Funny name for us, probably not for any non-English speakers. My friend's gf from Belgium only found out her name (Fanny) was funny when she introduced herself to people in Ireland.
Hard to rank this any higher with some great names picked in this category.
9
Harry Baals
I accept what you say about it being pronounced "Balls". I also accept at a stretch that the name could sound like "Hairy Balls", although not in my part of the world.
Still… not that ridiculous of a name. Certainly not as funny as some common (?) names like Ben Dover or Mike Hunt.
8
North West
Hilarious name. If you asked a bunch of comedians to name Kanye's child, this would be among the top choices.
This could easily be top 3 but it's hard to place using the vague criteria I have in my head. Suffers from having two of the biggest attention-seekers on the planet for parents.
It's probably less ridiculous than the names ranked above it though.
7
Moon Unit Zappa
Hard to separate this with the one just ranked above it. I wish my name was Moon Unit in certain circumstances.
Zappa is a fantastic surname by itself, so Moon Unit is unnecessarily over the top imo, and trying too hard to be different.
6
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
Fantastic name.
Loses points for being a bit try-hard but when you live in showbiz then maybe it's fine.
Also loses some points for not being the famous person themself, just the offspring.
5
Spoiler:
HaHa Clinton-Dix
I don't know where these hyphenated names like Ha'Sean originated or why they are popular in some demographics, but I love the idea of this guy living his whole life as "HaHa".
Dix is a bonus but he might have won the category outright if his full name was just "HaHa Dix".
4
Spoiler:
Abcde
I had read a news article about this poor little girl before this draft.
I don't feel sorry for her because an airline worker laughed and took a picture of her name for social media; I feel sorry for her because she clearly has parents who are incapable of giving their child a fair crack at life.
I also remember reading that Abcde is not a unique name, with more than 300 young girls being given this affliction in the US alone.
It's like when you hear the most common passwords are 12345 or "password", you have to wonder who is this lazy and/or dumb.
On the plus side, it is apparently pronounced "Ab City" which would be a badass nickname... For a man.
3
Spoiler:
Rusty Kuntz
Great name.
Solid, wholesome, believable name.
The type of name that someone could go through half their life without realising they have an absurdly ridiculous name.
2
Spoiler:
Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr.
What a fantastic name.
This guy was one of the inspirations for this category choice, along with French footballer Rod Fanni and athlete Gaylord Silly.
Below is a quiz question I wrote recently:
I love that he has a son coming through in the sport called Wonderful Terrific Monds III, it shows that his name was never a hindrance to his life and one that he embraces in all of it's glory.
For some reason that reminded me of George Foreman, who tried to name all of his children George Foreman.
1
Spoiler:
Metta World Peace
Never heard of this guy, before or after the name change, but I have to give it to him… hands down the most ridiculous name.
I admire his passion.
I'm also curious if his kids surname is now World Peace?
penn and teller's success has ALWAYS been on TV. Through MANY appearances on David Letterman andc countless TV specials they made their careers on it. Totally love how ootb that pick was and the duo is top tier
kramden and norton suffered because that was a totally abusive relationship in almost every way. I can't say how platonic it was. tom & jerry too. When they were friends they were near unwatchable
When I was in the grocery business, there was a guy at the head office whose name was Michael Cock. We would get faxes from him sometimes. I think he worked in promotions or accounting.