LOOK WHAT MY FLATMATE MADE ME

lol you look like a young child on christmas

BULBA

A. WTF is it?

B. Can you have ass sex with it?

bulbasar

I still have that face

damn that was a complete guess

well i knew it was a pokemon

always good to know the limits of one's pop culture savvy

A. A grass Pokemon called bulbasaur.

B. No but you can have pod or vine sex with it. No guarantees on pain level though, esp. if is not a willing mate.

BULBA-SAUURRRRRR!!!!!!

Wikipedia's featured pic of the day fits in with the last TOTP



lasers are cool.

Let's talk about Pokemon instead.

i need to hear this so i get of my arse and stop using the pos cheapest ass stuff i use. Also, my beard has gone mental in the last few weeks, i have to shave ludicrously often atm
i'm about to finish my 9th year in university :shame:

panicking and thinking you're dropping out is fine. Currently doing it atm. Dropping out is less good.

1) dress sexy, know that all the straight men around you just lost 5% of their score, 25% if it's a science exam, 2) consider pushing people down the stairs of the exam hall, it's a battle baby, if they do worse, you do relatively better, 3) idiot spot in the exam hall - there are always people you can look at and go 'well i'm gonna do better than him'

systo sex is not interesting. And the ass sex chat is borderline over the line imo

If you don't know what the toy is then I don't want to have sex with you

I have no idea what this means, pokemons are made out of grass?

nah, Pokemon are boring

I'm still miffed at you anyway.

haha i think it's funny that tucker max reminds you of me.

sex life is a very substantial + relevant part of any relationship, and as TL + bigger noted it's funner to discuss than the emotional baggage, etc.

why hello there

duh

he's got a bulb on his back!

He's super effective against water, and really bad against fire

TL, long hair is a good look on you

never cut it short ever again. NEVER!!!

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bulbasaur was my first pokemon. when i beat the elite four for the first time all i used was struggle with venusaur against gary ****in oak

Sorry TL but lol panic attacks.

On the other hand, yay bulbasaur!

Overall you're coming out ahead.