Don't you try sweet talking me.

Perfect

A sincere thumb is rare. It is here.

It's overrated.

"The Prep" or "The Event"?

I haven't the slightest idea what's the prep or the event. Are opiates involved?

You can probably shove some up your ass during the prep

For you, it involves handcuffs and being told that you've been a very bad boy...

i had a colonoscopy. people are bitching about nothing. the night before you stop eating and drink a bunch of water or garotade with dulcolax/mirolax mixed in it. then you **** water out of your ass. so basically a normal tuesday for me.

the next morning you go in, get knocked out, and have people probe your ass. you wake up high on anesthesia and that's it

Are you sure you aren't confusing a colonoscopy with a tax audit?

Whole Foods was selling pre-peeled oranges, they got mocked mercilessly on Twitter and have now stopped. It's like the $6 asparagus water fiasco all over again!

One funny Twitter comment: If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them.

You have me on the wrong end of that relationship.

People's seeming obsession with giggling about colonoscopies has always seemed vaguely homophobic to me. I'm getting in the SJW pc spirit, baby.

Dole says been there done that. Available at Walmart.

Mark - what extra would the PC minecraft edition offer over the pocket version? And how well would it run on my cheapish non-gaming pc?

Tinned mandarins were a thing when I was a kid. Along with angel delight and who knows what else poison.

annie etc if you sleeping on kdot's untitled unmastered you need to get up on that **** its tracks from the past 2 years like this genius genius Colbert performance



levitate levitate levitate levitate

this ain't no future trap **** fam

YOU AINT GOT TO TELL ME THAT I'M THE ONE

Neither are a big deal.

Last day to enter PIG SHEEP

It depends on which PC edition you mean. There is Windows 10 Minecraft and Java Minecraft.

The Windows 10 Edition Minecraft is exactly the same as on the iPad. It has a few UI tweaks.

The PC Java version is a more mature product with extras here and there and it also has "The End". A final area (like the nether) where you battle a dragon as your final boss monster. This area recently got a big upgrade. It also now has 2 hands to hold things. you can have a sword in one hand and torches in your other. There are a couple more creatures too like horses.

The Java PC version also has a thousand user generated mod's for the game. Some add more monsters, weapons, blocks, boats, planes...
You want a feature added to minecraft? It's likely someone has already written it.

Given all the above, for the average player, the PC Java and pocket editions aren't all that different. Both play about the same.

It runs fine on low end PC's. You might have to back off the view distance.

Oh and for the time being, if you buy the PC Java version ($26), you also get the Windows 10 Edition ($10) for free.

Read the Minecraft Wiki for more features of the PC Java version.

As if I wasn't tilted enough my roomies parents used all the toilet paper on top of destroying the whole ****ing house without telling me.
RIP sanity

probably one of the backhandedest compliments I've ever seen!

I'm already drunk and I have to stay awake for 4 more hours to watch the McGregor fight.

my brother likes the underdog in that fight. i hope he's right!

Meh, can't really see McGregor losing, even after moving up two weight classes.

somebody get me into that pog facebook thingy

I'm back.