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10-09-2018 , 03:00 PM
not kidnapped. but maybe brainwashed. almost for sure drunk
10-09-2018 , 04:37 PM
i booked my trip for sf next week. its like going to hell. the only way i made myself do it was to treat myself with a trip to the 6k mattress store. that should be a major life upgrade.

a major life upgrade has to be worth 6k, right?

and they are offering free gift of $500 worth of bathrobe and towel with purchase. only til the 14th. but the girl said she'd still give it to me if i buy the bed next week.
10-09-2018 , 04:45 PM
plane ticket - $170
roundtrip lyft to lax - $100
roundtrip lyft to sfo - $90

flight time 90 minutes
lax car time 70 minutes x2
sfo car time 45 minutes x2

sleeping on the living room floor at my sister's house

family drama off the scale

sf tech trash gentrifiers off the scale

good food, good air, beautiful city, my niece, friends
10-09-2018 , 04:48 PM
...kidnaps niece

brings her back to LA

the plot to Neon Demon follows
10-10-2018 , 05:44 AM
-14k in my last 14 hours

i had QQ. totally ****faced drunk had JJ. flop KQJ. turn J

of course he snap lost it all to other players in the next two hands and went home.
10-10-2018 , 05:46 AM
I’ve been in Hawaii for 4 days.

Tonight I heard a small child say to his mother “lets stay here forever!”

And I said to myself, “yes..... yes.”

Goodbye mainland chumps
10-10-2018 , 05:48 AM
It’s less crowded than Vegas, there are even fewer rules, the strip clubs are fully nude, and Honolulu is a cruise port. I’m sold.
10-10-2018 , 05:49 AM
Let America burn, viva the Kingdom of Hawaii!!!
10-10-2018 , 05:50 AM
There’s food trucks ****ing everywhere and none of them are bad

YOU GUYS I CANNOT!!!
10-10-2018 , 05:55 AM
Good ****ing bye, never looking back
10-10-2018 , 02:03 PM
I didn't know they had strip clubs. Well I think there is one across from the army base.
10-10-2018 , 02:05 PM
My favorite thing I did in Hawaii was sit outside in the shade and read game of thrones. It was great.

Also the dress code is just wear whatever anywhere.
10-10-2018 , 02:21 PM
I missed 13 and 16-20

Ran out of time a bit
10-10-2018 , 02:26 PM
hawaii is paradise ldo.... but idk... i think i'd get bored living there.

food trucks there are great.

no casinos
10-10-2018 , 03:00 PM
Yeah no casinos, no beuno.
10-10-2018 , 04:32 PM
I had raw chicken from a food truck in Hawaii

Also on the subject of chickens and Hawaii, what's the deal with all the chickens roaming around the place?
10-10-2018 , 08:26 PM
Why were you ordering chicken from a food truck in Hawaii....

They have every kind of amazing seafood, weird local things to try, poke, Asian stuff I’ve never heard of, amazing desserts.

And you got chicken...

We need to talk, homie
10-10-2018 , 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xander biscuits
I had raw chicken from a food truck in Hawaii

Also on the subject of chickens and Hawaii, what's the deal with all the chickens roaming around the place?
I was in the Caribbean a few years ago and got a great picture of a chicken walking about outside a KFC.

Spoiler:
he was not there 15m later when we walked back by
10-10-2018 , 08:31 PM
I don’t think I’ve eaten chicken a single time here, not one bite of chicken
10-10-2018 , 08:37 PM
in his defense it was raw chicken. that is highly adventurous and idiotic
10-10-2018 , 08:40 PM
I don't often defend people on the internet. But when I do, I call them idiots.
10-10-2018 , 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by soah
I don't often defend people on the internet. But when I do, I call them idiots.
it's probably a decent defense coming from me.

if i said "so and so is really smart, and what's his name is an idiot" you'd be more inclined to go with what's his name
10-10-2018 , 10:16 PM
IMO Hawaii is too far from the east coast, similar or better experiences can be had in the Dominican or Turks and Caicos.

/humblebrag due to incentive trips
10-10-2018 , 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crossnerd
Why were you ordering chicken from a food truck in Hawaii....

They have every kind of amazing seafood, weird local things to try, poke, Asian stuff I’ve never heard of, amazing desserts.

And you got chicken...

We need to talk, homie
I ordered the rainbow sushi platter and along with all the seafood you might expect it came with some chicken which was seared on the outside and raw in the middle.

I've tried poke and moco loco and everything that Hawaii has to offer. I didn't just go to Hawaii, eat raw chicken once and then leave

      
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