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01-31-2019 , 10:05 PM
ron and leslie not really a duo at all...more part of an ensemble
likeable but meh no.
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01-31-2019 , 10:05 PM
My rankings for the big points this category:

10



Yoshie Take****a

Funny name for us, probably not for any non-English speakers. My friend's gf from Belgium only found out her name (Fanny) was funny when she introduced herself to people in Ireland.

Hard to rank this any higher with some great names picked in this category.


9



Harry Baals

I accept what you say about it being pronounced "Balls". I also accept at a stretch that the name could sound like "Hairy Balls", although not in my part of the world.

Still… not that ridiculous of a name. Certainly not as funny as some common (?) names like Ben Dover or Mike Hunt.


8




North West

Hilarious name. If you asked a bunch of comedians to name Kanye's child, this would be among the top choices.

This could easily be top 3 but it's hard to place using the vague criteria I have in my head. Suffers from having two of the biggest attention-seekers on the planet for parents.

It's probably less ridiculous than the names ranked above it though.



7



Moon Unit Zappa

Hard to separate this with the one just ranked above it. I wish my name was Moon Unit in certain circumstances.

Zappa is a fantastic surname by itself, so Moon Unit is unnecessarily over the top imo, and trying too hard to be different.



6



Moxie Crimefighter Jillette

Fantastic name.

Loses points for being a bit try-hard but when you live in showbiz then maybe it's fine.

Also loses some points for not being the famous person themself, just the offspring.



5

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HaHa Clinton-Dix

I don't know where these hyphenated names like Ha'Sean originated or why they are popular in some demographics, but I love the idea of this guy living his whole life as "HaHa".

Dix is a bonus but he might have won the category outright if his full name was just "HaHa Dix".



4

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Abcde

I had read a news article about this poor little girl before this draft.

I don't feel sorry for her because an airline worker laughed and took a picture of her name for social media; I feel sorry for her because she clearly has parents who are incapable of giving their child a fair crack at life.

I also remember reading that Abcde is not a unique name, with more than 300 young girls being given this affliction in the US alone.

It's like when you hear the most common passwords are 12345 or "password", you have to wonder who is this lazy and/or dumb.

On the plus side, it is apparently pronounced "Ab City" which would be a badass nickname... For a man.



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Rusty Kuntz

Great name.

Solid, wholesome, believable name.

The type of name that someone could go through half their life without realising they have an absurdly ridiculous name.



2

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Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr.

What a fantastic name.

This guy was one of the inspirations for this category choice, along with French footballer Rod Fanni and athlete Gaylord Silly.

Below is a quiz question I wrote recently:




I love that he has a son coming through in the sport called Wonderful Terrific Monds III, it shows that his name was never a hindrance to his life and one that he embraces in all of it's glory.

For some reason that reminded me of George Foreman, who tried to name all of his children George Foreman.



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Metta World Peace

Never heard of this guy, before or after the name change, but I have to give it to him… hands down the most ridiculous name.

I admire his passion.

I'm also curious if his kids surname is now World Peace?
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01-31-2019 , 10:06 PM
penn and teller's success has ALWAYS been on TV. Through MANY appearances on David Letterman andc countless TV specials they made their careers on it. Totally love how ootb that pick was and the duo is top tier
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01-31-2019 , 10:09 PM
Ridiculous names final ranks:

 chucklesinsanityTrue NorthJM3spursTotalRankDrafter
Rusty Kuntz (10)62018832841Carl_Spackler
Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr. (6)161212736832bolt2112
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette (7)1816141020783CrimsonFox
Metta World Peace (8)8416240704DonkDonkDonkDonk
Harry Baals (7)4182098595Nicholasp27
Moon Unit Zappa (7)141410516595Priptonite
Abcde (3)2022128537filthyvermin
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (3)1266324518eyebooger
North West (5)10104612429xander biscuits
Yoshie Take****a (9)288442610eleanor60
 11011011055220   


Top tier last round pick from Carl there
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01-31-2019 , 10:13 PM
nice, nice
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01-31-2019 , 10:13 PM
kramden and norton suffered because that was a totally abusive relationship in almost every way. I can't say how platonic it was. tom & jerry too. When they were friends they were near unwatchable
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01-31-2019 , 10:14 PM
nice bronze for moxie she's so cute

i do agree it was tryhard.

But i think that of all these stupid names really
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01-31-2019 , 10:15 PM
eleanor really took a **** on that category amirite?
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01-31-2019 , 10:16 PM
Jim and Dwight
Troy and Abed
Ted and Marshall

Woulda been my top duos off the top of my head
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01-31-2019 , 10:16 PM


