Alright, well lets just go ahead and get this moving along.



The (estimated) 60k+ civilian deaths caused by the US army as a result of the Iraq War starting in 2003.

Source here.

This

Sleep 2am to 9am West coast Of ireland Time (WOT)

Entrant	Sleep	Fictional Villain	TV Platonic Duo	USA Act of Evil	Sporting Fail	Evil Company	Sports Uniform	De Niro Movie	Funny Cartoon Animal	Breakfast Cereal	Televised Poker Hand
--------	---	(Carl_Spackler)	(Nicholasp27)	(filthyvermin)	(eleanor60)	(eyebooger)	Priptonite	(xander biscuits)	(CrimsonFox)	(bolt2112)	(DonkDonkDonkDonk)
iraisetoomuch	12a-7a			Iraq War/60k deaths (1)
chuckleslovakian	4a-11a
JMurder3	1a-8a
rtspurs	9p-4a
insanity31	5a-12p
True North	9p-4a
PokerCrazy94	7a-2p
aaronk56	1a-8a
Eric	10p-5a
D1iabol1cal	9a-4p

60,000 deaths? That's like a Tuesday for the US

lolIraq

Funny Cartoon Animal:

I'll just go with the obvious first rounder here

Bugs Bunny

I think/hope Suq is taking over & will pick in this spot.

So i pick now right?

Yup.

Im going to pick from televised poker hands

Phone posting right now so i'll include the link when i get home

But i'll take tom dwan's bluff vs phil ivey on high stakes poker (98 vs a6)

Writeup to follow

Entrant	Sleep	Fictional Villain	TV Platonic Duo	USA Act of Evil	Sporting Fail	Evil Company	Sports Uniform	De Niro Movie	Funny Cartoon Animal	Breakfast Cereal	Televised Poker Hand
--------	---	(Carl_Spackler)	(Nicholasp27)	(filthyvermin)	(eleanor60)	(eyebooger)	Priptonite	(xander biscuits)	(CrimsonFox)	(bolt2112)	(DonkDonkDonkDonk)
iraisetoomuch	12a-7a			Iraq War/60k deaths (1)
chuckleslovakian	4a-11a								Bugs Bunny (1)
SuqAta8	1a-8a										Dwan Bluffs Ivey (1)
rtspurs	9p-4a
insanity31	5a-12p
True North	9p-4a
PokerCrazy94	7a-2p
aaronk56	1a-8a
Eric	10p-5a
D1iabol1cal	9a-4p

I'm happy to take by far the most evil company that has ever existed:

East India Company (EIC) or "The Company"

The Company basically colonised large parts of Asia over hundreds of years, drove cultures into the ground, ruled over India and other South Asian countries with an iron fist, facilitated multiple famines (killing over 100 million people in the process) with no relief, encouraged whole nations to be addicted to opiates, and were all round the worst of the worst for as long as they could be, all the while being backed by the British government.

Although similar in business plan [UNDRAFTED] was better at trading and monopolising the market than the EIC, but they are not comparable in the evil inflicted and colonising stakes.

Was hoping to take that myself, nice pick.

And I'm more than happy to get the #1 overall in the 5th spot:



Cinnamon
Toast
Crunch

I haven't had cereal in probably 2-3 years, but I'm sure I could kill a whole box tonight if I wanted. I'd normally do a more elaborate write up, but it's not needed for the best cereal that has been or ever will be made.

Oh good, I was hoping to pick before sleep time hit.

I’ll go ahead and grab the clear #1 De Niro movie...

The Godfather, Part II

Never heard of it (edit: The cereal that is)

Wasn't expecting it to be my pick so soon lol, got 6 hours right? Will probably need most of it sorry folks

i'll weep for you

I wont comment on the pick, except to say that I finished the last of a box of [redacted] after work last night and will be picking up a box of Cinammon Toast Crunch tomorrow morning.

Considering i'm from the UK and i'm choosing an American sports team just shows how awesome and iconic their uniform is

New York Yankees (the blue and white stripes one obv lol)

Not going to over think this draft.

Darth Vader

I just went to the store and purchased a box of Cinammon Toast Crunch. And then I poured a bowl and ate it with whole milk. And I drank the cereal milk when I was done.

I also purchased boxes of [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted] while I was at the store, so if anyone wants to pick those cereals I'll appreciate it.

Just a general request. Please PM the person behind you after you pick.

Thanks!

After listening to a podcast about this company, I am convinced it is evil.

Monsanto

Eg. If your plants are accidentally pollinated by Monsanto's patented plants, you are screwed out of a lot of money, because your new seeds essentially belong to Monsanto. Then there is all their chemical shut and Nazi connections.

Entrant	Sleep	Fictional Villain	TV Platonic Duo	USA Act of Evil	Sporting Fail	Evil Company	Sports Uniform	De Niro Movie	Funny Cartoon Animal	Breakfast Cereal	Televised Poker Hand
--------	---	(Carl_Spackler)	(Nicholasp27)	(filthyvermin)	(eleanor60)	(eyebooger)	Priptonite	(xander biscuits)	(CrimsonFox)	(bolt2112)	(DonkDonkDonkDonk)
iraisetoomuch	12a-7a			Iraq War/60k deaths (1)
chuckleslovakian	4a-11a								Bugs Bunny (1)
SuqAta8	1a-8a										Dwan Bluffs Ivey (1)
rtspurs	9p-4a					East India Company (1)
insanity31	5a-12p									Cinnamon Toast Crunch (1)
True North	9p-4a							The Godfather, Part II (1)
PokerCrazy94	7a-2p						New York Yankees (1)
aaronk56	1a-8a	Darth Vader (1)
Eric	10p-5a					Monsanto (1)
D1iabol1cal	9a-4p