me neither

except goldeneye

goldeneye

This is probably hard to explain but I got super into it recently to the point where it started to **** with my head and make me question existence in its entirety, and I think in the last week I have finally started to realize again it is only a theory and is very likely to be proven incorrect.

The virgin girl has a smoking hot body and I think the last one is fairly attractive

I like it when you do it in the pub

It's annoying as **** when you do it in ww

I don't even want to give you advice Systo but at least you can know the following is unbiased as we don't know each other:

Erin's from a sheltered upbringing with a very narrow view of life yet you're willing to fall in line with everything she demands and when you don't meet her expectations then you aren't good enough for her.

You are not 'the one', you are not the man she's been waiting all her life for, you could be anybody.

Anybody.

She's looking for a 'husband', she has an idealized version of what he should be and you're the closest approximation of that person that she's met since her last boyfriend and you've taken on the challenge of being that fictitious character.

You're young, you're allowed to make mistakes, you should glory in them. Treat this Orkneys debacle as a wake-up call, I think the relationship you're in is another confidence trick and you're conning each other. She's trying to turn you into her naive assessment of what a husband should be and you're trying to make her happy by pretending you can be whatever it is she needs.

Finish your degree, your music is a life-long love affair which is something that this woman is never going to be.

I have issues

I'll talk to VR when I have problems

the difference is problems have solutions

GoldenEye is the only FPS I have ever enjoyed.

what should I do instead?

just read everything and not post anything?

those are the only things I need

Consolidate your posts

How can people not love Half Life and Half Life 2?

I believe in 1 idea per post

and I'm a man of lots of small ideas

sun tzu is cool

vr is smart

You should read everything and then make one huge catchup post with all your reds and thoughts. And then everyone would bitch about you posting walls of texts and not interacting in 'real time'.

It's a win/win proposition.

I do that when I sub in because I read the thread before I post so I already know what I'm responding to

and people call me wolfy for "coming in with multiquotes"

I'd rather be warm and dumb

can you play me some music bro

Gillian Welch is my hypothetical sweetie pie. More her voice than her looks though.

taylor swift wishes she could write a song like "elvis presley blues"

I've listened to this far too many times in the last few days

+1

You're a class act JD.

Wow, no kidding. I feel like I should be writing a tl;dr post about my troubles right now.

one of his palanquin slaves has a limp