I'd like to say this that xander biscuits was robbed.
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01-31-2019 , 10:17 PM
TROY AND ABED! NICE!
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01-31-2019 , 10:17 PM
Taking a stab at making a leaderboard here, bear with me.
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01-31-2019 , 10:18 PM
spurs is in first place followed by spurs with spurs rounding out the podium! next category!
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01-31-2019 , 10:20 PM
EntrantOverallOverallVarianceVillian TV Duo Acts of Evil Sport Fail Companies Uniforms De Niro Cartoon Animals Cereal Poker Hand 
--------Expected ScoreActual Score (Carl)Actual Score(Nich)Actual Score(Filthy)Actual Score(Eleanor)Actual Score(Eye)Actual Score(Prip)Actual Score(Xander)Actual Score(Crimson)Actual Score(Bolt)Actual Score(Donk)Actual Score
iraisetoomuch1431632066767787110 44 55 22 11 99 88 66 
chuckleslovakian99111121121889099 55 44 22 77 110 11 66 
SuqAta86665-15526113977 44 33 22 66 88 99 110 
rtspurs9910455557444777 22 110 11 99 88 66 33 
insanity31143120-234469995122 88 66 33 77 11 110 55 
True North9910894462554699 88 11 33 110 77 66 22 
PokerCrazy9488125376657226811 77 33 110 55 88 44 99 
aaronk56198108-9011071883733 22 44 55 99 77 66 11 
Eric12113092266996455 33 110 77 88 44 66 11 
D1iabol1cal187176-11110100777644 33 88 55 99 11 22 66 
 12431210-3358360566060562705060594044007810693063805390
EntrantOverallOverall Kitchen Item 1986 Movie Holiday Gift Names Meats Pro Sports World Cup Photos Pie #1 Song 
--------Expected ScoreActual Score (irtm)Actual Score(Chuck)Actual Score(SuqAta8)Actual Score(rtspurs)Actual Score(Insanity)Actual Score(True North)Actual Score(Poker)Actual Score(aaronk56)Actual Score(Eric)Actual Score(D1iabol1cal)Actual Score
Carl_Spackler661346899 555022 118477 110 44 66 33 88 
Nicholasp271211442399 778555 445966 22 110 11 88 33 
filthyvermin13291-4199 443822 885366 77 11 110 55 33 
eleanor6013276-5699 1105055 222666 44 77 88 11 33 
eyebooger9966-3399 111544 885166 55 110 33 77 22 
Priptonite1321552399 889633 445922 110 66 11 77 55 
xander biscuits143106-3755 776444 6642110 33 99 88 11 22 
CrimsonFox132137555 885977 447899 33 11 110 66 22 
bolt2112165154-1111 1107199 558388 44 77 22 33 66 
DonkDonkDonkDonk1101473799 777711 337022 44 88 110 55 66 
 12321210-228140737605462049560568205720693064905060440 

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01-31-2019 , 10:23 PM
Way too big table that shows how people are doing compared to their expectation.

Currently Carl doing the best, beating expectation by 68 points, and aaronk falling well behind, 90 points behind.
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01-31-2019 , 10:23 PM
Ok, let's see how this looks....

RankTotalEntrantFictional VillainPtsTV Platonic DuoPtsUSA Act of EvilPtsSporting FailPtsEvil CompanyPtsSports UniformPtsDe Niro MoviePtsFunny Cartoon AnimalPtsBreakfast CerealPtsTelevised Poker HandPts
1176D1iabol1calHannibal Lecter (1)100Mulder and Scully (4)76Japanese internment (7) World’s worst hurdler*(8) Nestle (3) San Diego Chargers Powder Blues (6) Goodfellas (2) Wile E. Coyote (10) Reese's Puffs (9) Farha vs Gold AA vs KK*(5) 
2163iraisetoomuchThe Joker (5)76Kirk and Spock (4)87Iraq War/60k deaths (1) UMBC beats UVA (7) DuPont (6) UNC-CH Alternate Away Jerseys Once Upon a Time in America (10) Brian Griffin (2) Honey Nut Cheerios (3) Know your Opponents Hand*(5) 
3130EricHans Gruber (9)66The Odd Couple (2)649/11 was a false flag (6) Scott Norwood(8) Monsanto (1) Canadiens (4) Midnight Run (3) Rover Dangerfield (7) Cap’n Crunch (5) Tony G*(10) 
4125PokerCrazy94Voldemort (5)57Penn and Teller (9)68Their gun laws (10) Karius vs Real Madrid (4) BP (8) New York Yankees (1) Untouchables (6) Patrick Star (3) Cookie Crisp (7) Henry Tran v Alcober(2) 
5120insanity31Al Swearengen (7)69Walt and Jesse (Breaking Bad) (2)51Black Friday (Poker) (9) Jean van de Velde(3) Philip Morris International (5) Oregon "Mascot" Alternates (8) The Deer Hunter (4) Dr. Zoidberg (10) Cinnamon Toast Crunch (1) Kitai call vs Chen*(6) 
6111chuckleslovakianThanos (10)21Ron and Leslie (Parks and Rec) (3)90Slavery (2) Darius Washington Jr. misses FTs*(6) The Trump Organization (7) Harlem Globetrotters (9) Brazil (4) Bugs Bunny (1) Fruity Pebbles (10) Phil Ivey vs Paul Jackson*(5) 
7108True NorthMarlo Stanfield (The Wire) (7)62Bert and Ernie (6)46Native American genocide (2) Bill Buckner(3) Bayer New Zealand All Blacks (8) The Godfather, Part II (1) Daffy Duck (4) Frosted Flakes (5) Phil Hellmuth vs. Ernest Wiggins*(9) 
7108aaronk56Darth Vader (1)71Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton (3)37Vietnam War (8) Yankees blow 3-0 lead in 2004 ALCS (9) Halliburton (7) Red White and Blue (6) Taxi Driver (2) Garfield (4) Froot Loops (5) Moneymaker Effect(10) 
9104rtspursCount Dracula (6)57Tom and Jerry (7)47Support of Israel (4) Tyson Fury uppercuts himself*(9) East India Company (1) Brasil Volleyball (10) Raging Bull (2) Scooby Doo (3) Crunchy Nut (5) Jarvis vs. Mizrachi*(8) 
1065SuqAta8Agent Smith (6)26Key and Peele (10)39Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments (4) Randy Johnson killing bird(7) Facebook (8) San Jose Sharks (9) Meet The Parents (5) Bojack Horseman (3) Golden Grahams (2) Dwan Bluffs Ivey*(1) 

