POG PUB December 2018 (LC;NSFW): Minecraft and Kerbal, the perfect Xmas gifts! - Page 4

iirc idiocracy starts out kinda boring. just setting up the movie. normal guy gets frozen in the present. it takes 5-10 minutes or so. then when he wakes up in the future is ****ing hilarious as ****!

after that, it's still pretty good, but goes down hill quite a bit. just watch til he wakes up in the future, and if you don't like that, then there is no way you will like the movie.

12-04-2018 , 02:45 AM

#77

POGcrazy94

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2017 Posts: 14,293

Cheers! Deffo need to watch it

Cut to 2 years later.. bet I still haven't gotten round to it lol

12-04-2018 , 10:34 AM

#78

soah

Unexpected

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 61,667

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

i probably did overplay . . . the ****er slow rolled me!!!

there's a connection between these points

12-04-2018 , 10:39 AM

#79

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,659

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

i been to mentally fragile to play poker. i been too mentally fragile to leave the house for 2 days

It’s times like these where having a $10k bed is optimal.

12-04-2018 , 02:09 PM

#80

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,419

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

drunk AF!!! cuz im so soooooooooooo sick of losing! god, i wanted to punch two guys tonight soooooooooooo bad!

i 4bet AA and this ahole called me with JJ. flop QT5 and he called my bet of 400 into 800! turn J fml

River K?

12-04-2018 , 11:59 PM

#81

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

my sheets just got delivered! almost 8pm. i been dying of stress for the last three days over those sheets.

they seem real nice though.

i have to get some special silk laundry detergent i guess.

12-05-2018 , 12:26 AM

#82

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,659

They probably have to be dry cleaned using only a 3.6 percent solution of mink and eastern musk ox oil, then pressed using only the preheated hands of underaged Honduran refugees.

12-05-2018 , 12:30 AM

#83

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

i just ate pasta with soy sauce. its the only food i have. i am too mentally fragile to go get food, or to order food.

tomorrow i have to leave the house or go without food.

12-05-2018 , 01:13 AM

#84

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,215

Steal food from your roommate.

ez game

12-05-2018 , 01:18 AM

#85

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

i've been alone for 39 hours, but with internet, my 10k bed, and can text friends. im going pretty nuts. i can't imagine what that idiot is going through who bet 10k he could be in a dark bathroom with nothing for 30 days.

was there any update? i haven't been following the thread.

im almost certainly gonna leave the house tomorrow.

12-05-2018 , 01:31 AM

#86

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,215

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

im almost certainly gonna leave the house tomorrow.

Not if your tire is flat.

12-05-2018 , 01:58 AM

#87

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

my tire is supposed to be 36psi. i pumped it up to 43psi on friday. so tomorrow it'll probably be around 25psi. that'll get me to the gas station no problem.

i never bought the pump you linked me to. i wish i had bought it. it seemed good.

12-05-2018 , 04:06 AM

#88

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 60,146

food stuffs i currently have in my house:

tequila
whiskey
beer
lemon juice
an unripe avocado
2 rotting limes
expensive salt
salad dressing
rotten yogurt
coconut oil

i cut open the avocado, but it was totally inedible. i don't feel like drinking alcohol. i think i'll have some delicious, refreshing lemon juice.

12-05-2018 , 06:56 AM

#89

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

my sheets just got delivered! almost 8pm. i been dying of stress for the last three days over those sheets.

they seem real nice though.

i have to get some special silk laundry detergent i guess.

Don't buy the regular $25 silk detergent, there's some that goes for £300 a bottle.

12-05-2018 , 09:19 AM

#90

Eric

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 13,867

Quote:

Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

They probably have to be dry cleaned using only a 3.6 percent solution of mink and eastern musk ox oil, then pressed using only the preheated hands of underaged Honduran refugees.

It costs a little more than Tide, but well worth it!

12-05-2018 , 09:56 AM

#91

biggerboat

you're gonna need one

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 48,486

I'll bet if you can find the right mixture of food stuffs you could come up with an ideal silk sheet cleaner. Then, just sit back and let the profits come in.

12-05-2018 , 02:07 PM

#92

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,659

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

i just ate pasta with soy sauce. its the only food i have. i am too mentally fragile to go get food, or to order food.

tomorrow i have to leave the house or go without food.

Food is good, I recommend it.

If you're not up to leaving the house at least order a pizza or uber eats or something.

12-05-2018 , 02:11 PM

#93

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,659

Speaking of sheets, I almost bought some 1200 thread count luxury cotton sheets since they were on sale for like $75 this week. Fortunately I remembered in time that I like my existing approximately 3.50 thread count sheets just fine.

12-05-2018 , 04:35 PM

#94

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,556

I just locked myself out of my house barefoot. Then I swiftly and without damage broke back into my house.

Now I'm both proud and super nervous..

I need better locks :/

12-05-2018 , 04:36 PM

#95

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 39,556

I probably shouldn't be able to break in using only a putty knife..huh?

12-05-2018 , 05:12 PM

#96

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,419

It depends on where you put the putty knife. Anything long and slim and sturdy can break into a lot of places.

12-05-2018 , 06:28 PM

#97

xander biscuits

watching a movie

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 39,746

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

not even slightly worried about filthy since he's capable of keeping alcohol in his home longer than food.

12-05-2018 , 07:53 PM

#98

CrimsonFox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 12,604

Happy Krampus Nacht!

12-05-2018 , 10:19 PM

#99

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 28,215

I'm playing the new Christmas update to the Harry Potter Mysteries game. In the game, everyone says "Happy Christmas". Is that a British thing? I just assumed "Merry Christmas" was universal.

Hmm.