin to it

Nice one

Congrats!

Comgrats!

Very nice Erv. If I didn't sleep well last night, I was going to log in and watch. Guess I chose the wrong night to sleep well.

thx ya'll! haha precept - sometimes I'm amazed when it gets late into the AM and some people still around(for their sake!)

nice roi on an $11 ticket

AQs < A6o 22.69% to lose
J9 < J6 on 9-6-4 12.01%
A5 < A4 25.43%
QT < Q9 21.79%
ATs < K2s 36.16%

Losing all 5 0.000546%
1/1831

How's your day going so far?

Flips are supposed to be 50-50, right?

I'm in DGAF mode. I can't win a flip or a 60% hand. I need to get it in 75% or better.

I'm tired of AK < A7, KQ < Q9, etc.

When in doubt, move up in stakes...amirite? Playing $5 Jackpots now, because I just don't care. F*ck ACR and it's sloppy programming.

I'm guest hosting ACR homegame today at 8 EST if anyone wants to play and streaming it - it's $1.65 entry, will have a $10 bounty on myself after reg closes

It's a good thing I don't care. My $3 hyper turbo MTT is back. Just joined, coffee isn't even ready yet, dude with 100% VPIP lost half his stack with AT < AQ < KK.

Same dude button raises 3x, I shove with A9 for most of his stack, and he calls with 97o.
You know for damn sure that A9 < 79.

$5 Jackpot (for $20) against regfish (Hat1ko): JJ < A5o

$5 Jackpot (for $10) against another regfish: T9 > 94 (I held...to win)

$5 Jackpot (for $30) against unknown (filthybluffzz):
I raised Kd8d, he defends, flop 2-4-5 (2 diamonds), I shove, he calls with Ad3s. I spike diamond and knock out the fake filthy.

Later, against
1st regfish (Hat1ko), I button raise Ad3d, he shoves AJ, I call. 2-3-J-3-Q

Maybe I do care, when I win and some of the ***** luck goes in my favor.

$5 Jackpot (for $20) against only Hat1ko:
I raise QJo to 50, he defends. K97
check-check
Turn: blank, he leads 50, I call
River: blank, he leads 100, I tank-call and MHIG.

Later, he limps button, I check Js2s.
Flop: 9sTsKx, I lead 60, he shoves for 400, I call. He shows AA (no spade). Spade on the turn and I win.


Total Profit: Back to about Even (maybe +$2) + Rakeback ($36 and counting)

Nope. 77% isn't good enough.

$5 Jackpot for $30
KK < 78 as we get it in on a 5-7-T flop with the 8 on the river.

Had a bad tilting weekend. Lost/Gave away/Got screwed out of most of my roll. Going to recommit to good play, BR management, and patience. Cashed in my Rakeback and ready to grind those $2 Jackpots, $1.65 SNGs, and $3.25 SNGs like I should.

If you haven't noticed.....

Starting on the 16th we're playing on PokerStars to try and raise money for Doctors Without Borders. Join us if you can.

Rick stunting my comeback.

haha, that one lasted forever, i swear each time you raised i had 37o and each time you folded I had KQ/TT/AJ type hands, it was crazy how long we just jam/folded for

hate seeing you the tables, literally the only "damn i'm seated with him" reg in the micro spin pool - so much that i end a session if i see you just a whole lot better spots and it's more of a "i got 20 min to play" situation so ending a little early doesn't really change much

I feel the exact same way. I know you're solid. There's a ton of luckboxes at that stake. After losing A8 to A6 to eliminate a dude, then AQ < KT (which crippled me), I asked a guy if he worked for ACR.

Since the recommit, I'm up $10. Down $40 overall.

Never had this happen before:

Deep in a $6 turbo 6-max on ACR, folds to my SB

I have 99 and jam 12 BB into 8 BB effective

big blind calls with AA and holds

the very next hand, it's folded to me on the button

I have 99 and jam my remaining 4 BB

big blind calls with AA and holds

finish 12th

Rigged!

My cousin has been playing in a small group on PokerBros. She's started winning some tourneys lately. She informed me yesterday that it was because she has figured out how to recognize the pattern of the bad beats. LOL.