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06-21-2012 , 02:06 AM

#9251

younguns87

POG gonan POG

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 60,870

Quote:

Originally Posted by gder

i told a girl she had cooties. she actually had a terrible skin disease.

I thought "coodies" was code-word for STD's?

06-21-2012 , 02:07 AM

#9252

younguns87

POG gonan POG

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 60,870

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

pretty sure xnerd off the market

just cause there's a goalie..........

06-21-2012 , 02:07 AM

#9253

John Wayne

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,975

Quote:

Originally Posted by younguns87

I thought "coodies" was code-word for STD's?

cooties = lice

....gif

06-21-2012 , 02:07 AM

#9254

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

pretty sure xnerd off the market

He's jelly for attention.

Spoiler:

06-21-2012 , 02:08 AM

#9255

younguns87

POG gonan POG

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 60,870

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

He's jelly for attention.

Spoiler:

06-21-2012 , 02:09 AM

#9256

John Wayne

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,975

anyone going to the 2p2 party?

06-21-2012 , 02:09 AM

#9257

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

See, the first lesson of game is game respect game.

06-21-2012 , 02:10 AM

#9258

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Quote:

Originally Posted by younguns87

just cause there's a goalie..........

In this case, the goal magically closes anytime the opponent tries to score. The goalie doesn't even need to be around...

06-21-2012 , 02:12 AM

#9259

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Wayne

anyone going to the 2p2 party?

I'm going now but only for the free drink I've been promised.

If he doesn't do it now, I'm retaining Hoya to sue for breach of contract.

06-21-2012 , 02:12 AM

#9260

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

^{just a note that "goalie" usually refers to birth control, while "irrelevant faux obstacle" refers to boyfriends}

06-21-2012 , 02:13 AM

#9261

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

^{just a note that "goalie" usually refers to birth control, while "irrelevant faux obstacle" refers to boyfriends}

wtf with your weird men code for vaginas

06-21-2012 , 02:14 AM

#9262

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

I wish I could remember the little rhyme and hand tricks we used to do in elementary school to give ourselves "cootie shots" before recess with the boys... Those were the good ol' days..

It went like "________, _________, _________, _________. Now you got your Cootie shot!" But I can't remember what the four first words are or their corresponding gestures on the arm. Annoying.

06-21-2012 , 02:15 AM

#9263

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

not what I said

"pull the goalie" means your girlfriend faked you out by stopping the pill without telling you

the pill is the goalie, preventing pregnancy

06-21-2012 , 02:15 AM

#9264

captain binkles

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 46,792

Now somebody just needs to explain the offside rule

06-21-2012 , 02:16 AM

#9265

Henrik Sedin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,915

06-21-2012 , 02:17 AM

#9266

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Hoya, were you simply unable to identify this girl was crazy before sleeping with her, or did it not manifest itself until once you were deeper in?

06-21-2012 , 02:18 AM

#9267

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Also, if that pun gets no love, I'm ghana be pissed. ^^^^

06-21-2012 , 02:18 AM

#9268

Supine

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 16,122

lol deeper in

06-21-2012 , 02:18 AM

#9269

Supine

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 16,122

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

Also, if that pun gets no love, I'm ghana be pissed. ^^^^

I've got you covered

06-21-2012 , 02:18 AM

#9270

younguns87

POG gonan POG

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 60,870

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot. etc...

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

not what I said

"pull the goalie" means your girlfriend faked you out by stopping the pill without telling you

the pill is the goalie, preventing pregnancy

Goalie = Boyfriend/husband

06-21-2012 , 02:19 AM

#9271

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,572

Quote:

Originally Posted by younguns87

Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot. etc...

OMFG I LOVE YOU!!

06-21-2012 , 02:19 AM

#9272

TheDean1

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 35,900

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve Yzerman fan

I have no right to be emo but I really wished that most people who are close in my life right now would just **** right off

logical solution is to tell people who are close to your life right now to **** off

problem solved imo

06-21-2012 , 02:19 AM

#9273

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

First time there were no warning signs, so why not do it again.

Second time no warning signs, so why not do it again.

Third time a little weird.

Fourth time pretty possessive insanity immediately followed sex. Not acceptable.