there earth is too hot! and i don't mean global warming. i just mean my bedroom
and i'm too old and too fat
when is the next outback steakhouse? maybe i'll make the drive down there. that reminds me, part of the reason i stopped drinking soda was to save money at restaurants. only water for me!
if our outback waitress is cute, maybe i'll ask her on a cruise. or maybe i'll bring a date! me, filthywoman, and mark and his family!
idk if i mentioned that me and filthywoman broke up
but i know a couple of other lovely young ladies.