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01-31-2019 , 10:24 PM
diab in front already
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01-31-2019 , 10:24 PM
When I was in the grocery business, there was a guy at the head office whose name was Michael Cock. We would get faxes from him sometimes. I think he worked in promotions or accounting.
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01-31-2019 , 10:25 PM
RankTotalEntrantUseful Kitchen ItemPts1986 MoviePtsHoliday GiftPtsRidiculous NamePtsMeat/SeafoodPtsWorst Pro Sports FranchisePtsWorld Cup Football PlayerPtsIconic PhotographPtsPiePts#1 SongPts
1155PriptoniteFrying Pan (2) Aliens (3)96Special Sexytime (8) Moon Unit Zappa (7)59Steak Tartare (9) Detroit Lions (1) Beckenbauer (5) Marilyn Monroe*(10) Meat (4) In Da Club - 50 Cent (6) 
1155DonkDonkDonkDonkChef's Knife (2) Stand By Me (4)77Pet (10) Metta World Peace (8)78Chicken Wings (9) Minnesota Timberwolves (7) Zidane (3) Tank Man*(1) Pecan (6) Crazy In Love - Beyonce f. Jay-Z (5) 
3154bolt2112Coffee Maker (10) Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1)71Straight Cash Homie (2) Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr. (6)83Porterhouse (3) Buffalo Bills (7) Klose (4) Mansfield/Loren*(9) Chocolate Silk (8) Hey Ya - Outkast (5) 
4144Nicholasp27Range (2) Platoon (4)85Car (6) Harry Baals (7)59Cheeseburger (5) Montreal Expos (9) Pele (1) Abbey Road*(10) Apple (3) Not Afraid - Eminem*(8) 
5137CrimsonFoxMicrowave (6) Big Trouble in Little China (3)59Gift Cards (4) Moxie Crimefighter Jillette (7)78Bacon (2) Cleveland Indians (8) Neymar (10 Vietnam War*(1) Cherry (5) Happy - Pharell Williams*(9) 
6134Carl_SpacklerRefrigerator (2) The Fly (6)50Alcoholic beverages (9) Rusty Kuntz (10)84Lobster (4) Cleveland Browns (1) Garrincha (7) Lunch Atop a Skyscraper (5) Chicken Pot Pie (8) Lose Yourself - Eminem (3) 
7106xander biscuitsTongs (6) Blue Velvet (4)64Concert tickets (7) North West (5)42Ribeye Steaks (1) LA Clippers (8) Ronaldo (Brazil) (2) The Kiss (3) Mississippi Mud (10) Smooth - Santana feat. Rob Thomas*(9) 
891filthyverminKitchen Slave (2) Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home (7)38Dream home (9) Abcde (3)53Crab Legs (5) Washington Generals (4) Taylor Swift (10) Woman Falling From Fire Escape*(1) Banana Cream (6) Somebody That I Used to Know - Gotye*(8) 
976eleanor60Kitchen Sink (2) Top Gun (1)50A holiday (6) Yoshie Take****a (9)26Shrimp (5) Sacramento Kings (7) Matthäus (4) The Terror of War (3) Key Lime (10) I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas*(8) 
1066eyeboogerDishwasher (2) Castle In the Sky (10)15Dinner at a nice restaurant (7) Ha Ha Clinton-Dix (3)51Fried Chicken (5) Toronto Maple Leafs (6) Maradona (1) Pale Blue Dot*(8) Chocolate Peanut Butter (4) Uptown Funk! - Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars*(9) 
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01-31-2019 , 10:26 PM
Who determined expected score?
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01-31-2019 , 10:26 PM
holy crap tie!!!!!!!!!!
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01-31-2019 , 10:27 PM
platoon so damn boring
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01-31-2019 , 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicholasp27
Who determined expected score?
Based on round you selected it in.
In theory your 1st round should get 110 points (best pick in the category).
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01-31-2019 , 10:31 PM
I think I'll just do one more round tonight and I'll be much more prepared tomorrow to have a better reveal flow...

any requests? A or B?
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01-31-2019 , 10:31 PM
Ok cool


I’ve never seen platoon but I know it’s a favorite from that year so was a strategic pick
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