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10-23-2018 , 02:07 PM

#376

iversonian

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,441

At least he had skin in the game.

10-23-2018 , 02:25 PM

#377

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

whatever. i'll just ship the lottery today.

i wonder what taylor swift is doing next week

10-23-2018 , 03:23 PM

#378

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 65,634

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

I like how pwns uses the Pub to learn about all the curious habits that normal people indulge in.

So these are normal people you say?

10-23-2018 , 03:24 PM

#379

XXsooted

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,335

Let's play some WW!

10-23-2018 , 03:25 PM

#380

iraisetoomuch

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 37,494

If you win the lottery with a friend because you bought the tickets together, how do distribute the winnings? Does it just get distributed to 1 person and you just have to hope your friends pays you? I can't imagine the awkwardness there if anything went weird..

You've gotta think that half the jackpot is enough that many people would say FU to their friend and just keep the money.

10-23-2018 , 03:27 PM

#381

XXsooted

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 32,335

Ppl have killed for less

10-23-2018 , 03:28 PM

#382

eyebooger

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 58,708

Quote:

Originally Posted by iraisetoomuch

If you win the lottery with a friend because you bought the tickets together, how do distribute the winnings? Does it just get distributed to 1 person and you just have to hope your friends pays you? I can't imagine the awkwardness there if anything went weird..

You've gotta think that half the jackpot is enough that many people would say FU to their friend and just keep the money.

When we had a work pool, we all signed a piece of paper saying that we bought in. A copy of this and the tickets was sent to everyone.

10-23-2018 , 03:30 PM

#383

iraisetoomuch

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 37,494

I got a lot of money from my friends, bought a lot of tickets, and sent out nothing.
Just saying. But I also have the worst luck in drawings...

Spoiler:

10-23-2018 , 03:39 PM

#384

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

it looks like they sell them at the casino sweet! if i can buy them with my player points that could get crazy. i have about $2000 in player's points

i'd have about 1 in 300,000 chance of winning. if i did it every day for a thousand years, i'd probably win one time.

now i just have to figure out how to buy them. mark said "pick your numbers" but i don't know how to do that

10-23-2018 , 04:45 PM

#385

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

i think im too tired to go get my 1.6 billion

im gonna try to take a nap

10-23-2018 , 05:11 PM

#386

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,419

Quote:

Originally Posted by iraisetoomuch

If you win the lottery with a friend because you bought the tickets together, how do distribute the winnings? Does it just get distributed to 1 person and you just have to hope your friends pays you? I can't imagine the awkwardness there if anything went weird..

You've gotta think that half the jackpot is enough that many people would say FU to their friend and just keep the money.

Yep, if your serious about it, get photocopies, sign a contract, etc

10-23-2018 , 05:27 PM

#387

Kaze13

call me jeff

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 38,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

it looks like they sell them at the casino sweet! if i can buy them with my player points that could get crazy. i have about $2000 in player's points

i'd have about 1 in 300,000 chance of winning. if i did it every day for a thousand years, i'd probably win one time.

now i just have to figure out how to buy them. mark said "pick your numbers" but i don't know how to do that

Just get a "Quick Pick". They randomly generate your numbers for you. Probably 90% of people do this and the other 10% are the olds who play every single day who actually pick numbers. Maybe also the extreme gullibles who buy books on how to win the lottery.

10-23-2018 , 05:29 PM

#388

Kaze13

call me jeff

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 38,424

Also, on the off chance you do win something substantial, check to see if you can claim the prize anonymously in your state. There was a long drawn out court case going on about a lady who won millions, signed her ticket asap, then found out she could only claim anonymously if she hadn't signed it herself and instead set up an anonymous trust first, then signed it to the trust fund.

IDK what ever came of that, but yeah, remain anonymous if possible.

10-23-2018 , 05:39 PM

#389

filthyvermin

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

good advice!

but i have a feeling people might be suspicious when they see me riding around on my diamond palanquin carried by taylor swift and the victoria secret angels

10-23-2018 , 06:43 PM

#390

filthyvermin

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

if the usual lotto prize was 10 million and all of a sudden today it was 200 million, we'd probably be all excited about it and talking about. but the usual prize is 200 million so we don't give a **** when the prize is only like 400 million. who cares *yawn*

10-23-2018 , 06:52 PM

#391

Booker Wolfbox

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Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,654

But if you won you could buy Tahiti! As in pay cash for it and have enough left over to fly in Tswizzle

10-23-2018 , 07:03 PM

#392

filthyvermin

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

jeff bezos has 100x the prize

jfc what a villain

10-23-2018 , 08:02 PM

#393

iraisetoomuch

banned

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 37,494

Im. So sorry for your loss filthy.

10-23-2018 , 08:07 PM

#394

Eric

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 13,866

Just imagine the hit song that will follow the divorce.

10-23-2018 , 08:21 PM

#395

filthyvermin

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

im over that *****

10-23-2018 , 11:08 PM

#396

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

did the drawing already happen? i can't figure it out

10-23-2018 , 11:15 PM

#397

eyebooger

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 58,708

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1054932536579641344

10-23-2018 , 11:15 PM

#398

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,419

It did.

You didn't win

10-23-2018 , 11:23 PM

#399

filthyvermin

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,144

*sigh*

i got 2 numbers out of 36

10-24-2018 , 12:14 AM

#400

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,215

You were so close!

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