i like how you think getting arrested happens 20x as often as you getting laid

If you ever met pockets, you'd know that those odds are accurate.

it's probably accurate for me too but i'm surprised he admitted it

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back to the eating children commercial, I just saw it. It was pretty bad writing imo.

while blackout drunk easily not that it's much better otherwise : p
lol

I thought any number over zero was undefined?

bsballs penis alone is more likely to get him arrested then go anywhere interesting

Why would his penis go somewhere interesting alone?

i think your attempted joke on my sentence structure is invalid.

I know. I thought it was sort of funny anyway.

I lol'd

mostly at the joke as opposed to loling because of it

To take a finger in illustration of a finger not being a finger is not so good as to take something which is not a finger to illustrate that a finger is not a finger. To take a horse in illustration of a horse not being a horse is not so good as to take something which is not a horse to illustrate that a horse is not a horse. So with the universe which is but a finger, but a horse.

-Chuang-tzu

You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.

-George Carlin

I find being over the age of 21 much harder to get arrested..

Being under 21 it is infinitely easy, and by easy, I mean it can happen almost at any time, and it sucks.

I have no respect for the law but have learned to observe traffic ordinances and such scrupulously which keeps me safely out of their clutches.

Words of truth, it took me 6 speeding tickets, countless other violations, and over 1 1/2 years of my license suspended to finally realize that following traffic rules basically keeps you out of all trouble with the law.

Funny beating law enforcement story:

My brother got arrested in MA for oui, hit and run on a parked vehicle, and possession of a controlled substance..

He was basically high and driving around, clipped a parked car sticking out into the street in front of a cop. Let the cop search his car because he didnt think he had anything at all in it, cop finds a (depression pill I think) that one of his friends is legit prescribed to, but obv he cant prove it there on the sidewalk...

Moves to California, and now the state of Nevada is down to give him a license as long as he promises to not go back to MA and drive.

6 more years till statute of limitations runs up.

never let them search your car obv

yeah they back right off if you stand up to them and don't impound your vehicle at all

The one time I told a cop he couldn't search my car, he came back and made me get out of it.. he started getting aggressive and the convo went like this:

"Sorry officer, I don't want a problem here"

(chest bumps me and gets in my face) "What was that, are you trying to cause a problem?"

This is what giving thanks on Thanksgiving is all about. The great Sly Stone is allowed to be himself:

Thank You Falettinme be Mice Elf Agin

We began to wrestle. I was on the top.

Birdman, that was a clumsy reference to the old Buffalo Springfield song. You will continue to prosper.

I have a good totp

then i am going to sleep imo

let me help