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Old 10-20-2018, 12:08 PM   #326
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

I can't name the baby until I see a pic, ldo
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Old 10-20-2018, 12:37 PM   #327
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

Meanwhile, in the land of "customer service? what's that?" someone forgot to put my luggage on the aircraft, and then I spent 24 hours refreshing a page which seemed unable to tell me anything more detailed than either "your suitcase isn't here" or "your suitcase is here," except that those two stages were instead labeled "the search continues" and "delivery process initiated" with no explanation that those labels weren't actually accurate.
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Old 10-20-2018, 12:37 PM   #328
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

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Grats Carl.Dunno. Carl had a baby in the time it took your box to get there.
This is true. We arrived at the hospital and the wife was already fully dilated.

Actual baby-having process proper took less than 5 minutes.
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Old 10-20-2018, 12:59 PM   #329
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

carl's baby is already a favorite to beat me in sheep
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:05 PM   #330
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

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*bursts into dark pub with box of cigars. Regulars squint into the light.

It's a boy! Mrs Spackler and I had our second child yesterday. Everyone is happy and healthy.
congrats Carl..!!!
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:06 PM   #331
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*bursts into dark pub with box of cigars. Regulars squint into the light.

It's a boy! Mrs Spackler and I had our second child yesterday. Everyone is happy and healthy.
Congratulations, Spackler clan!

Now shut the damn door.
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:13 PM   #332
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carl's baby is already a favorite to beat me in sheep
Ahh, but does Carl's Jr have the subtlety for heep or peehs?

Speaking of which ...
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:16 PM   #333
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8 stops

Why is this ******* going so slow..
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Omg its so close, now its in the neighborhood across the street.. I could just walk to it
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6 stops away
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Ughhhhh its at the middle school, this is gonna take a hot minute I'm sure
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4 stops away!! COME ON!!!
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Now its just derping around in my neighborhood, come ON idiot
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2 stops away!!! Its the next street over!
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Omgomgomgomg its like 4 houses down
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Noooooo it turned again down the windy side street
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Its coming back!
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Its stopping at my neighbor's house

Mother****er
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OMG I'm NEXT! I'm going outside to wait in the yard
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ITS HERE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've dispatched the man to intercept, this is amazing

Do you track Santa like this on Christmas eve?
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:23 PM   #334
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

Today is the 45th anniversary of Nixon's famous Saturday Night Massacre when he fired a bunch of incompetent types who worked for him. Good times.

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*bursts into dark pub with box of cigars. Regulars squint into the light.

It's a boy! Mrs Spackler and I had our second child yesterday. Everyone is happy and healthy.
Congrats, Carl!
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Old 10-20-2018, 01:38 PM   #335
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween



saw this, thought of xnerd

and congratulations Carl!
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Old 10-20-2018, 02:29 PM   #336
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*bursts into dark pub with box of cigars. Regulars squint into the light.

It's a boy! Mrs Spackler and I had our second child yesterday. Everyone is happy and healthy.
Congratulations!
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Old 10-20-2018, 02:34 PM   #337
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

Congrats Carl!
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Old 10-20-2018, 02:46 PM   #338
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Congrats Carl!
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Old 10-20-2018, 03:55 PM   #339
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Congrats Carl!
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Old 10-20-2018, 04:59 PM   #340
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

Congrats on the offspring, Spackler
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Old 10-20-2018, 05:14 PM   #341
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Old 10-22-2018, 04:42 AM   #342
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

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Ok, I've never seen this before, maybe its new?, but I just went to track my package on Amazon and it literally took me to a map showing me where the truck is and how many stops away it is.

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE PIZZA TRACKERS!!

And there's no way this is good for my health... I'm all hopped up on coffee f5ing this page now
I work for the software company behind the map -
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Old 10-22-2018, 04:42 AM   #343
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congrats Carl!
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Old 10-22-2018, 03:09 PM   #344
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https://www.sporcle.com/games/midnight_dreary/movies

11/16
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Old 10-22-2018, 07:00 PM   #345
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

8/16, only missed one that I could have gotten.
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Old 10-23-2018, 12:29 AM   #346
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

7/16

should have gotten 9
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Old 10-23-2018, 12:53 AM   #347
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

9/16
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Old 10-23-2018, 12:55 AM   #348
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

remember my tire was leaking....

i had to put air in it

sept 18th
sept 23rd
sept 29th
oct 6th

and now it seems to be healed all its own! the tire pressure light hasn't gone off since oct 6th!?
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Old 10-23-2018, 03:11 AM   #349
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Re: POG PUB October 2018 (LC;NSFW): RIP Halloween

is the lottery 1.6 billion tomorrow? jfc...

idk how to buy a ticket
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Old 10-23-2018, 03:23 AM   #350
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is the lottery 1.6 billion tomorrow? jfc...

idk how to buy a ticket
1. Walk to your local convenience store
2. Give them $2
3. Pick your numbers or have them give you a random set
4. They hand you a slip potentially worth 1.6 Billion dollars
5. Profit!
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