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09-28-2013 , 02:46 PM
That sounds brutal. Glad you didn't get hurt.
09-28-2013 , 02:48 PM
Filthy, enjoy.

09-28-2013 , 02:50 PM
lol
09-28-2013 , 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
Yeah except my horse tried to kill me and it was pretty much entirely my fault. I wasn't an experienced enough rider to be using my friend's horse. My friend's horse was a 6yo mustang that had previously been wild, caught, and broken. It was an unreliable and untrustworthy horse, and I used him anyway on a pitch black desert night for a ride with a different friend.

I spooked him when I tried to light a smoke while on his back and a spark fell from it and the horse saw it in its peripheral vision, started bucking, I couldn't regain control. He then took me for an absolutely panicked and blind 1.5 mile run over rocky ground back to his coral. I jumped off when he slowed enough for me to tuck and roll, and never got on another horse again.

Hifi didn't do anything wrong, from what I understand. It was the horses fault. I can't say the same :/
Ah, so the horse didn't try to kill you, it was just being a horse. Makes sense (and I knew what you meant), because horses are almost always mild-mannered. Just ridiculously skittish.

My friend had a horse that actually did try to hurt her, at least. She (the horse ldo) would rear up under overhanging branches, slam against treetrunks, and at least once jumped on its back and rolled. (She got out of the way.) I watched it a couple of times; scary stuff. She worked with that horse for three years, but eventually had to put her down.

Btw, I hope you realize the lesson of your horse story is that smoking is bad. How's that going, btw?
09-28-2013 , 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
This one event with the spark was extremely unfortunate. I remember yelling at my friend that the horse was losing his ****, and my friend yelling back at me 'get control, get control!'. I tried but it just freaked the horse out more and made him try to buck me off, so I ended up giving him the reins, and I leaned down and held his mane with my fists. He ran and tears were coming out of my eyes and streaming straight back into my hair. They'd clocked this horse at something close to the speed of a jetski and I was certain if I fell, I'd be very seriously injured. It was horrible.
Almost certainly your best move at that point. Well done.
09-28-2013 , 03:07 PM
Congratulations to pwns for having his DUI charges dropped.

Cool song, TBob.

peanuts >>> pretzels

Aggies >>>> Razorbacks
09-28-2013 , 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by atakdog
Ah, so the horse didn't try to kill you, it was just being a horse. Makes sense (and I knew what you meant), because horses are almost always mild-mannered. Just ridiculously skittish.
The signs were all there for me to avoid this horse, I can't remember what the reason was for me riding him that night. There were other horses (obv) but for some reason I rode this one..

This was the same horse that I'd seen go bat**** trying to walk across the parking lot at night bc of the white painted lines. Wtf..

(Tbf, we were not supposed to be in that part of the park on horseback but the orchard and reservoir were elite)


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Btw, I hope you realize the lesson of your horse story is that smoking is bad. How's that going, btw?
This was an herbal smoke though! I still do this, btw, but tobacco has left the building.
09-28-2013 , 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
The signs were all there for me to avoid this horse, I can't remember what the reason was for me riding him that night. There were other horses (obv) but for some reason I rode this one..

This was the same horse that I'd seen go bat**** trying to walk across the parking lot at night bc of the white painted lines. Wtf..




This was an herbal smoke though! I still do this, btw, but tobacco has left the building.
nice work quitting
09-28-2013 , 03:19 PM
Good work on quitting. So tough for a lot of people. I don't think ill ever give up the occasional cig but the multiples per day was a pretty crappy time
09-28-2013 , 03:19 PM
hahahaha!! omg! i was actually crying from laughing so hard! FANTASTIC song! that song was totally worth me not killing myself.

thanks tbob! i'm gonna feel good all day from that song!
09-28-2013 , 03:20 PM
09-28-2013 , 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by filthyvermin
hahahaha!! omg! i was actually crying from laughing so hard! FANTASTIC song! that song was totally worth me not killing myself.

thanks tbob! i'm gonna feel good all day from that song!


I hope you caught the "...sleeping on the cold hard ground" part. I tried to make the lyrics convey how I originally felt like I didn't like you and then realized I was dumb.
09-28-2013 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
This was an herbal smoke though! I still do this, btw, but tobacco has left the building.
Good girl.
09-28-2013 , 03:29 PM
yea that part about us both sleeping on the cold hard ground made me laugh the hardest. i listened to the song a few times. the first time i was trying to hear all the lyrics, but i was laughing too hard to hear them all.

but i got it. the song is hilarious, and a little touching too
09-28-2013 , 03:32 PM
this is the scene i'm rehearsing today and tomorrow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwQ0IL2_UIQ
09-28-2013 , 03:37 PM
i'm gonna ride my bike to whole foods now and sing tbob's song while i ride. once upon a pub, a few pages ago... hahaha!
09-28-2013 , 03:37 PM
new BBC/America major fantasy series for the winter series, Atlantis. Never have I seen a show go from zero to laughable quite so swiftly. Inside of 5 minutes.
09-28-2013 , 03:39 PM
i had you on ignore, then there was a quote... hahahaha!! sooo good!
09-28-2013 , 03:42 PM
note by laughable, i don't mean funny.
09-28-2013 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by kokiri
new BBC/America major fantasy series for the winter series, Atlantis. Never have I seen a show go from zero to laughable quite so swiftly. Inside of 5 minutes.
Please bitch, it was laughable from the trailer alone.
09-28-2013 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by filthyvermin
i had you on ignore, then there was a quote... hahahaha!! sooo good!


I'm glad you like the song, I'm sorry it took so long to do!
09-28-2013 , 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
Please bitch, it was laughable from the trailer alone.
didn't see it.
09-28-2013 , 04:15 PM
high carnage mishmash needs people to take shats and get shat

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/59...15/index3.html
09-28-2013 , 07:32 PM
atlantis obv no orphan black
09-28-2013 , 08:00 PM
Where does mork and mindy rank

      
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