Good thing you don't have a dog

or kids!

or a job

Filthy, do you have any plants?

i don't have:

plants
chairs
couch
tv
rug
knives
health insurance

Do you have?

A microwave
A dresser
Pictures of family
Anything on the walls
A clock
A screwdriver (or any tools)
A candle
A flashlight
vacuum cleaner
mop
dishes/utensils
Toilet bowl brush
Shaving cream
shampoo
hand soap
dish soap
A trash can

A microwave....... yes, but only because one came with the apartment

A dresser...... lol no

Pictures of family....... no

Anything on the walls.... only a painting i did of usa flag that says "f*ck you"

A clock........ only the one on the stove/microwave that came with the apt

A screwdriver (or any tools)... only a screwdriver that 9 year old niece made me get last month

A candle......... a few scented candles

A flashlight....... no

vacuum cleaner...... no

mop..... no, but i use an old t-shirt and kind of ice skate around the floor on it

dishes/utensils...... just barely

Toilet bowl brush...... y es


Shaving cream........ no


shampoo...... yes

hand soap..... yes

dish soap...... yes

A trash can... yes but only cuz my pa bought it for me aginst my specific instructions not to buy me one. i use it for a nightstand

and no toilet plunger. i'm just hoping to run good on never stopping up the toilet. so far so good. 19 months in

lol filthy i just saw you posting in OOT

that happens from time to time.

sometimes there is good info in the covid thread. but they made some racist jokes in there that upset me

oh, and i like trolling the space x thread for all the people in there loving billionaires

i feel like there's some good middle ground between being a prepper and being you.

My son is moving to an apartment from a college dorm and I think he has a leg up on Filthy. However, not by much.


Another thought that entered my mind is that Filthy has to be the easiest person ever for buying a birthday gift! A random Walmart item over $25 is probably a reasonable gift.

Filthy, do you own a coffee maker?

no coffee maker. i don't drink coffee.

im actually pretty hard to buy gifts for because i don't want anything.

but if you know me really well, then im really easy to get gifts for. the last gift i really loved was a loaf of bread. it was soooo good!

What about a google home device as a gift? You could pretend you were in Star Trek! You could ask it endless questions and ask it for advice.

I didn't drink much coffee for the first 40 years of my life. Then I made the mistake of fixing my relatives coffee maker...

i actually have google nest. it came with the apt. but i haven't figured out how to use it lol

i'd love to pretend like i'm on star trek.

i do ask my computer questions all the time.

posted this in the oot simone biles thread

It's kind of amazing that a private company is building a space launch complex in South Texas and are planning to go to Mars. Today, they just put the cap on the top of the 500 foot tall launch tower!

All done for a fraction of the cost that governments do it.

also peep deli's post too

Same. Then I gave up soda and still wanted caffeine.

I'm amazed that you haven't been banned yet. Then again maybe OOT mods have gotten soft here in the waning days of the 2+2 empire.

What's the equivalent of blackface on the internet?

I guess it would be that one woman who claimed to be black.

There's some segment on nbc "Michael Phelps on Simone biles mental health". I'm skeptical even he's saying glowing things that it's helpful for her mental health. Assuming that's a goal.

If you want some discussion just have it be mental health if Athletes or some bullshit

there's some weirdness with the fonts. are the new owners slowly making some changes?

Whenever I'm feeling down I like to think we're all Guinea pigs in a giant social experiment and that makes me feel better.

kinda funny story about the candles i own. i went to light one, and realized i didn't have a lighter. i managed with paper and fire from the stove. but the next time i was at the store i wanted to buy a lighter. you had to ask the cashier for one, and they were out. but this gangster overheard me asking, and he just gave me a lighter. he said "yo, sometimes you just need a lighter man"

i've had that lighter for 3 years. and think about the kindness of that gangster every time i use it